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David Blaine = Bullshit

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Assumptions probably got the better of us, y'all.

David Blaine's 'hanging upside down for 60 hours' stunt is sprinkled with lots of right side up breaks!

We've received tons of angry notes from people who've made an effort to see Blaine in Central Park only to catch him during one of these 'breaks'.

A representative for the 'magician' has spoken up to diffuse the anger people are feeling. She said Blaine never intended to stay upside down for 60 consecutive hours:

"About once an hour he has to come down for a medical check, to stretch, and to relieve himself, because even David Blaine can't do that upside down. He has said all along that there will be times when he must get his head above his heart. The doctors told him if he doesn't do that, he will die."

However, a new report claims that Blaine took 3 breaks during the hour they were observing him.

This newest Blaine spectacle is set to conclude in an ABC television special Wednesday night when Blaine takes what he calls the "Dive of Death" and falls 44 feet to the ground.

Perezcious reader Rob sent us video of Blaine on one of his 'breaks'.

You can hear a little kid in the background calling Blaine a 'liar'.

That brought the LOLs!

Click here to check it out!

Knowing that there are tons of breaks involved, are U less impressed with this latest David Blaine stunt?

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108 comments to “David Blaine = Bullshit”

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  1. 1

    I was never impressed in the first place.



  2. 2

    yea, I hear he had to come down to pee.



  3. 3

    All the kids where I went to Kindergarten could hang upside down for the same length of time as him if they got to take many breaks every hour. How the hell did he get a TV special about it????



  4. 4

    like i give a shit.



  5. 5

    he's an ass!



  6. 6

    GO TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT!



  7. 7

    From a medical point of view, it's for the best that he takes those breaks.

    From a sociological perspective, perhaps a few ruptured vessels will make him stop doing stupid stuff that nobody really cares about anyway except for some ten year old that will try to imitate Blaine and kill himself.



  8. 8

    and something about his head couldn't hang there real long…
    David Blaine,
    u have outdone y'rzelf
    now
    WTF R U GONNA DO?????????????
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



  9. 9

    No way am I impressed. Though he is an illusionist, none of his stunts have been on the up and up! He is flat out an idiot, and the rudist person you will ever meet.



  10. 10

    I wasn't that impressed to begin with.



  11. 11

    I didn't realize people still even cared



  12. 12

    booooooooooooo what a loser… thought this was pointless to begin with though… so, not shocked



  13. 13

    I think he secretly has a deep-rooted death wish…



  14. 14

    WHY DO PEOPLE CARE WHAT THIS NUT JOB DOES!!!! FUCKTARDS!



  15. 15

    I know he doesn't know what to do with himself, so here's an idea.
    My brother can ride a wheelie like until doomsday without coming down..get on the back of his bike and see how long you can hang on..



  16. 16

    very funny

    the pissy little queen who took this video " thas not fa-uuuurhhh".

    this is not important.



  17. 17

    that was the lamest shit in the world. Anyone can do that stunt, what made him feel so special that he needs to put that on tv. One word for him…BORING! Get a life, and find a new stunt that no one else could accomplish. Lozer

    - Luke -



  18. 18

    I hope he goes blind.



  19. 19

    awwwww the kiddies



  20. 20

    Ok, well now he's just a load of crap! That's not anything spectacular anymore. ANYONE could do what he's doing if he's taking breaks! GEEZ…..Get a J-O-B, Blaine!



  21. 21

    super lame



  22. 22

    his "sunts" are absolutley retarded….im more, actually 100% more impressed by the guys in JAck Ass and their stuns

    since when is holding your breath, hanging upside down magic?? hes more of a douche then Criss Angel.
    at least Copperfield has his own sexy private island that he has the balls to "seduce" women to! LOL, THAT Impresses me more than this idiot



  23. 23

    Wow only three breaks! impressive!



  24. 24

    I HATED HIS FEET IN THE FIONA APPLE CRIMINAL VIDEO AND I HATE HIM NOW.I WISH THE CORD OR WHATEVER WOULD HAVE SNAPPED AND HE FELL HEAD DOWN TO THE CONCRETE.THAN HE WOULD MAKE EVERYONES DAY.PLEASE DIE!



  25. 25

    The guy is an idiot. His 'stunts' are more like something you'd see on a tame version of Jackass. Blaine needs to get over himself and realize that his 'career' is a big sham.



  26. 26

    so what's the stunt???

  27. melly says – reply to this


    27

    i can't say i was ever impressed to begin with. i've always thought he seemed like a douche…this just proves it even more. i mean, what's the effing point of this whole thing if he's coming up every hour or so for a break? stupid.



  28. 28

    i hate magic. but especially david blaine… simply because it isn't "magic" at all. i wouldnt even call it stunts. a 4 year old kid could hang upside down on monkey bars… are we all standing around watching him… um no.



  29. 29

    he is a shit seller. lier



  30. 30

    yeah, my roommate and i went and saw him yesterday and when we got there he was down for 5 or so min's then went back up.



  31. 31

    i'm sure anyone could stand upside for 60 hours if they had all them breaks. just proves he is not much of a magician or whatever he claims to be.



  32. 32

    Anyone can NOT do that taking breaks. I've hung dozens of people upside down. Most people last no more that 10 mins. People pass out and get light headed. It is a huge feat to be able to do this even say 45 mins per hour for 3 days??????????? People be talking out of your assess. But I'm more than happy to hang anyone of you upside down for an hour. I bet $ you wouldn't make 15 minutes.

  33. Suze says – reply to this


    33

    ALL of his stunts are bullshit.



  34. 34

    And the point of the bullshit is….

    Oh right, he's an attention whore.

    What a lameass fraud.



  35. 35

    Was anyone impressed before?
    Does anyone care???



  36. 36

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL. Me too.

    Such bullshit. Cant wait til something awful happens to him, it'll teach him a lesson… GET A REAL TALENT, we dont care about your mediocre stunts. I think I'll go to central park after work and give him the finger.



  37. 37

    So anyone can do this with the proper training and breaks, does anyone care?



  38. 38

    Re: MichellaIce

    David Copperfield was hot back in the day. I would say I'ld say no lmao

    But Blaine and Copperfield are 2 different entities.



  39. 39

    …are we sure that it isn't that wrinkled Lohan father, you know, the attention whore with a mask on? I have yet to see the two of them at the same place at the same time. …hums "This Masquerade"… while making a dramatic exit…



  40. 40

    Re: SwisKris

    Anyone can do ANYTHING if they put their mind to it.



  41. 41

    What's the point of this "stunt" then?



  42. 42

    …….but most people don't use their mind



  43. 43

    These "stunts" are getting old. I can't believe he is still getting TV specials. Who watches this shit?



  44. 44

    Re: catsmeow

    why have you hung dozens of people this way?lol



  45. 45

    This guy is a loser.



  46. 46

    Re: TwoGoofballs – you took the words right out of my mouth….

  47. lover says – reply to this


    47

    WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING THIS 'STUNT'?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
    HE IS GOING TO HANG UPSIDE DOWN A BUNCH OF TIMES OVER A 60 HOUR PERIOD……….OOOOOOOO, AMAZING!!!! ??????????
    THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT THAN HANGING UPSIDE DOWN CONSISTENTLY!!! THIS IS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!



  48. 48

    i was not impressed to begin with.



  49. 49

    i was never impressed. i dont like david blaine. hes not a real magician. criss angel is. anyone can hang upside down.

  50. lover says – reply to this


    50

    Re: catsmeow – HE IS NOT STAYING UPSIDE DOWN FOR EVEN 45 MINUTES. HE GOES HORIZONTAL EVERY FEW MINUTES !!!!!!!!!



  51. 51

    Who cares. Listen to the little bitch saying "That's not FAIR" lmao what a bitch boy.

  52. jkf says – reply to this


    52

    Steven Wright had a joke like this, "I went to 7-11 and they had a sign in the window OPEN 24HOURS. When I got there they were closing. I said, I thought you were open 24 hours and he said, Not in a row!" Sounds like Blaine heard that one also.

  53. Fire says – reply to this


    53

    LOL!

    He has a killer agent to pitch and actually get his "stunts" brought by anyone.

    Yes, they are SO DAMN LAME & BORING.., but someone must be watching.

    Mid-West? I dare say.



  54. 54

    Ok anyone can hang upside down for 60hrs with breaks too if they have enough endurance. This "trick" is not as special as it was made out to be. Did he take breaks when he held his breathe underwater for 15mins on Oprah too? PHONY!



  55. 55

    Who gives a fuck? Hopefully he smashes his head whenever this dumb shit is over then we won't have to put up with his bullshit.



  56. 56

    I could so do that!!! (maybe with even less breaks)



  57. 57

    OK. It is misleading that he takes breaks and it kind of takes away from his stunt, but come the fuck on! None of you dorks would be able to do it with or without breaks. And, "nobody cares"? Then why were there all of those people standing around watching him? I'm not president of his fan club or anything but give the guy a break.



  58. 58

    Wow - that's soooo pathetic now. I hope no one watches his show.



  59. 59

    ALL HIS STUNTS ARE STUPID AND BORING.
    .
    NOW THEY'RE ALSO A LOAD OF CRAP!



  60. 60

    I wish he'd stop this crap. It's just creepy.



  61. 61

    BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    So typical when it gets to that level…

    MIchael Jackson: "David Blane- your magic is real and I believe in you!"



  62. 62

    $
    $
    $
    $
    this guy has ALWAYS been a sham. that's why it's called magic. although we aren't quite sure what is so MAGIC about his bull#$%@ stunt he's pulling. the best part is, a network agreed to put it on tv tonite for 2 whole hours. too bad people buy his crap.
    $
    $
    $
    $



  63. 63

    I've never been impressed with him.. this is stupid.. they pumped it all up with "he's going to go blind, he could die!!!" what risk is there if he's taking multiple breaks in an hour to go to the washroom, and do whatever else has gets to do? (does he get to eat?) I'd like to know, out of 60 hours, how many of those he'll have actually spent hanging upside down..



  64. 64

    Re: Spindoc – On a side note, nice butt Spindoc. Regarding David, I don't know why people would go and watch him upside down for 60 hours….they have nothing better to do for 3 days??????



  65. 65

    What an asshole douche bag. He never ever said anything about breaks. He just said that he would hang upside down for 60 hours. This is just stupid now. Theres no point to it. I'm sure many people can do this. What a hack. Boycott his stupid ass show tonight.



  66. 66

    This is sooo fucking stupid. Like someone else said, little kids hang upside down on the monkey bars, So why is this special? I agree 60 hours consecutive was dumb, but thats because obviously it can't be done. So he should have just not done it. I could go hang upside down for a few minutes at a time, theres nothing special! Why the fuck would they give him a show for it? Someone needs to get him off his high horse!



  67. 67

    Less impressed? I haven't been impressed with any of his bullshit tactics. Now let's see if he can break the record for more ding dongs up the ass in one hour record



  68. 68

    Maybe now he will go away since it seems people are seeing what a bullshitter he is.
    All I can say about him is GO AWAY NOW !!!!!



  69. 69

    David Blaine is pathetic.



  70. 70

    David Blaine is a joke and NOT a magician, you want magic go watch Doug Henning, David Copperfield or even Chris Angel. Not this idiot.



  71. 71

    There's nothing impressive if he's taking breaks by standing straight up, I thought the point of the trick was to be upside down the entire 60 hours. If you can take breaks then we'd all be able to do that trick…



  72. 72

    Criss Angel is so much better. Even David Copperfield. But this guy is a joke.
    The stunt wasn't even that impressive.



  73. 73

    i feel like at one point when i was younger blaine was cool and did awesome stunts [i could definitely be wrong on this] and now his stunts are just jokes. anyone could do what hes doing. i wasnt impressed to begin with because his "stunts" havent been that at all.



  74. 74

    what an asshole. with those kind of breaks anyone could have done this



  75. 75

    I'M A MAGICIAN TOO!!! I ONCE THREW UP FROM A HANGOVER FOR 2 CONSECUTIVE DAYS!



  76. 76

    What's the point of this? Why would you want to go see someone hangging upside down? I don't get it how is this magic? Isn't he a magician? Why would anybody wanna hang upside down for 60 hours? This dude is stupid.



  77. 77

    He never lied about anything!
    He is going to hang upside down for 60 hours. He never claimed that it would be 60 STRAIGHT hours.

    I love how the guy filming it says "that's not fair" as if he could do it. Maybe he should and find out the results for himself.

    You people are idiots.



  78. 78

    Hell, if I could make money like David Blaine, I'd hang by my balls!



  79. 79

    The only bullshit in this is that apparently some people expected him to do 60 hours straight w/o breaks. It's common sense that it would kill you and that breaks are necessary.

    Am I impressed w/ the stunt at all? No. It's pretty fucking lame.



  80. 80

    well i don't want him to die. and is he supposed to wear a diaper the whole time? and if he stays like that too long he could become blind. and he's doing another stunt anyway.

    people need to realize he's not jesus.

    i still love him. he's amazing =]



  81. 81

    Who gives a fuck? He's an ILLUSIONIST. NOT FUCKING REAL, DUMBASSES.



  82. 82

    Am I "less impressed?" Actually, it's impossible for me to be less impressed than I was. Blaine should just shut up and go away.
    And despite what his rep said, it IS possible for Blaine to relieve himself while he's upside down. Now THAT would be worth watching.



  83. 83

    What was the point of him doing that n e way?



  84. 84

    that's bullshit. the whole spectacle of it is that he could die because of this stunt but if he's taking these "breaks" to not die, doesn't that take the daredevil part out of it? he sucks.



  85. 85

    no, never impressed with his tricks



  86. 86

    Perez, you can do us all a HUGE favor and quit writing about this fraud.



  87. 87

    what a tard! he is a boring has been, not a magician, not impressive! ick!

  88. Zippy says – reply to this


    88

    Regardless of his efforts, the fact remains……….

    HIS STUNTS ARE FUCKING BORING TO WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aint that the truth!



  89. 89

    You titled this story right when you say "David Blaine = Bullshit". He's not a magician or even a mentalist. He's a FAKE!! A nobody! Why this guy even gets any air time is a wonder to me. I'd rather watch Paris Hilton doing a commentary on politics than watch David Blaine perform another stunt. Because when it comes down to it, that's all he's really doing…performing a stunt. And that doesn't make him special, that just makes him like every other stunt person in hollywood.

  90. Dita says – reply to this


    90

    You know what people — you try hanging upside down for even one or two whole hours straight and then get back to us.



  91. 91

    Not only that, but if this IS all a stunt, then why bother with hanging upside down for 60 hours regardless of how many breaks you take. His whole thing is dropping down 44 feet, so why not stop wasting peoples time. Hang upside down for an hour and then fall already. Maybe hitting his head on the way down will knock some sense into his brain and he can get a real job being a stunt man. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU ARE DAVID BLAINE!



  92. 92

    haha okay ANGRY EMAILERS, you try hanging upside down for 60 hours, and then come back and tell me how you REALLY FEEL. So what ? do you want him to risk dying? the whole point of taking risks (for david blaine, at least..) is making sure you're doing it the right way. BY THE WAY, this is a professional, not a dipshit.



  93. 93

    Fuck that LAME!



  94. 94

    I was never impressed with him; he is ridiculous. He needs to retire.



  95. 95

    ohh what a scam artist .. he is claiming something then follow through it ..
    thats so sneaky…



  96. 96

    Good luck dude!

  97. xtine says – reply to this


    97

    he sucks. i wish he would go away forever



  98. 98

    Hey everybody! I've been awake for 38 years! I took some naps here and there, but I've been awake the rest of the time!! I'm amaaaaaaazing!



  99. 99

    what are those people even cheering for? this guy is an idiot and i have never cared for any of his "stunts"….

  100. djshy says – reply to this


    100

    that was the stupidest crap ever!!…his career is over!!..big mess up D.Blaine!!!..big big big mess up!!!… stick to the card tricks…at least that was somewhat entertaining…

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