Perez Hilton Has The Clap! Gossip Gangstar Releases Debut Song!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
This is soooo exciting for us to finally be able to share with the world!
The Queen of All Media is living up to his self-appointed title by releasing our first-ever single, The Clap.
It's a silly song about silly boys - and it's super fun! Chessy. Campy. Fun! Fun! Fun!
We wrote the song for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild, which Perezzers appears in, and it plays over the film's closing credits.
Our good friend Lucian Piane composed the song and produced it and Perez wrote all the lyrics!
We have never written a song before and words can't describe how invigorating it was to create something from scratch that people seem to enjoy and we're very proud of. The Internets is very now, very ephemeral. But music is forever!
Thankfully, P-Nasty doesn't take himself too seriously. We're just having fun. And this song was so much fun!
He can make music, because he can!
And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. Perezzz has been collaborating with some really cool peeps, so expect some other releases from the Queen of All Media very soon.
But, for now, check out The Clap below, and….
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
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sounds like high school musical!
except a little more dirty.
so bad its good! love you perez
1st?
Nice picture. First? Probably not…
ummm, i don't know. for a second i hated it. but now i want to hear it again. hmmmm
Sorry dude, this song SUCKS!
Perez this was the most beautiful song I have ever heard in my life.
That was horrible and not in a good way. And this is coming from someone who likes Chris Crocker's song, Mind in the Gutter.
NICE P NASTY
Lovin it, Perez!
You might want to rethink becoming a musician.
Oh my god, I friggin LOVE it!!
Love it!!!! x
LOVE IT!!
Nourah from Saudi Arabia!
O.M.G. you sound like "the barenaked ladies"!!! Love it, I can just see you dancing!
HORRID, truly god fucking awful.
First
Catchy song me likes lol
Perez this shit is hilarious. I approve. It's fucking ridiculous.
OMG - are you joking my head off Perez?!?!!?
This aint even so wrong that it's right……… it's just freakin WRONG!
this is hilarious
Too funny!!! Perez you can sing too!!!!
lol!!! so silly, love itttttt
i love love love love it! and you perez!
Not really feeling the music…the lyrics are kind of funny but the music not hot…but good for you P!
this is something you should have kept to yourself i stopped it after 3 seconds it sucked!
I FUCKING CALLED IT.
I CALLED IT
CALLED IT
IT
Love it. Much better than Chris Crocker's!!
Horrible! Please do not record another song ever. I want those 20 seconds back of my life…
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I like Chris Crocker's song better. I'm pretty sure he's gonna say that you tried to imitate him by recording a song lol. It's a good thing you don't take yourself seriously Perez but please, don't make a career out of his. Keep your day job.
Good God that sucks
haha
i like it.
"GONORRHEA"
lol.
FATSO OFFICIALLY IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE TALK ABOUT DIAHRREA
omg …its soo bad ..but its catchy
You're so silly; yet so cute!
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god perez…….i totally love it……….
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.
actually - not bad!
This is so fucking pathetic. You're always talking about people selling out, yet there you are doing it yourself. Selling out is all you do.
OH. EM. GEE!! That was fantasmic.
so, you tear apart any celeb who turns to singing, yet here you are trying your hand at at, and being absolutely horrible. you're so fucking hypocritical it's almost sad. do you see a shrink? of not, you should. wonder how long until every comment not loving this crap will be deleted?
I realize this is meant to be funny and ironic, but it might honestly be the worst song I've ever heard…ever.
omg is everyone releasing music these days?
this is pretty horrible……………….
reall sick. i couldnt even get through the whole thing.
Sadly, I couldn't get through a full minute of the song.
I think we all know (including Perez) that he's no classical singer… this is meant to be silly and a bit disturbing. That's what makes it good.
Perez isn't dumb… he's making more money than most of us on here… if not ALL of us on here. I mean, unless Martha Stewart is on right now. Love that bitch anyway.
Perez, if I weren't already married, I'd make this my "walk into the reception" song.
Good for you.
sooo bad…sooo good, this is the ultimate guilty pleasure. fucking hilarious!
Next big thing!
OMG I LOVED IT! PEREZ YOU ROCK!
Re: punky.penguin –
It's not meant to be good… he knows that. But he'll still get at least a few hundred thousand off of it if not more. So we can bitch and moan all we want.
So wrong… and yet… so RIGHT!
Vulgar humor is by far the best kind of humor.
Ha, I love it Perez!! You are actually not bad at all! Ha damn boy you do it all:) Gossip gansta, singer, actor, clothing line…..build that empire boy…brand it.
I sorta like this song now actually, it's funny! hahah.
and you can't sing. at all. as fixed up as this is from whatever they do to voices in the studio to (try to) make them sound good, this is still just fucking awful. you're pathetic.