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Jordan's a Machine!

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It seems like there's a new Jordan project launch every week!

Last week, she introduced us to her chavtastic equestrian clothing line.

And today, Tuesday, the former glamour model launched her new fragrance, Besotted.

What do you think it smells like?

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58 comments to “Jordan's a Machine!”

  1. 1

    It probly smells like dirty sheets!

  2. 2

    OMG! FIRST!!!!!

  3. Uker says – reply to this


    no she's not a machine, she's just a dirty chav cunt.
    chavs are ruining our country.
    do britain a favour, kill a chav today.

  4. 4

    remind me, why is this bitch on your blogs so much? zzzzzzz….

  5. 5

    At least she is not blonde now.

  6. 6

    maybe pink…is that possible? damn i wanted to be first!!! lol

  7. 7

    and who
    is this

  8. 8

    your mom ,, mario.

  9. 9

    What the hell does "Besotted" mean? Is that some kind of European lingo?

  10. 10

    She is so pretty, but nothing is more diving than "Juicy Couture" - Mmmm, heavenly, lucsious scent….kinda pricey though, wonder how much Katie's, Besotted costs…

  11. 11

    PS ~ At first, I thought it was Megan Fox.

  12. 12

    cunt juice

  13. 13


  14. 14

    Who in the hell is this broad!!!!

  15. 15

    it probably smells like the sweat between your thighs after riding a horse….yum!

  16. 16

    silicone and shame

    1. having an irrational passion for a person or thing
    2. stupefied with alcohol

  17. 17


  18. 18

    her rotten KOTCH!

  19. 19


  20. Anonymous says – reply to this


    Besotted?! 'Buggered' would have been a more apropos name.

  21. 21

    American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This
    be·sot (bĭ-sŏt') Pronunciation Key
    tr.v. be·sot·ted, be·sot·ting, be·sots
    To muddle or stupefy, as with alcoholic liquor or infatuation.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say its the former rather than the latter.

  22. 22

    MONEY! lol
    everything she touches turns into cash!

  23. 23

    That is the stupiedest name for a perfume.

  24. 24

    Re: harrysnatch – How about a PIG!

  25. 25

    isn't today Wednesday? I'm confused.

  26. 26

    gone off breast milk!!! BTW the ugly bitch does not deserve to be on this website, dnt giv da chav any more publicity perrrrrrrrrrrrez

  27. 27

    there are so many worse people then jordan aka katie price in the US. At least she has a good business sense and actually sells products

  28. 28

    Smells like cum and booze.

  29. pucci says – reply to this


    Re: Voguette

    Hey Voguette-
    I'm assuming you're a Vogue forum member in Australia. Perez lives in America………….I'll spell it out.
    The States is 17 hours behind Australia, so sometimes they are a day before us.

  30. 30

    Re: lefty lady – I didn't think it was a word either so i looked it up and it actually is a real word.

    from dictionary.com

    be·sot /bɪˈsɒt/ Pronunciation[bi-sot]
    –verb (used with object), -sot·ted, -sot·ting.
    1. to intoxicate or stupefy with drink.
    2. to make stupid or foolish: a mind besotted with fear and superstition.
    3. to infatuate; obsess: He is besotted by her youth and beauty.

  31. 31

    well it would be way cool if it smelled like her hot juicy snatch

  32. 32

    Re: sourdoggie – haha YES, thank you. I was wondering if washed-up-leatherface was already taken…Guess so. :D

  33. 33

    smells like pony farts

  34. AMO says – reply to this


    I don't know what it smells like, but I do think that's a dumb name. It doesn't flow or make me want to buy it.

  35. 35

    Probably smells like the Queens dusty ole stank ass cooter


  36. 36

    …..like the name says Besotted..to stupify….it smells stupid and makes the person completely flammable…..it also doubles as an insect repellent. She should have called it "Salaud"…that is french for "stinker"…..you say anything in French it sounds classy….or 'Merde" … "Katie Price….est une Merde!" ( is a piece of shiz)…..so classy

  37. 37

    ……for heck sake….she cooda called 'GOBSMACKED!!"

  38. 38


  39. 39

    Shit obviously…

    … Chanel it aint.

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  42. 42

    yet another reason to loathe Jordan: she ruined a perfectly good term.
    It probably smell like Jovan musk mixed with 'april in paris'.

  43. 43

    Chloroform :] now take a good deep breath

  44. 44

    i think it will smell like silicone, drugs, booze, condoms and semen. maybe with a hint of horse shit.

  45. 45

    also, what is she famous for? seriously… i've only seen her on this blog - all i know is that she's british, sales a lot of stuff, has fake boobs, and has taken to riding horses.

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  47. 47

    I like Katie too - she has great business sense. I actually find her reality show with Peter (her DH) really hilarious - but maybe for the wrong reasons!

  48. 48

    It will smell like heaven!

    If a boy was bessoted with a girl, she would be his true love and he wouldnt be able to get enough of her!

  49. 49

    If anything like the numerous other.. like bottled crap. mass produced rubbish. And why is she in her underwear to PR perfume.Slut !! God she is SO common no matter how much money she has squeezed out of gullible public. Why this US love affair with the dregs of UK z listed celebs..her and Kylie and all the other mediocre bits of rubbish you endlessly promote. Guess you do no know much about UK. !!

  50. 50

    Trust you americans not to know what the word besotted means, or that it is an actual word.

  51. Boop says – reply to this


    like ho and sweaty balls

  52. 52

    A horses' arse!

  53. 53

    Teen spirit!

  54. 54

    Definitions of Besotted on the Web:

    * very drunk

  55. 55

    lol WHY is she on the TABLE!? Does she know how silly she looks? Good heavens. "beSOTted" is a great name.

  56. 56

    luv katie i bet her perfume smells gr8 n perez her horse riding gear is girly not chavvy

  57. 57

    body odor? perhaps grass…

  58. 58

    Re: Uker – lol, i do admire her honesty about her life/surgery and wish more were like her in that respect