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Minnillo Is MiMORON!

Filed under: Media Minute > Vanessa Minnillo > Nick Lachey

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Ok, Vanessa Minnillo is officially lacking any brains. But that's not exactly a surprise, now is it?

During a recent interview with In Touch Weekly, the "actress" spoke about her career and her desire to win an Oscar.

Hah!

Seriously!

Says MiMoron, "My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar."

We can't believe she said that with a straight face!!!

She added, "I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies."

Is she delusional???

Her career highlights include MTV's TRL, fucking Nick Lachey and that shiteous Epic Movie. No one even saw that shitfest!

Oh, and who does Minnillo want to be like?

Julia Roberts, of course.

Minnillo adds, "She's phenomenal! I would love to be just like her."

Good look trying…and failing!

P.S. You'll have better luck winning an AVN award for your future work in porn!

[Image via WENN.]

49 comments to “Minnillo Is MiMORON!”



  1. 1

    She's stupid.



  2. 2

    Unrealistic, but hey at least she has goals. Be honest, we all know you want to convert David Beckham and Vanessa will probably get her Oscar before you get your hands on his package.



  3. 3

    At least she has goals. She's prettier than Julia.



  4. 4

    why you gotta crush dreams? Let dreams be dreams.



  5. 5

    hey man, she can dream lol



  6. 6

    Oh, so now we know Nick's time, beautiful and dumb……..unfortunately, she's just okay looking so Nick messed up.



  7. 7

    Oh, so now we know Nick's type, beautiful and dumb……..unfortunately, she's just okay looking so Nick messed up.



  8. 8

    first!



  9. 9

    What a dumbass



  10. 10

    haha this is pathetic. shes never get an oscar. bitch plz.



  11. 11

    Re: shooie – this isnt about who prettier, its about acting skills and having brain haha. which vanessa clearly goes have shes not even that pretty



  12. 12

    I don't like her at all! She can dream ALL she wants, it takes years and profession to win an Oscar!

    Nick Lachey sucks! He's better off with Jessica!



  13. 13

    It's always good to dream…and hopefully hers will come true



  14. 14

    Everyone who comes to Hollywoods got a dream.
    What yo Dream?



  15. 15

    Where do the women of Hollywood learn to stand this way, their legs just so, one straight, the other one leaning inside, I don't know how to explain it but I'm sure you know what I mean. Do they have to follow a special course for that, I wonder. They all stand the same way, talk about personality and individuality. Well at least she doesn't have blond hair and blue eyes. Implants, yes ? Pity, pity, pity



  16. 16

    too funny….. i hate so called "celebs" like her.
    she needs to get a clue, and then get a real job!



  17. 17

    shes really pretty. awesome legs



  18. 18

    hahahahah u made me laugh with this one…..you are so rude and upfront I LOVE IT…. poor thing she is completely delusional



  19. 19

    o.O
    that was a bit harsh.. and weird. atleast she has goals perez, jeez.

  20. melly says – reply to this


    20

    geez perez, way to stomp on someone's dream. she may not have a booming career in the movies and she may only be known for TRL and Nick Lachey, but come on…people can dream. if her goal is to become an actress and win oscars and try to make a name for herself, then who are you to be so judgemental? at least she didnt come out trying to make her money by using a name that's based off a famous celebrity heiress. you are pretty much my hero, perez…but this was just mean. people can't even dream without being crititcised for it. so wrong.



  21. 21

    Cant stand this girl, feels like shes only with Nick for the fame. I dont get how he could be with her after Jessica.



  22. 22

    She will do it. That's the kind of girl she is. What she wants, she gets. When you see her in the media posing you think she's a giggly girl. But if you see her in person, I promise you she is no BS and completely cut-throat.



  23. 23

    What a dolt!

  24. k-lee says – reply to this


    24

    shut up perez. tell me one actress who doesn't dream of winning an oscar. how is that stupid? it's perfectly understandable to for anyone who had acted in any movie to win something big someday. it's people like you who are fucking up the world with negativity. let her be!



  25. 25

    hey i was first again. lol.

  26. missB says – reply to this


    26

    what's wrong with having goals? whats that saying.. shoot for the moon, even if u miss, u'll hit the stars. o and she was in disaster movie which really sucked but i dont really know how good she is at acting cuz she's not really in anything



  27. 27

    totally agree perez. i want her cute top.



  28. 28

    mtv was the best thing that ever happened to her…too bad her career is doomed…what a joke!



  29. 29

    I can't stand her!



  30. 30

    We have to add something else to her credits, my son was watching an episode of "High School Stories" and she was a I don't know spokesperson? They only used her first name, but it was her, I don't know how old it was, but I thought, well at least she's working, I guess. He (my son) 17 didn't know who she was.



  31. 31

    Wow - Nick definitely has a type - DUMB!!!



  32. 32

    You people are the idiots! There is nothing wrong with having dreams and goals. Perez, when you we a little tubby tyke, didn't you dream of the day when you'd have a cock in your mouth? And look… you reached your goal! Why squash her dreams…

    In the words of Henry Ford:
    "If you think you can, or if you think you can't, you're probably right."



  33. 33

    Mario Pendeja ACTUALLY thinks the movie W. is going to be bad! He couldn't be more wrong, it looks like it's gonna rank up there with There Will Be Blood and The Darjeeling Limited. Let's boycott this loser.
    Search YouTube: Giuliani Responds to Sarah Palin Watching Tina Fey on SNL and then go sample on iTunes Miniature Tigers - Tell It to the Volcano, it's one of the best albums of the year and the album cover is my avatar.
    As much as you guys think Mario reads your comments, he DOESN'T! He blogs all day and then goes to bed. He's a fucking vampire!

  34. milou says – reply to this


    34

    Who?
    I know that she fucks Nick Lachey, that's all.



  35. 35

    Who the fuck is this bitch? Why is she pseudo-famous? She needs to get real work if she thinks shes going to be anything other then nick lachey's rebound.



  36. 36

    SHE SHOULD HAVE A REALITY SHOW WITH NICK LASHAY AND CALL IT, THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND



  37. 37

    How can Lachey go from Jessica Simpson to THAT???



  38. 38

    did she just get super skinny?



  39. 39

    Oh my God, Perez, your commentary on this post is GREAT.

  40. AMO says – reply to this


    40

    This bitch is so annoying. I don't know who's worse her or Jessica Simpson. Nick sure knows how to pick 'em!

  41. KDub says – reply to this


    41

    Uh vanessa was in Disaster Movie not Epic Movie perez baby



  42. 42

    Perez i love your shit talking your such a bitch :) lol



  43. 43

    Poor silly stupid Nick - he's ended up with the same girl twice. GET OUT! Run away, Nick! Fast!!



  44. 44

    Wow I love this dress!



  45. 45

    Looks can make you an MTV VJ, they can allow you to bag a beef cake, butttt.. they don't warp you into an Oscar worthy actress. She's an idiot.



  46. 46

    Eleonora Duse is rolling over in her grave.

  47. D-Bag says – reply to this


    47

    Don't forget her "role" in the Fantastic Four sequel where she spoke a whole line! Honestly she was awful just doing that.



  48. 48

    She was not in Epic Movie, she was in Disaster movie. You think with all the fame and recognition Perez is getting that he could fact-check and spell-check his entries.

  49. Noxx says – reply to this


    49

    Being famous for fucking Nick La-whatever, who is only famous for fucking a has-been pop music ho, should not rate a mention at all. When are you going to write about me??