Exclusive! War of the Hogans: the Cougar Speaks
Filed under: Exclusives! > Celebrity Feuds > Brooke Hogan > Hulk Hogan > Linda Hogan
Last week on Howard Stern, dim wit Brooke Hogan wowed us with her idiocy.
Her imbecilic proclamation that she didn't know who the U.S. Vice President is and assertion that her boobs are real were the only things we really took notice of.
However, her momma, Linda the Cougar, paid close attention to Brooke's Howard sitdown and her PR team revealed exclusively to PerezHilton.com her take on daughter Brooke's Stern rant.
Here's a few of the 'hypocritical accusations' Brooke spewed on Howard, according to the Cougar's people:
- Hulk's girlfriend doesn't really look like her.
- "Age doesn't really matter when it comes to dating" on roommate's dating of older men".
- Hulk is a monogamous creature (excluding her best friend, Kate Kennedy and the road crew)
- That her boobs were real (they aren't).
- I'm a very honest person
Cougar Hogan's people want y'all to see that honesty and truthfulness aren't too high on Brooke's priority list and issued the following statement:
"The only thing that was honest and correct in Brooke's (via Hulk Hogan) disparaging remarks are that Linda's boobs aren't real. Linda is going to do what she has done in the past, which is to focus working through the aftermath of the tragic accident of John Graziano, (that happened while son Nick was under Hulk's care.) Hulk's $80,000 a month PR campaign is more aimed at smearing Linda than clearing his own name. Brooke is simply his latest pawn. Linda will always be there for Brooke."
They're all crazy!
Love them!
[Hulk and Linda images via WENN. Brooke image via Getty Images.]
so much drama!!!
Make them go away! PUKE!
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loves it!
Let's face it, we all know Hulk is IN LOVE with his daughter. Brooke is hooked to the dad because he is the money making machine NOT Linda. He is feeding her cash to keep her on his side. It's a no brainer!
Re: harrysnatch – Look at you on top again, Reverse cowgirl!
This will bring the family back together.
here's the question….would you rather do brooke manish looking hogan or rumer potato head willis?
Re: harrybalsac – i like bein in control!
I can't wait for their son to get out of jail, coz it will be like a day or so and he will be right back in there. so funny. that's how the cops work..once you'll in the system, you become their ….
……………………… bread and butter……………………..
Does anyone care what this fucked up family has to say?? NOOOOO!!!!!
the server sucks!!!!
Re: crotchrocket – nice bike….
WHITE TRASH….AND AGAIN LOOKS LIKE TO BE ANOTHER BORING NEWS DAY ON PEEPEE PEREZ!
can we stop giving this family what they want and that is MOREEE ATTENTION?!!?! maybe if we ignore them they will go away or go back to their tanning and bleaching of hair and leave us alone
I could have these
2 ho's in my
bed in like
4,,no
2 minutes.
ho bitch
bitch ho
vote
mccain
palin
bitches.
Re: harrysnatch – I like the view!
bah, they're all nuts
what, and hogan got his body the good ol fashion way? YEAAAA RIIIGHHHTTT
WHOOAH!
Re: mandzie f baby – Awww Puppy!
Who would have ever thought that the Hulk would be the most normal one in the family? Believe it Brotherrrr!
Re: harrysnatch –
Thankx, my brother's build them and ride them like crazyboyz.
Haha, Linda Hogan is awesome!
"Exclusive!War of the HOgans:The COUGAR speaks".Damn Perez,sometimes your titles are amazing.I didn't even have to read the rest of this post.we all knew what this bitch would say anyway.
Brookes roommate in Brooke Knows best has a HUGE mole which turns me off.
Perez you should check out cakefarts.
please, please, please…..Hogans, please just go away!
And this is her daughter she did this too? Proves what a high riding BITCH CUNT that ugly whore cow Linda is. Filthy bitch.
Dear God these people are ugly, trashy, and disgusting.. Please stop blogging about them perez..
Jesus Christ, these people are fucked up.
Have them all sterilized immediately, for the sake of humanity.
They all suck in their own ways.
Why don't this bunch go on Jerry Springer? I could just see Brooke and her Ma in a slap down tearing off each others Fredricks of Hollywood tops while Steve the bouncer tries to break up the fight. Call in sick that day Steve.
I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY!!! DROP DEAD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS!!
Brooke…for the love of Pete….stop dressing like your Mother…you are pretty, less is more!!!
fuck that cunt! she's a bitch who used brooke as a pawn in the beginning! Brookes an idiot either way, but Linda is a coniving bitch. i hate females! she always makes sure to say the accident happened while Nick was in Hulk's care. WHO CARES?! he's not a fucking 2 year old.
keep it coming perez! i wanna see more of the freakshow that is the hogan family!
Where do i begin first of all i think that linda is trying to get everything she can possibly
get shes greedy. Second she as even said on hogan knows best that he should keep her living the way she is used to.And she thinks she looks young NOT!!!!!!! Shes a hot mess wishing
you were 20 again not going to happen honey.As for the boytoy he want the rich life
he figures all he has to do is screw her and he is all good.
good for linda; she is truthful enough to admit she has fake boobs-like MILLIONS of other women do. But her ugly tranny HUGE BONED fat daughter is a liar with fake cantaloupe sized bolt ons. Hey Brooke you ugly piece of trash, nobody cares you got fake boobs, so why fucking lie abut it? your big fake tits/boobs are about as real as your hair color, you are not fooling anyone with your tree trunk leg sized tranny ass.