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Perez Hilton Has The Clap! Gossip Gangstar Releases Debut Song!
This is soooo exciting for us to finally be able to share with the world!
The Queen of All Media is living up to his self-appointed title by releasing our first-ever single, The Clap.
It's a silly song about silly boys - and it's super fun! Chessy. Campy. Fun! Fun! Fun!
We wrote the song for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild, which Perezzers appears in, and it plays over the film's closing credits.
Our good friend Lucian Piane composed the song and produced it and Perez wrote all the lyrics!
We have never written a song before and words can't describe how invigorating it was to create something from scratch that people seem to enjoy and we're very proud of. The Internets is very now, very ephemeral. But music is forever!
Thankfully, P-Nasty doesn't take himself too seriously. We're just having fun. And this song was so much fun!
He can make music, because he can!
And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. Perezzz has been collaborating with some really cool peeps, so expect some other releases from the Queen of All Media very soon.
But, for now, check out The Clap below, and….
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
Clay Opens Wide - Speaks More!
Legally Blonde Lost Its Charm
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Haha!
I totally love it!
The bomb!
[[[[[[[[[[[[[zzzzzzzz perez, y'r voice iz awezomezzzzz]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ u r zo much better than mommiedearezt ]]]]]]]]]]]]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'll bet U don't lypzync either..♥♥ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
YOU'RE AN IDIOT PEREZ!
Lmfao, funniest song ever.
dear god i love this hahahaha
lol funny
LOL!! LOL!!! I love you Perez! That song just made my day!
This song is sooooooooooooooooo wrong on sooooooooooooooooooo many levels. Hope my kids don't get on this website
Snappy Pappy Perezzzzelle has the clappy? lol love the song, great job keep up the good work, I love your blog!
I liked it!
Hey! saludos desde Argentina!
Man, that song is so catchy!
it`s the perfect soundtrack lol
Congrats from South America!
Catchy as fuck, damnit.
u shud defo make a vid
Perezzito, stick to blogging– xoxo
Luv it
not a good song but you gotta admire this dudes way of getting things made, even if it's rubbish. If he wasn't obsessed with loving young male celebrities and hating female celebs he would be extremely smart.
I love you perez and your voice is hot. Keep making music, you sound great and look great.
Perez, it's wonderful. You are so talented. I love gay people. Keep singing.
when i tried to listen to it yesterday, i didn't like, but then… idk. i listened to it again this morning and it is certainly, um… well, it sticks in your head, that's for sure. killer hook + dirty language = pretty frickin awesome.
tres funny! Love the lyrics Perez!
love the tune, and it'd be funny if it wasn't so straight up filthy!
Having to look at pic this early in the morning is making me ILL, and don't quit your day job Mario!
ok, i'm glad i waited………..i think i like it
I prefer Heidi Montag.
alot of ppl are bashing you-
but really, i think what you were doing was more or less a joke.
ppl relase silly songs all the time, and ppl LOVE them
i think we should all give perez some cridt.
it was funny, kinda cute, and it got peoples attition,
is'nt that what his cite is about too?!
good job perez
Stick to blogging Mario
It reminds me of" South Park"..I am not sure I like it..Maybe because you sing it but would not rock my world..Sorry,but still love ya….
Oh my god, I love this song. I play the song over and over again. Perez please visit Germany. We love you!!!
xoxo
that was the dirtiest most fun song! Seriously! It's gonna be in my head all day….not good for me, but great for you!
Sounds like a cross between PEE-WEE HERMAN and WEIRD AL YANKOVICH! What a waste of time.
Sorry, but I didn't like it. Pick a different producer because your voice is actually not all that bad.
ARE YOU SLEEPING IN TODAY FUCKTARD PEREZ!!!
it sounds Hairpsray just looooove it !
can we have the lyrics please ? I want to sing iiit!
Re: harrybalsac – MORNING HARRY!
The New TINA CHEN or whatever her name is, next time, don't talk bad things about Tina when you sound the same as her.
Sorry, Perez, I love you, but this song sucks…
Perez you are everywhere and doing everything!!! So talented!!!
i'm sorry but you sound like shit.
the song made me laugh.
hate your new hairdo.
pete wentz.
BOO!
LOL were you drunk ???????
my god thats so ewwww
you're talentless
and by the way who's gonna buy it ?!
Why are my post not posting????
HAHA…
LOVES IT!
xoxo
LOVES IT!! Now this brings the LOL's!! GREAT job Perez u rock!!
are we not getting anything new today?
taking the day off mario????
perez….for real? i love you but…why oh why?
hahahahahahaha oohhhhh nooo the clap! i don't want that.
you're precious perez.
That was stupid. Did you write that Perez? Probably. Stick to what you do best.
IT WAS GOOD
Re: LettyB – Re: harrybalsac – morning guys.
did mario take the day off???
THATS SO GROSS!!
the background beat is cute but i don't know how you would rock out to that in the car when the words are sooo nasty!
Re: mama of 2 – MORNING MAMA! THAT FUCKTARD MUST BE TAKING THE DAY OFF, OR WAITING TO GET HIS NEWS FROM TMZ OR THE ENQUIRER!
site is fucked up.
not bad actually! hhaha i'm glad you went the comic rout.
Loves it x
I love you Perez, but that is AWFUL!
OH
COME
ON
!!!
:D
THIS WAS HORRIBLE, like Perez your a funny guy… and a good blogger BUT HOWEVER… JUST stick to the blogging and not the singing…
this is coming from someone who loves HEIDIS music! and chris crockers "mind in the gutter" song (so this is BAD). PLEASE stick to the blogging and doing your thing on T.V…etc..
There is good cheese. And there is bad cheese.
That is some curdled cheese.
Love it - so cheesy!
Hahahaha… So much need it a song like this. Now that everything is upside down in our country ! I love it Perez … totally love it.
Please go back to blonde. You look better as a blonde !
Tons and tons of love papacito !!!!
Anet
hahhaha!!!! i love how the melody is so "la la la la" and you're talking about THE CLAP!! hahahhah!
THAT SONG IS FING KICK ASSSSS!!! HA HA HA
Haaaaaaa
This is great, pure 60's pop with filthy lyrics..
FABOOOOO
That song was DISGUSTING. That was a horrible idea for a FIRST Song attempt. (that you would put out in public.) WHAT were you THINKING?!! You were also off-key the first part of the song. Stick to writing your blog Perez, and don't pollute my ears and senses with your ideas of "funny songs". Ugh. Where's the listerine?….
Go Master P!! You rock! I am so buying this!
perez - you have the wrong pic with this tune - you needed to place the pic two stories up on this blog - that would have been hilarious - love the song!
I love you but horrible song.
Don't quit your job.
THAT AINT RADIO FRIENDLY!!! HOW CAN YOU BE A QUEEN OF 'ALL' MEDIA THEN?? NO SERIOUSLY I LOVE IT! COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IN NOVEMBER!
It's no fair to put a catchy tune in my head that I'd sing in public!! In the words of Jed Clampett, "Something just right about that boy."
it's silly, it's funny. catchy song!
I find it interesting how you don't draw GIANT cocks with cum on your very gay face with your HUGE open mouth.
That was sooo good! Where can we find the Lyrics!!
It's really bad, mario. not fun. not even a little bit. FAIL
fucking horrible. b52's on speed
Not so much…
Stay away from Music…keep doing what you are doing now…
I dont know… it did make me laugh, It does sound like a very Gay Grease Musical
~~~~READY MOM? LOL~~~~
Re: uraPIGperez – first of all, i'm anything BUT republican. and i called you psycho cause if you hate perez so much and keep writing these long ass diatribes about how he steals and everything then why come to his website and support him? fucking loser! get a life.
sounds great!
haha, fun song
XOX
OMG, my ears are bleeding! This sounds so awful it's not even funny. And you have the guts to say that Jessica Simpson's singing sucks? She is a fucking Whitney Houston in comparison to this crap!
wow. when did pete wentz become such a fatass?
perez
u have amazing eyes
love the song
good for you hunni
catchy…great for a conversation starter…..almost as good as my favorite gay guy, george michael……yay! perez!
i bought it, cuz i like it, i hope my husband won't mind………..
uhm… maybe it'll grow on me?
I admit I bought it. It was cute. I like how he paused and was like Gonorrhea!
this is catchy as fuck.
and a million times better than chris crockers shit.
I was surprised that Perez has some good vocal moments. However, I'm sure everyone would agree that you should do a dance mix and add the Britney effects.
Mike Andrews
Dante's Cove Remix 2008
I T U N E S
I admit I bought it. It was cute. I like how he paused and was like Gonorrhea!
loves it !!! lyrics rock
:D
that was extremely entertaining…..!!!!
i wish i could see the movie…
hahaha….HILARIOUS!! LOVE IT!!!!!
SHOCKED I GUESS. WOW
Seriously???? I guess everybody and their mother is making music these days… Is it really necessary???
Ookkkkkkkk….sounds like an X-Rated Barney and Baby Pop song…ewww
It's one thing to be Gay…but do you HAVE to be just Nasty and Perverse??
boring !!! boring : please stop writing all the time : this is was so much fun for us…soo exciting..we want to share this with the world ….blablabla….
u do this for money, ok but dont pretend as if perez.com is our friend ….lame
oh my god you guys have really no sense of humour, leave this site this is totally not for you. you must have so boring lives, hope someone will save you.
and Perez : keep it up keep it up don't be afraid hey !