Becks 2009 Calendar Sneak
It's hot in here!!!!
A few snaps from David Beckham's official 2009 calendar leaked onto the Internets on Monday.
Look at his biceps and triceps!!!!
We wish we were that pommel horse!
Posh makes us green with envy.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Hot dayum… nice!
OK David is a good looking guy but SPARE ME i have seen him look 100x better in paparazzi snapshots than here…by the way why is he doing a calendar, he hardly needs the money!!?
First????
NOW THAT IS ONE HOT MAN!! Forget Shia and all the other wimps you think are hot Perez! David is fine!!!
Who even buys that crap?
UUGH,, i hate that Posh, lucky bitch!! … Just give me one night with david and an Xtcy and I would be set for life
i find him ugly.
way overrated, he's a butter face
OGOD, someone tell me where to get this .
hes skinny.
He's hot with the scruffy look; that 3rd picture is all kinds of dirty and hot. That robot wife of his is one lucky girl!
Sessy! But he needs to lose the cap-that only works for Brad.
Dayum…. he is scrumfuckinlicous.
I think I just released an egg….
hot damn!
Would've preferred him w/out the tats. Give me a man w/ ink-free arms and gorgeous plain skin ANYDAY. Mmmm tres magnifique.
Why does everyone think he is so good looking?
Re: just jen – Agree, agree, agree.
Brad Pitt he'll NEVER be!
mommy like! =)~
Does he have to be super sweaty in every picture? I dunno.
Don't be so envious, Perez, Posh and Becks probably never even have sex, that woman is made of wood. Very expensive wood.
not sure that the "white-trash look" looks so good on him
I want him deep inside of me…oh wait, hes done that "posh" wife of hes at least 3 times. Huge turnoff!
dayum as long as the calendar doesnt speak w/davids voice its all fab
very attractive guy, but HATE all those fucking tattoos!
Why does he have to look like he stinks? Isn't it sexier to look clean, I like the smell of soap not body odor, this calendar must be marketed to gays.
Ok, on the Christmas list!
delic…
Seriously, why would you want to vandalise your body like he has?
OMYFUCKINGGOD!!!! I've just asked everyone I know to get me one of these for Christmas!!!!
He looked so much better WITHOUT the tattoos!!!
Oh fucking yeah, all hot and sweaty this man is yummy. I will be buying this calendar, maybe even more than one copy =)
I WANT THIS MAN TO SIT ON MY TONGUE!!!!!
LAWDIE MAMA!
Hawt hawt hawt, loving the ink…
normally I am not one for Beck but those pictures are HOT
hes so sexy its ridiculous..
He is just so damn good looking and so nice too! Keep up the good work David.
Fuck Yeah! He's the hottest guy in the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooooo sexyyyyyyyyy
How come we never hear his voice?
yeah, he's totally not straight! Loves it! He must be bi, right? How hot would that be?
Skin is beautiful! Why cover it up with so many tats? GROSS.
Hate all the tattoos! Does he know how ugly they are? - Course not, he's thick as pig shit.
Not gonna by it. I think is a small P. and even freezing Uk Boy. Not interested - LOL -
Pee You. He is NOT hot; let's see it again with tape over his mouth and a bag over his head.
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i don't see the big deal… he's not ugly i guess, but he's average. there are a million guys like that just in my small town, this is nothing special.
They better have months with his shirt off, otherwise it's totally pointless. Just get his Armani ad! So hot!
Unless there are pictures with him without his shirt on, the calendar is pointless. Just look at his Armani ad!
daaayyyyuuuummm he is pretty fly for a white guy!!!!
ok - he is very good looking with an amazing body….but let's face it - this calendar is for the BOYS!
Suuuuuuuure - EVERYBODY wears jeans to work out in. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Men with tattoos make me bite my lip and think dirty things! OMGGGG he is sooooo effin hotttttttttttttttttttttt
looks merely trendy and dirty with all them nasty tatts.