Dane Cooked
In this episode of Dane Cook and the Haunted Apartment, the spirit-sensitive comedian drops the case altogether!
After all that!!!!
Cook faced eviction from his Hollywood apartment complex because he refused to pick up after his dog. In his bid to stay in the building, Cook claimed that the spirits of former tenants and famed comedians John Belushi and Steve Martin operated as his muse and that if he lived elsewhere his work would fail.
Sounds like a really bad joke.
Well, after settling with the owners of the apartment, Cook is now out and into a $7 million house nestled in the Hollywood Hills.
We wonder if funnier spirits live there.
Jinkies!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Kanye vs. Fifty Cent. Again.
what a dumb shit!
To bad for you Stain, Douchebag!
Now his dog can shit all over the house and backyard all it wants, and so can he.
The dude is crazy. He got famous, got some money and it al went to his head. Classic case of money turning people into crazy douchebags.
GOD HE'S HOT! love him
DOUCHE!
he is a very strange guy…..
THIS GUY ISNT FUNNY.
i feel sorry for him
I hope his future works do fail.
He sucks, is totally not funny and I don't understand the hype over him.
…this story stinks. Stop posting such shit Perez.
YAWN!
that dog in the picture is very artistic….lol
BOO!
Re: karencarpenter – AGREED!
is steve martin dead?
Ghost are real. You are just not opened to them. People who are Aquarius are more susceptible to them.
Single mother's make hotter lover's , I got a pole you can dance on!
Pick up after your dog MORON
Re: LettyB –
I want my baby back , you fucking gangster.
Re: JokerBaby – Take your meds.
Spirit of Steve Martin??? I'm sure I saw him alive and kickin at the Emmy's on Sunday.
He's just trying to come up with excuses as to why he's NOT FUNNY!!! Seems the orange-skinned, ugg-wearing, meal-vomiting college girls that make up his fan-base aren't enough to keep him relevant.
Re: harrybalsac – you likeeee?
Steve Martin isn't even dead!!! Steve is probably pissed now.
this was not done by perez.
What's funny is that Steve Martin is very much alive, therefore, his spirit resides nowhere else but HIS BODY.
how does the spirit of steve martin visit him since he is still alive???
You know what would look good on Dane Cook?
Me.
Poop and Scoop ya Tool!
that is not your handwriting, perez!
Re: tinky – That was my first thought, Steve Martin is not dead! What an idiot.
Voice from Beyond:
Hey Cook … listen to this sound … it was a fart … that's what I think of you. If I could find a bolt of lighting around here I'd shoot it up your ass. Whine … whine … whine … that's all you do. Maybe I can talk to Steve to beat you up or something.
Love John
Re: JokerBaby – I agree. I'm aquarius and have had encounters my whole life.
lmao perez's little dog is too much.
as long a she remembered to pack his paddle game and chair…I think he'll be alright
he's HANDSOME!!
Re: tec0909 – I totally agree…what's the deal with the girl handwriting on the pic…that looks nothing like Perez' handwriting? Guess he may have finally gotten too big to do his own blogging!
Re: mamajud – she??…..he
P Nasty your comment on his photo is fucking hilarious!
Dane is a good guy, i think the dog poo probably stemmed from something else.
PS: steve martin is not dead how could his spirt haunt the apartments.
B&E
ok.. perez. i cant believe what an amazing artist you are! i LOOOOVE your picture of the doggy
it cracks me up!
what a complete asshole.
John Belushi and Steve Martin "operated as his muse"? Both of them are so far out of Dane Cook's league.. dream on.
I can smell the vinegar from here!
This cocksucker is a complete douche I would love to punch him right in the kisser
I love Dane! SUFI!!
Stop taking things so seriously Perez-a-holics!
(and i dont wear uggs, am not orange, or vomit my meals)
Wait… Steve Martin is alive. How can his "spirit" remain in the house? What a douche.
Dane Cook attaching his name to Belushi and Martin is an insult to comedy.
who's writting for perez?
spirits huh…
isn't steve martin still alive?
Re: ass – agreed!
few are as loathed in the biz as he.
rehab tyme baby.
Perez SOOOOO did not write this entry!!! Damn perez, if you're gonna have people work for you, make sure they can write entries in the same style as you AND make sure they don't write shit on the pictures cuz we know your handwriting fool!
He USED to be funny…
I don't think he was funny in movies though since he doesn't actually get to be himself. He is more restricted to scripts…Either way if he has that kind of money why did he just pay for someone to clean up the poop?
Re: SuperStarSteve – NUMBER 3…HAHA HILARIOUS