Get Your Very Own Michael Jackson
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Michael Jackson
A Japanese toy company is coming out with a collectible Michael Jackson doll in December 2008.
Here's the fun stuff you'll get with the purchase of the collectible doll:
- Hot Toys' newly developed TrueType- "Slim version" body with over 38 points of articulation.
- Trademarked single sequined white glove
- Sequined black coat
- White socks with black shoes
- Black hat
- Microphone
- Microphone stand
- Three sets of interchangeable hands
- 12 inches figure stand with Michael Jackson nameplate
That's right!
Your collectible MJ comes with 3 sets of interchangeable hands.
Why do you think the doll needs all those sets of hands?
Here's what you won't get with purchase:
- Kiddie porn
- Jesus Juice
- Skin bleacher
- A chimpanzee
- Fairy dust
- A butt plug
wtf??? LMAO
oh dear god
He is the picky of mental health.
yay i was second
oh micheal, i feel sorry for him
Good hat placement
Oh…now i feel bad for flaming you and your posts lately…this hilarious one reminds me of the perez we love.
Your list of not included accessories had me doubled over in front of the PC.
they should totally make a blow-up doll….
Will it have Kung-fu grip?? Cause that's be the shit if he did! Then I could use him in my PlaySkool School Yard playset and he could grab little children just like real life!!!!
Perez quite plugging stuff…..sellout
michael is a very talented jackson. the doll will be a huge success.
What the fuck kind of person buys this crap?
Who the fuck needs three sets of interchangeable hands?! What the hell is wrong with him?
OH MY GOD
maybe this will sell in Japan, but in the US it's 25 years too late. Kids are terrified of him.
Does it jack off?
does it come with a plastic squirming 12 yr old boy….then it be a dead ringer!!
Are the interchangeable hands black, white, and whitest?
fuck you perez and fuck you all MJ haters
It could be used for scaring kids. See this - if your bad he's coming to get you.
Yeah - cuz the last thing kids need is a Michael Jackson doll - GROSS!!!
Does it come with a "crying little boy" figure?
aww we don't get an interchangeable nose????
What? No infant to dangle over a balcony? I've been cheated!!
Michael was a great artist and a legend!
Remember who he was…forget what he became.
Thoughts? Well, I find it really creepy, truth be told. You just know he's going to buy a small army of these dolls and play with them. I fear for the other 'male' action figures of the world. Especially those Fisher Price "Little People" dolls because they make little boys.
a butt plug! mffffff moua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Just what the world needs, a child molester doll. This degenerate freak needs to be locked up with Shitney Spears.
It's sad. Mike was my dog…now he's a freak.
I'll get one! Better believe it. Said it before and I'll say it again — almost everyone I know has Michael's music on their iPods. Can't deny that he may be weird, but folks LOVE his music.
Is the nose removeable too?
Awwwwwwwww . . . no butt plug?
is his nose detachable as well?
who is michael jackson ??
well, i think it's fair…
…kids finally have a chance to touch him for a change
hehehehehe