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Keanu Cowabunga'd!

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Talk about a lucky break for Keanu Reeves!

A judge in Los Angeles has dismissed assault claims against the actor by a paparazzo who was claiming Keanu hit him with his car, deliberately.

Photog Alison Silva claims he was hit by Keanu's Porsche back in March 2007 while photographing him.

Wait, who names their son Alison?

The judge declared that "There was no evidence of the slightest contact or the slightest touching." Adding that Reeves did not "act maliciously" as he pulled out of a parking space as Alison had claimed.

A paparazzi lying?

Hard to believe!

Keanu's lawyers also did a good job arguing that Alison had actually placed his hand on Keanu's car and tripped over his own feet.

What an idiot!

The judge stated that Alison could not seek punitive damages against Keanu. But nothing ends that easily.

Money-hungry Alison is continuing with a negligence claim, which will now go to trial in October.

Alison's attorney, Joseph Farzam, says "Mr Silva is still entitled to fully recover his damages for the injuries he sustained. It's much easier to prove that someone was being careless than to prove that Mr Reeves intended to harm Mr Silva."

The attorney added that Alison suffered a broken wrist when he fell, which could cause him to remain partially disabled.

As for Reeves, he confirmed in a statement that, "At no time did my vehicle make contact with Mr Silva other than when [he] bent over and placed his hand on the hood of my car."

And even after Alison fell, Keanu stopped the car and brought him some water.

That was nice of him.

Let's see who will win this case in the end! We're rooting for Reeves!

[Image via WENN.]

36 comments to “Keanu Cowabunga'd!”



  1. 1

    Z list?



  2. 2

    hes just mad he was born with a girls name



  3. 3

    he stopped and got him some water…and the guy says he was careless?



  4. 4

    Those people are such vultures, I call it karma



  5. 5

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    Thanks!



  6. 6

    stupid people!



  7. 7

    WHAT A MONEY GRUBBING LOOSER! FUCKTARD!



  8. 8

    I'm on Keanu's side, fuck the Alison. He was careless but got him water? Yeah, that's a very careless thing to do.

    Karma's a bitch, and it's going to suck when Alison has to pay for his lawyer after he loses.



  9. 9

    Re: LettyB – THAT WOULD BE LOSER NOT LOOSER!



  10. 10

    Paps are just the new H-town roadkill.



  11. 11

    And disabled from a broken wrist? Really? Hokay.



  12. 12

    Re: harrysnatch – You won the taste test.



  13. 13

    WHOOAH!



  14. 14

    die papps



  15. 15

    Re: harrybalsac – sweet! i knew i could! muah!



  16. 16

    Re: harrybalsac – i'd like to thank my sponsor…



  17. 17

    Damn, who farted?



  18. 18

    Re: LettyBRe: harrybalsac – i leave for an hour and miss all the tittie excitement!!!
    i thought i had biggens!
    ya'll got me beat!!



  19. 19

    BOOYAH!



  20. 20

    not you harry.
    she changed her name but pic is the same.
    weezy f baby's lady/



  21. 21

    Re: mama of 2 – I WAS LYING THIS WHOLE TIME, THERE NOT THAT BIG! SORRY, I WAS BORED!



  22. 22

    Paparazzis are idiots. Hate them.



  23. 23

    stupid clutz.
    no money for you.



  24. 24

    Re: LettyB – i was gonna say you will fall over!!!



  25. 25

    YAH!



  26. 26


  27. 27

    Oh yeah, go Reeves! Go Reeves! I'm totally on Keanu's side! I mean why couldn't they just leave him alone?? He was in the hostpital visiting his sister who has leukimia! Keanu is not careless. And that ugly old lady who was on her balcony taking some "fresh air" and claming she "saw it all" and that Keanu actually did ran Alison over? Oh, what a coincidence. Just another famewhore who wants money..

    p.s what a charming name Alison is for a boy……NOT!



  28. 28

    sigh



  29. 29

    damn right keanu is innocent. Don't fuck with keanu bitches.



  30. 30

    Keanu is to smart and caring to do something like that even, if the paps smother him all the time. Good for him!! The pap shoud respect the judges decision and drop the whole thing! Luv ya KCR



  31. 31

    Keanu is to smart and caring to do something like that even, if the paps smother him all the time. Good for him!! The pap should respect the judges decision and drop the whole thing! Luv ya KCR



  32. 32

    Aww, I like how he's wearing a UFC hoodie.



  33. 33

    TEAM REEVES!!!



  34. 34

    Alison used to be a boys name meaning son of Alice. So there, a little info for ya.



  35. 35

    I love Keanu!!!



  36. 36

    keanu is a perfect darling and sho
    knows how to treat a man hot!