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The Hulkster's daughter makes a scene at the birthday party for STRIKE Miami on Monday night.

Brooke Hogan is ______________________.

[Image by SETH BROWARNIK/RED EYE PRODUCTIONS.]

Posted: September 23, 2008 at 1:00 pm

109 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Gucci Bag says – reply to this

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Looking for her balls?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Trying out new dildos.
torrrieB says – reply to this

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lookin more and more like her 50 yr old mom
mandzie fcukin baby says – reply to this

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a man
mandzie fcukin baby says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – hey harry whats up
Phiesh says – reply to this

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Fucking ugly
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Chipped her teeth on the third one.
LettyB says – reply to this

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A FUGLY SHE-MALE PIECE OF WHITE TRASH!
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…two bowling balls between two pins…’nuff said…
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: mandzie fcukin baby – Hey baby,lookin'good!
harrysnatch says – reply to this

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can't figure out which one goes in which hole. they were supposed to be color coded dang it!
LettyB says – reply to this

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OH WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE….. BROOKE HOGAN IS ON STEROIDS!
punky.penguin says – reply to this

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is secretly linda hogan!
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Deciding which to sit on?
The Mary says – reply to this

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Not that bad, I don't get why you hate on her so tough.
therealchanel says – reply to this

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a tranny! lol
bango skanks says – reply to this

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Floridain white trash
bango skanks says – reply to this

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Floridian white trash yall
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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Piss drunk?
CrisyTna says – reply to this

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nasty
CelebrityGossipGirl says – reply to this

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I LOVE BROOKE!:)

SHE IS SAYING EWWWW THESE ARE FILTHY!
lucy.lol says – reply to this

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retarded
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Is in pain because she's currently in the throes of her herpes outbreak.
shannonneal420 says – reply to this

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is her cleavage real or fake?
Karin of Sweden says – reply to this

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_skanky_
ChihuahuaBama says – reply to this

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…disgusting, pathetic, cheap, gross, a fame whore, white trash, NOT a role model
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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…PICKING OUT HER NEW IMPLANTS?
lovesitbaby80 says – reply to this

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DOES PEREZ HILTON STILL DO HIS OWN BLOGGING? OR DOES HE HAVE WRITERS??
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: harrysnatch – We have a dirty mind.
Gogo6060 says – reply to this

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Is… Surprisingly not bald.
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – MARVELOUS DARLING!
Ms. McGillicutty says – reply to this

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she used to be kinda pretty, but she's turning into linda, and thats not a good thing. she looks like she's 35.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Leona$ Gho$t – Since the judge said you can only leave 2 mil. to your dog , can I have the other 10 mil.?
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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…wearing a codpiece in front of her outfit? Or…growing a weiner?
Kimcredible says – reply to this

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looking like her MOM!
Sammy says – reply to this

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Man she looks old!!!
UberBling says – reply to this

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jackin off the pins
UGLY=PEREZ says – reply to this

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a man or hermaphrodite at best
Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this

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Brooke Hogan is squeezing hard to keep the 4th one in after 3 already fell out.
love4chihuahuas says – reply to this

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a pinhead.
KEEFER says – reply to this

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b h is………..pulling bowling pins out of her twat
TOUCANSAM says – reply to this

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A WASTRE OF HUMAN SPACE.
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – 23 Why Alice! That was mean! So unlike you.
:0
Big Mama says – reply to this

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… a man with boobs.
Fluky says – reply to this

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is a fucking idiot. And yes she is starting to look old like her mother!! LMFAO
Princess824 says – reply to this

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a desperate washed-up tranny sea-hag looking LOSER
Ms. Dimes says – reply to this

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a cock sucking fool?
HolyMcG says – reply to this

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a size queen and all three pins will simply not do.
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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one hell of a lot lizard with skank written on her ass
Exiegurl says – reply to this

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looking very manly.
PTRAIN says – reply to this

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A PREOP TRANNY (duh)
harrysnatch says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – yes sir we do
Stephanie says – reply to this

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…trying to squeeze a fourth pin out of her ass.
marpav21 says – reply to this

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brooke?i thought that was linda….both r equally ugly!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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asking herself: why am I famous?
WakeUpPeople says – reply to this

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I feel for this girl she is so dumb! What is worst is that her dad has the hots for her! It is SO OBVIOUS when you watch her show. She is going to start drinking and doing drugs any minute now.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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a Hulkster felcher.
northdolphin says – reply to this

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wondering why the pins won't talk back.
willadied says – reply to this

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crying, because the 3 pin heads remind her of her family
D-Bag says – reply to this

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a cunt.
DoverDavid says – reply to this

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Why does she even bother wearing clothes?
StacyRN says – reply to this

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Contemplating which pin to shove up her ass. =)
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding YES! says – reply to this

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Re: ChihuahuaBama –

I'm completely with you. She's double dipped the bottom of the barrel.
Honey Rider says – reply to this

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… using the sleeve of that jacket tied around her waist to hide her cock and balls.
bongo says – reply to this

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is hurting after inserting 2 pins into her cooch. 3 mo to go
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding YES! says – reply to this

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Re: northdolphin –

Hahahahahahahaha!
Yumm-ay says – reply to this

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…wondering if she has enough lube to fit a bowling pin up her bum.
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – ONLY IF YOU USE IT FOR A BRAIN TRANSPLANT!!!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: sweetpiece – I just don't like her. LOL, I'm sorry. Just having some silly fun. It's Perez afterall;)
lovepiink says – reply to this

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a degenerate hussey
dodgenhaz says – reply to this

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Sooooooo stupid because she does'nt even know who the vice pres is of her own country! And she is crying because big hulk is'nt there to stare at her big fake boobies.
Wabbajock says – reply to this

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got her serious manjaw on
Delkiteflwr says – reply to this

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crying b/c she couldn't play with the balls
jjfromgoodtimes says – reply to this

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slightly retarded
marijane says – reply to this

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a. not wearing a shirt, eww wtf… oh wait - i think she is
b. looking older & uglier than her mother lately - that's baaadddd…
c. OLD NEWS!!!!! perez & vh1, what are you guys thinking.
queen v says – reply to this

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Is deciding which one, she should stick up her ass!
Azrial says – reply to this

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Dumb as a fucking brick?
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Ignorant, annoying, and washed up?

Does anyone here watch her show?

Late at night when there's nothing on, I have to choose between her show and infomercials. I'm this close to ordering a Magic Bullet blender.
elocin277 says – reply to this

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a stupid whore
mrs bombastic says – reply to this

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being fukin weird
Eagles Fan!! says – reply to this

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a lying tranny with obviously fake tits that magically "grew" overnight.
and yes Brooke, no one believes that you had to "tape them down, because were so naturally big." Everyone saw your fat ass in bikinis, honey, your fat gut and ugly tree trunk thighs ass had had nothing to tape down. if you had been born w/big boobs, your skank butt would have been showing them off from the get go. NOT hiding them you lying man face ass chinned whore.
lezzy.minell says – reply to this

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a trannie who need a stylist
Oogabooga says – reply to this

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They're her three favorite Dildos, which she named Manny, Moe and Jack.
aikelly says – reply to this

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in pain. lol
atotheb2 says – reply to this

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choosing a new ass plug?
QueenEricka says – reply to this

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A huge fame-seeking tranny-whore. When will she realize no one cares about her? I crap out more talent than this heffer has. Get over yourself.
Laynesgirl says – reply to this

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Cum guzzleing, dumpster whore?
lorelai66 says – reply to this

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gonna go home and do a lap-dance on the hulksters steroid-shrivelled organ…
leshaker says – reply to this

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An Idiot!
NYCKitty says – reply to this

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45 years old! Tell me she doesn't look 45
Yohann says – reply to this

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very excited!! she just picked up three new peppermills.
1sExXiByCh says – reply to this

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a douchebag!
pompeofan says – reply to this

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She's holding the bowling pins that uses as dildos and butt plugs and she's freaking out because her father used up all the lube.
thefuknman says – reply to this

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an uneducated broke ass!
cysticfibrosis says – reply to this

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a fuckin media whore hoebag!!!
Steph22 says – reply to this

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Is wearing a SATIN JACKET as a skirt!!!???!!!!! Weird.
RAMADA says – reply to this

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THE REASON OLD FOLKS SHOULDN'T GET DIVORCEED,IT FUCKS UP THERE "GROWN" CHILDRENS LIFE!
Sandee says – reply to this

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is bowling for a real career. and sad to find out she ended up with a gutter ball
xoxo sandee xoxo
Nina_Stephanie says – reply to this

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Showing us the simularity between her and the pins….All Rednecks.
elradone says – reply to this

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tha ultimate amazon!!

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