Michael Lohans Needs His Internets DISCONNECTED!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Celebrity Feuds > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
Just when we were beginning to wonder when Michael Lohan would open his big mouth following Lindsay's coming out, we've finally got it.
That did not take long at all!
Michael is not one to disappoint! Especially when it comes to being a class act father!
In an email to reporters, Michael writes that he wants saMAN out of Lindsay's life and unable to think of his own material, he refers to Ronson as "SaMANtha" throughout.
Blabbing to the press as any concerned parent would do, Michael says that he believes saMAN wrote the MySpace blog in which LezLo disses on her dad.
These people need to step away from the computer.
Daddy Lohan goes on to praise Joe Francis and agrees with the Girls Gone Wild founder that Samantha is actually controlling Lindsay.
"He wasn't a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors to his home or tried to help, was he?," says Michael.
Um, we'd like to remind you that Joe Francis is the man who gets underaged girls drunk and coaxes them into taking off their clothes.
Continuing his diatribe, Poppa Lohan has these colorful words for Samantha:
"There is a lot more to Samantha then meets the eyes, not that what we see is too pleasing anyway! I mean, what's with this … 'person'??? Look at the way she 'dresses'? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.
God will weed her out of Lindsay's life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place where she belongs. Not doing independent films, guest starring on [a] TV show, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha's DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the 'scene.'"
Reading that hurt our big fat head!
Michael adds that even though mother and ex-wife Dina Lohan publicly praised Ronson, she knows that Sam has upset Lindsay with threats of a tell-all book.
Dina could not be reached for comment.
Poppa Lohan concludes that he will not rest "until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life."
Is he talking about himself????
[Image via WENN.]
…is this man employeed? I'll be "Dancing In The STreet" if I never see his puss again.
why do you feed into it?
It's sad how people are such hyporcites. They stand behind their religion and claim this and that but they still verbally attack people. He is a douchebag.
perez…sue him for copyright infringement saMANtha
With a daddy like that, no wonder she gave up on men.
Perez, you are wrong, the girls in Girls Gone Wild 'LIE' all the time when asked if they are of legal age, because they want to be on film. Stop spreading rumors!!!!!!!
PEREZ IS A BIG FAT LOSER.
GO GET CANCER YOU FAT LOSER.
She's eatin' his Meal ticket!
This "man" can care less to see his daughter happy! She is finally at a good place in her life and he says Sam is a bad influence I think she finally someone that is real with her and loves her. Michael move on with your life and leave them alone!!!!
I love how this guy talks about God and righting Lindsay's life. He needs to have God rescue HIM and his bullshit before he can expand out like that.
Gee, since Samantha's been in Lindsay's life, she's cut down on the drunken binges, has pretty much behaved and, for all intents and purposes, seems to have sobered up.
I may not have the hots for Samantha, but she seems to be giving Lindsay what she needs and it's obvious they are a loving couple. Who cares (besides a lying adulterous money launderer) if they are lesbians?
Please don't show Sam's camel toe.
Re: HollywoodTown – That is not nice of you to say, one day someone in your family will get the illness which hits most families and you will regret you wished it upon someone else, if you do not like Perez go to TMz
yah that's right douche, take advice from the girls gone wild guy!!! fucktard!
perez, stop reporting stuff on him!
if we all just ignored him and nobody ever reported anything on him, he would go away.
im mean seriously, why do we care, he's not a celeb, altho he might wanna be.
just like linda hogan. nobody cares!
STFU!
What. A. Jerk.
thats jackass needs to stfu seriously.
Re: harrybalsac – that is def not a camel toe i would want to see! lol!
Re: Melissa is always right –
I agree!
Who cares who she is with..she seems happy in love and is not getting drunk or doing crazy things! she is obviously better off without him. I feel bad for her can you imagine your DAD dissing you all the god damn time on the internet etc? Fuck him Girl you are better off without him xxx I hope it works out for you and Sam you seem happy and if my kids can have that then I am blessed..thats all we can ask for happy kids xx
So when Lindsay will be back in drinks and drugs?Its very obvious he wont let her be happy ever.he wants a britney.
Re: LettyB –
Hi LettyB
Y isn't Lezloz dad buzy in the MOb>/?
He is from New Jerzey…!
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who cares what he has to say. before telling someone else how to live their lives, he should figure his own out first!
""God will weed her out of Lindsay's life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place where she belongs. ""
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Um, a coked out drunk whore killing her career? She seems much more stable now. his parenting and her own demons brought her down before, now she needs to be stable, build her reputation back up and get hollywood used to the fact that she can be trusted to work. how does she do this? By making indie movies and guest starring on TV shows. He seems to think that she could just turn around and say "Ok, I'm ready to do a big studio picture now!" What a douche, This girl didn't have a chance with her two parents.
I NEED A NEW BITCH SINCE LEETYB IS TO MUCH OF A PUSSIE TO TURN TRICKS ANYMORE! Here are some questions on the resume:
a) Do you enjoy fucking midgets?
b) Have you ever been fisted?
c) Are you into stranglelation?
If you answered yes to all questions congrats! Your my new bitch! You get a 30% cut and room and board.
Re: harrybalsac – camel toe is so uncomfortable. but it happens to the best of us sometimes!!!!
It appears this jerkoff is more concerned with his daughter's career then anything else. What an ass. I feel sorry for Lindsay having a douche like that for a father. She appears to be happy. If you can't support her, just shut the fuck up. Douche!
Michael always has his dick in his mouth.
Re: harrybalsac – i really don't like dirty old man. can you do something about him?
Re: harrybalsac – But It's camel toe wednesdays.
He needs to go back to jail!!!!
Anyone hear Hussein Obama today? Uhm - yeah we need — uhm -uhm - yeah change - uhm - yeah that - uuhm uhm uhm What a fool this loser is.
Perez, YOU ARE WRITING THE SCRIPT for this douche! You're the one who's been ragging on this couple for months. YOU'RE the one who coined the juvenile "saMANtha" monicker. Just SHUT UP and perhaps M. Lohan will too.
He is a horrible judgemental man and isn't Christian at all. What a hypocrite!
OK… Samantha obviously writes FOR Lindsay, and has on many occasions… DUH! Lindsay's her bitch, and she'll say whatever she damn well pleases, and LiLo is gonna sit around and… well, who knows what she is thinking? I wish her well, though.
On the other hand, Lindsay's mother (especially!!!!!!!!) and father are a train wreck, and what can you expect from a spawn of such? Good luck, Lindsay.
Stop giving him a spot in your blog everytime he opens his mouth! That is why he does it, because he knows you dumbasses will print it and keep him in the limelight. Forget his hateful ass!!!!
Re: Dirty old man – You scarein' my bitches ,step off old timer!
It seems like Lindsay is happy, and shouldn't that be more important to her father than what sex the person is that she dates? He is only saying these things because he doesn't like the fact that his daughter is a lesbian.
He's an idiot.
I'm confused Perez, are you bashing MiLo for adopting YOUR nickname for SaMANtha? You're a lesbian hater, why don't you just admit it.
Re: harrysnatch – If It hurts ,I'll kiss it and make it better!
He needs to just end himself.
Re: harrybalsac – wow! my hero!!!! thanks! lol! xoxox
what a horrible man!
im lovin lezlo and saMAN. if they really are inlove, or at least happy, then i think thats wondeful for them!
"he wants saMAN out of Lindsay's life and unable to think of his own material, he refers to Ronson as "SaMANtha" throughout."
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Perez, need I remind you that you steal everyone else's stuff on an almost daily basis? You're such a fucking douchebag.
ps.- why do ppl spent time to post rude shit about Perez??
if u dont even like him, GET OFF THE FUCKING SITE.
losers.
:)
daddys little girl is a carpet muncher. boohoo.
Uuuuummm Michael since you're so "religious" and all now i find it a little odd that you're so concerned with the way Samantha dresses and the way she looks. I don't think God cares about that stuff or otherwise you'd be on the next Ferry to Hell due to your excessive camel balls. What a horrible father. Mine beat me for years and I like him so much more than this guy. What a fucking J-O-K-E.
This was on the internet days ago. Wonder why Dina is staying quiet on it all? And I can't believe he is critizing Samantha's dress sense!!! look at him.
"oh daddy dear, you are still number one but girls, they just wanna have fun. that's all they really waaaannt."
wow, shittiest dad ever. i can't believe someone actually wants to marry this idiot.
I wish Poopa Lohan would stop using God's name to front his own agendas. God is a loving God who would not do any thing to hurt any one of His children. That's what we human's do…but not God. Poopa should take a long hard look at his own life before trying to control anyone else's and act as if he's an authority on what God will do. At least Lindsey is working an honest job, not living off anyone else. It just looks like Lindsey's doing really well and not junked up the way she was. Did you ever stop to think that, Poopa?