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Perez Hilton Has The Clap! Gossip Gangstar Releases Debut Song!
This is soooo exciting for us to finally be able to share with the world!
The Queen of All Media is living up to his self-appointed title by releasing our first-ever single, The Clap.
It's a silly song about silly boys - and it's super fun! Chessy. Campy. Fun! Fun! Fun!
We wrote the song for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild, which Perezzers appears in, and it plays over the film's closing credits.
Our good friend Lucian Piane composed the song and produced it and Perez wrote all the lyrics!
We have never written a song before and words can't describe how invigorating it was to create something from scratch that people seem to enjoy and we're very proud of. The Internets is very now, very ephemeral. But music is forever!
Thankfully, P-Nasty doesn't take himself too seriously. We're just having fun. And this song was so much fun!
He can make music, because he can!
And this isn't the end of Master P's foray into the musical world. Perezzz has been collaborating with some really cool peeps, so expect some other releases from the Queen of All Media very soon.
But, for now, check out The Clap below, and….
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
CLICK HERE to buy the single on iTunes today!!!!
Clay Opens Wide - Speaks More!
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Lol…I can't stop laughing at this song…LMFAO…..
too bad it can like never be on the radio
HILARIOUS XD
good joke @paprika
…not everyone is an apple-polisher 
… you dont have to love everything what periz does, to have an exciting life …
AHHH!
i love it
It's fabulous
hahaha i actually love it!
LOL
Hilarious.
Nice job!!
LOVES IT!
It's adorably campy!!!
heyyyyyyyyyyyy perez, its your fans from across the pond! we absolutely love it (the next pregnant man being our favourite line) blatantly something that we'd make up when we're wasted, you don't hear gonorrhea enough in songs. love love love it. GENIUS!
it's cute! and catchy!
"cuz you'll end up with the CLAP!" **clap, clap**
LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!!
Need to be able to buy it in the UK PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSE?? Pretty please with sugar on top and a cherry?!?!?!?!?!?
perez.i dunno why you make fun of artist cuz they dont have talent or w.e when you CLEARLY. suck. i mean stick to what your good at and thats rippin on othr ppl.
Perez, I love ya, but that was really bad. Don't be one of those celebs that try to make music but then just end up looking foolish. Keep your day job.
ahaha great song! made me laugh out loud
kudos
lol hahahahah lol my dad n i haven't laughed soooo hard… " when you love someone
I lovelovelove the chorus especially
Oh, what a catchy tune!! Will be stuck in my head all day!! Perez, you rock!!!
I adore you, dahlink. But this is like when Jennifer Love Hewitt wanted to be a musician– it just didn't work. You're brutally honest with us, so I thought I'd return the favor. ;D
Hahaha I love this song, Perez.
This is awful just beacuse is you perez ha!!
you suck and you're obviusly a flop.
BAHAHAHAHA.
YOURE SO FUNNY
You should've sung this with Zacquisha.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catchy Tune, but the lyrics suck. Sorry man, not lovin the lyrics.
Its totally jokes though.
lol hilarious
BEAUTIFUL! lovesit!
Did any of you guys realize this track is similar and/or taken from Escape Club's track titled, "Wild Wild West"?