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Perez Hilton Has The Clap! Gossip Gangstar Releases Debut Song!

9/24/2008 8:15 PM ET | Filed under: Personally Perez • Music Minute

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This is soooo exciting for us to finally be able to share with the world!

The Queen of All Media is living up to his self-appointed title by releasing our first-ever single, The Clap.

It's a silly song about silly boys - and it's super fun! Chessy. Campy. Fun! Fun! Fun!

We wrote the song for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild, which Perezzers appears in, and it plays over the film's closing credits.

Our good friend Lucian Piane composed the song and produced it and Perez wrote all the lyrics!

We have never written a song before and words can't describe how invigorating it was to create something from scratch that people seem to enjoy and we're very proud of. The Internets is very now, very ephemeral. But music is forever!

Thankfully, P-Nasty doesn't take himself too seriously. We're just having fun. And this song was so much fun!

He can make music, because he can!

And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. Perezzz has been collaborating with some really cool peeps, so expect some other releases from the Queen of All Media very soon.

But, for now, check out The Clap below, and….

CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
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  1. 1

    sounds like high school musical!

    except a little more dirty.



  2. 2

    so bad its good! love you perez



  3. 3

    1st?



  4. 4

    Nice picture. First? Probably not…



  5. 5

    ummm, i don't know. for a second i hated it. but now i want to hear it again. hmmmm



  6. 6

    Sorry dude, this song SUCKS!



  7. 7

    Perez this was the most beautiful song I have ever heard in my life.



  8. 8

    That was horrible and not in a good way. And this is coming from someone who likes Chris Crocker's song, Mind in the Gutter.



  9. 9

    NICE P NASTY



  10. 10

    Lovin it, Perez!



  11. 11

    You might want to rethink becoming a musician.



  12. 12

    Oh my god, I friggin LOVE it!!



  13. 13

    Love it!!!! x



  14. 14

    LOVE IT!!

    Nourah from Saudi Arabia! ;-)



  15. 15

    O.M.G. you sound like "the barenaked ladies"!!! Love it, I can just see you dancing!



  16. 16

    HORRID, truly god fucking awful.



  17. 17

    First :D

    Catchy song me likes lol ;)



  18. 18

    Perez this shit is hilarious. I approve. It's fucking ridiculous.



  19. 19

    OMG - are you joking my head off Perez?!?!!?

    This aint even so wrong that it's right……… it's just freakin WRONG!



  20. 20

    this is hilarious



  21. 21

    Too funny!!! Perez you can sing too!!!!



  22. 22

    lol!!! so silly, love itttttt



  23. 23

    i love love love love it! and you perez!



  24. 24

    Not really feeling the music…the lyrics are kind of funny but the music not hot…but good for you P!

  25. 3l$@ says – reply to this


    25

    this is something you should have kept to yourself i stopped it after 3 seconds it sucked!



  26. 26

    I FUCKING CALLED IT.
    I CALLED IT
    CALLED IT
    IT



  27. 27

    Love it. Much better than Chris Crocker's!!



  28. 28

    Horrible! Please do not record another song ever. I want those 20 seconds back of my life…



  29. 29

    No comment

  30. Laury says – reply to this


    30

    I like Chris Crocker's song better. I'm pretty sure he's gonna say that you tried to imitate him by recording a song lol. It's a good thing you don't take yourself seriously Perez but please, don't make a career out of his. Keep your day job.



  31. 31

    Good God that sucks



  32. 32

    haha
    i like it.
    "GONORRHEA"
    lol.



  33. 33

    FATSO OFFICIALLY IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE TALK ABOUT DIAHRREA



  34. 34

    omg …its soo bad ..but its catchy



  35. 35

    You're so silly; yet so cute!



  36. 36

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    god perez…….i totally love it……….
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  37. 37

    Can't. Stop. Laughing.



  38. 38

    actually - not bad!

  39. ass says – reply to this


    39

    This is so fucking pathetic. You're always talking about people selling out, yet there you are doing it yourself. Selling out is all you do.



  40. 40

    OH. EM. GEE!! That was fantasmic.



  41. 41

    so, you tear apart any celeb who turns to singing, yet here you are trying your hand at at, and being absolutely horrible. you're so fucking hypocritical it's almost sad. do you see a shrink? of not, you should. wonder how long until every comment not loving this crap will be deleted?



  42. 42

    I realize this is meant to be funny and ironic, but it might honestly be the worst song I've ever heard…ever.

  43. Anonymous says – reply to this


    43

    omg is everyone releasing music these days?
    this is pretty horrible……………….
    reall sick. i couldnt even get through the whole thing.



  44. 44

    Sadly, I couldn't get through a full minute of the song. :(

  45. RDRH says – reply to this


    45

    I think we all know (including Perez) that he's no classical singer… this is meant to be silly and a bit disturbing. That's what makes it good.

    Perez isn't dumb… he's making more money than most of us on here… if not ALL of us on here. I mean, unless Martha Stewart is on right now. Love that bitch anyway.

    Perez, if I weren't already married, I'd make this my "walk into the reception" song.

    Good for you.



  46. 46

    sooo bad…sooo good, this is the ultimate guilty pleasure. fucking hilarious!

  47. KatyP says – reply to this


    47

    Next big thing!



  48. 48

    OMG I LOVED IT! PEREZ YOU ROCK!

  49. RDRH says – reply to this


    49

    Re: punky.penguin –

    It's not meant to be good… he knows that. But he'll still get at least a few hundred thousand off of it if not more. So we can bitch and moan all we want.



  50. 50

    So wrong… and yet… so RIGHT! ;)
    Vulgar humor is by far the best kind of humor.



  51. 51

    Ha, I love it Perez!! You are actually not bad at all! Ha damn boy you do it all:) Gossip gansta, singer, actor, clothing line…..build that empire boy…brand it.



  52. 52

    I sorta like this song now actually, it's funny! hahah.



  53. 53

    and you can't sing. at all. as fixed up as this is from whatever they do to voices in the studio to (try to) make them sound good, this is still just fucking awful. you're pathetic.



  54. 54

    that was hilarious!!!! good job



  55. 55

    :-\ I wouldn't even look it up on youtube, much less buy it..



  56. 56

    You should team up with Cazwell and Amanda Lepore, super campy love it, love the dirtiness…..



  57. 57

    i'm not sure what's more lame - the song or your hair.



  58. 58

    hahahahaha love it!!!!! MAKE A VIDEO!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT HAHAHAHA



  59. 59

    Oh no Perez, not you too.



  60. 60

    ….wut the fuck is this…

    my god…i hate you. You make fun when actors come out with music…and you come out with this CRAP.

    you're so fucking full of shit.

  61. Gum18 says – reply to this


    61

    i like the beginning lots



  62. 62

    Seriously Perez do you ever take a picture with your mouth closed? Maybe you should try the Rumor red it worked for her. The song sucks.



  63. 63

    i heard that lil wayne layering in there, p

    nice, but why so many std references ew

  64. Anonymous says – reply to this


    64

    No, I won't 'click here'. But, thanks anyway, for inviting me to do so.

  65. MizzM says – reply to this


    65

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!



  66. 66

    BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…LOVE IT!!!



  67. 67

    Omg…..Perez I love you.

    Seriously like….its campy and perfect.



  68. 68

    amazing!



  69. 69

    fuck, not you too.

    stick to what ure good at perez..and its not singing. fuck.



  70. 70

    fun and funny, but…

    DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB PEREZ.



  71. 71

    it sounds like RENT…just everything they actually wanted to say, and what they indirectly talked about.



  72. 72

    omg love love love! love the pic too prezie, go straight for me?!



  73. 73

    haha good job perez! the catchy cuteness of the tune overshadows the actual message.



  74. 74

    I LOVE IT PEREZ ITS REMINDS ME OF RENT AS SOON AS I HEARD THE LYRICS! GREAT JOB!!



  75. 75

    P-REZ

    i loved it, it was so so fun, and very you. i was so impressed to read that you were responsible for the lyrics. you've got my vote for next years VMA's.



  76. 76

    Congrats Perez!!! It's halarious



  77. 77

    terrible song, but your voice is okay! not terrific but better than i was expecting!



  78. 78

    i LOVE IT. i rolled laughing. way to go, mami!



  79. 79

    Haha, excellent Perez. I was singing the chorus after hearing it only once - very catchy indeed!



  80. 80

    Um, No.



  81. 81

    Hair=Pete Wentz



  82. 82

    i'm not ready to listen to this yet

  83. gold says – reply to this


    83

    But what I really wanna do is sing…….

    Well, Perez Hypocrite Hilton, I salute you! Fabulously funny, silly, camp and darn right ridiculous- exactly the type of song I'd expect from the master of all media (or queen or whatever) Bottom line, he's not taking himself seriously and probably fully expects the nastier comments (from people who clearly don't get the irony!) I for one LOVE it! You go girl! xxx



  84. 84

    very reminiscent of the B52's but not in a good way.
    Stick to blogging. Please.



  85. 85

    It's sure to make VH1's next "Worst Songs Ever" special!



  86. 86

    LOVED it !!! When do we get to see the video???



  87. 87

    hahaha so funny



  88. 88

    silly–funny–but did it have to be about std's?



  89. 89

    Re: ERRRBOOO – he always has his mouth open because he likes to think it makes him look like that freak agynes deyn. they do have the same shaped head…
    *
    Re: crazyforbeckham – reminds you of rent? are you out of your mind?



  90. 90

    so good! congrats. amazing!



  91. 91

    i like it.. but doesnt everyone say that these actresses and actors who release albums and songs need to stick to acting?? hypocritical a little



  92. 92

    Its bad, but ist catchy. Now I wont be abel to sleep because Ill be hearing Gonorrea! all night long! LOL



  93. 93

    hey its good!



  94. 94

    Well, it definitley fits in with the movie.



  95. 95

    Et tu, Perez? lol. Good tune for the movie.



  96. 96

    That sucked.



  97. 97

    Re: gold – irony? i 'get' that it's supposed to be funny, and not the best. that's not the point. people are bitching because he tears apart any other celeb who takes a shot at singing, yet here he is. hypocritical!



  98. 98

    Perez, you're gonna get punched in the face.



  99. 99

    ahaha, i love you perez (: ♥



  100. 100

    lovesit, buysit :)

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