Dear Newsweek
THIS will never happen! See the last sentence.

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what would i do all day if you stop?????
My titz are exploding here, LettyB.
Time for suckie suckie.
But IF you do, we WILL mourn, because we are all losers who devote mucho time and energy to you, Perez-age.
OMG—that would be a sad day
I can't live without you Perez!
You can't stop until they pry your cold, dead, fingers from the keyboard.
If you stop I hope the government lines your pockets like AIG. So many celebrities and readers depend on you. The world would not function without Perez Hilton.
Re: JokerBaby – THATS A LITTLE NASTY!
I would be upset to see you go….but it will happen one day Perez.
phew
wow thats funny! face it though Perez you are already branching out into other things…..if the right offer came along u know u would take it!!
not you hunny, you'll be vlogging on your death bed - loves you!
that will be a sad day in the world if that ever happens
I am addicted to this site! Fuck Newsweek!!
u can't leave us Perez we lover u to much
of course it will
I mean, one day you're gonna have to get a REAL job rite?
Ummm yea, that will happen in 2000 never!!
trl sucked anyways.
It will die when Perez himself dies. Of AIDS, most likely. Or dismembered by Mischa Barton fans.
Shit.. no doubt Perez will be blogging in his grave!!!
I would die seriously
this willl nevver happen
((
I hope not!! Love you P-rez! Last night I had a dream that we were best friends. In my dream you were a really good hugger.
Never say never
yea perez, you better never quit blogging. i mean, what will people do all day at work?
No freaking way!!!!!
Below are a few lines from Obama's books, IN HIS WORDS!
From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.' / 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.' / 'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.' / 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.' / 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'
************'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'**************
Hmmmm….NO THANKS! McCain / Palin 2008!
Well honey we have to admit to ourselves, that one day in the far far future that this will happen. But till then we still have you. I love you. Perez Hilton Addict. I Love it!!!
perez
if you ever fucking leave me
i'm killing myself.
goodness i can only hope!
i'd cry if that happened..
omg life without perez would be, well, death
mwahahahaha! TOO FUNNY!
it would be like losing the coolest, funniest friend who's always around in need, who doesn't give us any drama, who has the dirt on everything and everyone, but mostly who cheers us up by keeping it realer than real every single day!!! (thank u!)
When will they learn that WE LOVE PEREZ!!! They are just mad cause you call them on and put their shi-ote out there. Simple…don't do anything you don't want out there.
Never!!! we love u perez
Never, say never……very few remain relevant forever.
Please don't ever go!
We'd ALL be lost without you!
lol no more perez
Sorry Perez but they're right. One day you will no longer be relevant. Times change and what people like change. Enjoy it while you have it.
you're right Perez, it will never happen…..no one will mourn at all when you stop promoting yourself so much and you quit stealing stories from other sites
How fucking ignorant for them to even suggest such a thing.
Muah! Love ya Perezzers!
Perez is just a fad, his time will run out too. Let's face it, he is not a real journalist. I am already getting weary of him and I have only been here a few weeks. His time will pass also!
Dear Newsweek,
Don't hate the playa…hate the game..
xoxo
someone please tell Mariah to quit dressing like a whore! be a lady for once. oh and she definitly had some work done on her stomach…
yah seriously no one cares bout TRL. Dunno what id do without this blog though….best gossip site evar xD!
hmm… i'd kind of like to see that happen, but then where would i waste my time on-line? and it will happen, eventually. nothing lasts forever!
omg i cant believe they are canceling TRL!!!! what Douches!!!!
Perez dont ever ever leave us!
PEREZ! THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY! MY KIDS BETTER NOT HAVE TO MOURN THE DEATH OF THIS SITE, PEREZ!
omggg i would be soooooooo sad if you left. Please dont ever do that!! and who cares if trl is gone, its boring anyways
Why would they write such a obvious dig? Tres déclassé Newsweek!
soo true …
soo true … LOVE IT!
STAY STRONG PEREZ!
the assholes. NEVER quit blogging PEREZ!!