Gwennie is GOOPy
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she thinks she knows how you should live your life!
The precious little mother of two has just launched a lifestyle website called…GOOP.
GOOP?
And no, it's not an acronym. It's just…GOOP.
The fledgling site has different sections - Make, Go, Get, Do, Be, See - and each one links to an essay by Gwennie. The essays contain such coffee mug banalities as, "Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."
Oh really?
We'd rather eat Moses Martin's poop than read GOOP!
GOOP is just another one of Gwyneth's attempts to remind us of her perfect life. Previous attempts include a PBS culinary show with Mario Batali called Spain…On the Road Again and a guest appearance on Oprah to showcase her workout routine and her resulting fabulous physique.
Gosh it must be great to be Gwyneth Paltrow!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
GOOP-TASTIC!
Goop=dumbing it down for us dumb Americans ahee ahee
GOOP-A-RIFIC
GOOP-A-SAURAS
slut!
GOOP YOU!
nice tits
GOOP ME BAY BABAYYYYYYY
GOOP-A-LICIOUS
Goop?
OKAY I'M DONE….. I know you are relieved! LOL
I am sure the genius that inspired her children's name will shine through here and make for a fun,entertaining,inspirational website. LMFAO!
"Goop because I'm Gwyneth and I think you should enjoy life to the fullest, but only when you're not wasting your precious life's moments reading my garbage and making my goopy ass famous."
There's one statement on this website, no goop.
A little premature for all of this publicity.
Does anyone know how long Gwynnie works out a day? What does she do? I read that she 'can't diet' and prefers to just work up a sweat so she can eat what she wants. I mean, does the girl work out 3 hrs a day to have that bod and eat what she wants.
I am curious!
Well, I won't be accessing that website. Bleh.
just came from the website. so is this like, her version of a blog?
I don't care - I love Gwyneth!
I'm interested in what she has to say. What's wrong with eating well and exercising to maintain a sound body and mind? If you're a hater, stay away. When I went to the site, it seemed that every icon linked back to the same essay. Perhaps it is still a work in progress… Go Gwyneth!
Did we ask her the time of day ? I like to eat Apples and read about Moses in the Old Testament personally.
Is this picture from like 1994 or just very well airbrushed? Also she's a HYPOCRITE who claims to be vegetarian and name her kids after fruits but then MODELS FUR ! Poor dead foxes she draped around her body for her latest ads which she was paid. YUCK!
BARF! She is tempting fate lording her perfection over everyone.
GOOP = shapeless, gooey sludge. Awwwwwww lmfao
This bitch is so pretentious.
"Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."
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I'll be damned. I have accomplished every piece of 'wisdom' that Gwyneth has bestowed upon us…YEARS before I have ever even heard of her. And, yes…even the GOOP (it's a great hand cleanser…it cleans off all of the automobile grease and oil, quite beautifully).
Goop is a word to describe the substance of Gwyn's common sense. Rapidly ascending the list of celebs i cannot stand.
Pretentious? She is not pretentious. Heidi and Spencer are pretentious…Jessica Simpson is pretentious for having a cheesy handbag line, merchandise which SHE HERSELF does not carry…
isn't that something
that you clear outta
the corner of your
EYES
when you wake up??
Yes, she is hugely annoying.
I WANT HER LEGS!
Sounds like a fabulous idea to me!! Go Gwyn!! Stop hating Perez!
Gwynnie and Madge think they have it all figured out…it's like someone gave them both the same "365 Days of Inspirational Frivolities and Quotes that Sound Wise but are Just Silly" book.
Re: perezforprez –
Seriously? Gwyneth Paltrow isn't pretentious? Really???
I got some goop for her.
She forgot to comment in GOOP that it's healthy to trash your country while overseas.
how long before we find out that she and mario batali are having an affair…
Jealous/Cranky much, Perez?
If being poorly educated with an IQ near 80 was a crime, Gwyneth would be writing her stupid musings from a prison cell. Give her credit- she's using all the vocabulary she possesses.
Re: harrybalsac – hahaahhahahaha.
Re: TOUCANSAM – You want cankles??? She uses body doubles!
Barf. So gross. Nothing better than someone rich (and white) telling you how perfect their life is and attributing it to some kind of inner-driven enlightenment. It's easy to travel "to a new city" and eat what you like and exercise as much as you need (and be so physically "flawless") when you got all the time and money in the world.
Don't you all wonder why you just can't be like her???
I hate being a hater, but Gwyneth Paltrow really does invite it. Sometimes i wonder if she likes being hated for being "perfect" because it makes her feel even more important. I'm so glad that this trend of finding her ass annoying has finally caught on, bc I couldn't stand her since she was an "IT" girl in the 90's. Her godfather is Steven Spielberg for goodness' sakes! And for the person who asked about her diet, she told Oprah she doesn't diet, just works out alot. First, that is a friggin lie because she was a Macrobiotic dieter, which is the strictest kind, for a very long time. She must've just stopped doing that bc of the cooking show. Now she just works out two hours a day in her personal gym, with her personal trainer, while her two nannies take care of her kids. She's so NORMAL…roll eyes.
dont b a hater everything she said is true whats the big deal. perez ur not the only blogger.
did you say something? was busy checking out her tits
OMG, P!
You are SOOO right on this one … I CANNOT stand her smug, self-satisfied face!
Stay in England, Gwynnie!
Perez, honey do I see a glint of the green eyed monster?.. you sound as jealous as a kitty cat. You didn't even write what you're really envious of: she's BFFs with Madonna.
It's okay, she doesn't seem nearly as much fun as you do.
Yeah, I'm going to take life advice from someone who names their kid "Apple". Gwyneth has proven herself to be extremely arrogant and "in your face" with all of her stupid shit. She's now competing with Heather Mills for most unlikeable. I know she's really stupid but how much of an IQ is required to realize that making a living in the public spotlight requires one to maintain a good standing with the public. With her supreme, Noami Cambell/Amarosa arrogance, she's turning people off to the point where it will thoroughly kill her career, which I think has already happened.
And she continues to make an ass of herself.
Is she still working? i thought she was dead.
Better to know.
Wow, that's some really deep stuff there. I would like to live in her shallow little world where there are no homeless people, starving children, natural disaster victims, battered women, AIDS victims, elder abuse, etc. Oh, to hell with REALITY, I'm off to pet a kitten.
OMG I am LMAO'ing.
Gwyneth hates Americans, though, remember? Wonder who the hell will advertise on that website.
I have read better sage advice by way of 'All I Really Need To Know, I learned In Kindergarten'.
Re: Firefly – I would love to "live in her shallow little world", also…..but, I don't think that I would be able to handle inhaling THAT much 'laughing gas'.
Isn't she the one that talked so badly about the u.s. and moved to england or something? i def won't go to her site.
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN BEING YOU!
Hate her and her elitist attitude, waste of space Perez!
Should call the site SHIT or CRAP. Stuck-up bitch will do anything for a buck. Why is she still in the USA? Since she said she'll be voting from London. Oh she's here to make millions of more American dollars and then go back to her perfect UK life where she will say Americans are rude and crude. GOOP, that's the shit that comes out of her mouth when she talks.
She is such a smug rich bitch! But she is always dressed nicely.
WOW, I had a look at her site - there's only 3 paragraphs of writing at this time - and it's is shockingly bad.
Aside from the lack of depth, the vocabulary is poor - GRADE 9 level at most.
The website ramblings in total:
"My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.
Over the years, i have tried a lot of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."
I hate this self-absorbed bitch. She needs to get over herself.
I could vomit.
95% of the female population will always be prettier than her.
How are you gonna fix that gwyneth?
LMAO!! I love how people think that perez is a hater and jealous… Umm… NO! She's ugly, annoying and she has no place trying to tell anyone how to live their lives.
Perez is just sharing this with the world.
Re: PinkMartinii – That is so true! You should post comments on my site. You're gonna love the bit I wrote on her. She's a plain Jane. End of story.
Re: Kate28 – You must be ugly.
Re: Crystabellina – You must be ugly also
Re: pampam – Oh, shut up!
"Gwyneth Paltrow was born on third base - but thinks she hit a triple header."
Kathy Griffin
I heard that the "G" and the "P" stand for Gwyneth Paltrow and the the "00" in the middle (the number zero - not the letter o) stands for her IQ.