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Watch out Jessica Simpson!

Kid Rock is about to enter the celebrity beer marketplace.

The rocker is set to whore out a 'premium' beer in the spring of 2009.

Premium and Kid Rock. That's like so oxyMORONical!

One of the suits involved in the deal said, "Kid Rock is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit, and we think we can create a beer in that same image. … There is no question in our mind that people will try a beer that Kid Rock will stand by and when they like it, a great and incredibly valuable trademark will be created."

Will u drank Kid's beer?

[Image via WENN.]

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39 comments to “Putting His Beer Belly To Good Use”



  1. 1

    FUCK YEAH KID…ROCKS!



  2. 2

    1st BITCHES!!



  3. 3

    he is sexy in a skanky way! i'd never wanna be on the same bus as him (for fear of what i'd catch) but i love looking at him and wondering how hot he is in bed!



  4. 4

    Re: harrybalsac – ur wife would be proud!



  5. 5

    you should take a picture of it and use it as an avatar!



  6. 6

    YOU NEVER MET MOTHERFUCKER QUITE LIKE ME!



  7. 7

    i'll drink any beer.



  8. 8

    Re: harrysnatch – But "IT" is already on the album cover, how about you riding "IT"!



  9. 9

    ha no kid rocks naaaaaasty



  10. 10

    no, but I'll crank him up and boogie…..i love screaming that shit……sexy skanky…true



  11. 11

    Re: harrysnatch – You make "IT" very happy!



  12. 12

    Kid Rock needs to disappear. He just keeps butchering good songs like Sweet Home Alabama (and what ever the fuck that one was where he used a Metallica song) with his own stupid fucking lyrics and extra music/beats thrown in.. He ain't country (How redneck can you be coming from fucking Michigan) and he is no fucking son of Hank. Only good thing he ever did was that song with Sheryl Crow.



  13. 13

    i was gonna say you're mom would be proud….but then my luck would be you'd say, "my mom passed away last year and i'm still shook up about it" and i woulda been crushed!



  14. 14

    what a fucken ugly white piece of shit
    they let anyone be famous these days



  15. 15

    Aren't there already half a dozen beers out there the emulate trailer park trash? Do we need another? I'll pass.



  16. 16

    Re: harrybalsac – you make me laugh so hard! i said hard…



  17. 17

    As long as it isn't Cindy McCains piss!



  18. 18

    I would buy anything kid rock endorses if i needed it.



  19. 19

    kid rock is "great american rock and roll"?ummm what the fuck??his music gargles ballsack.if anything he is an insult to rock and roll.



  20. 20

    Fuck ya i will



  21. 21

    i would try it, i'll be honest. for christ's sake the man has to know what beer should taste like

  22. Zmbie says – reply to this


    22

    beer close 2nd to brains



  23. 23

    KID ROCK wishes he wuz JERRY REED, SON!

  24. imk says – reply to this


    24

    rock? I thought he was some kind of rapper wanna be? At least when he first came out he was. He must be bald under that hat



  25. 25

    HELL YEA, that is like saying you wouldn't try a wine produced by a Gallo. Kid has drank enough beer to know a good one. I suspect he won't put his name on something that doesn't taste good !!



  26. 26

    He creeps me out… like one of those carnies that works to game booth at the traveling fair.



  27. 27

    HELL MOTHERFUCKING YEAH I'LL DRINK THAT BEER–AND I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR OVER 10 MONTHS! BRING ON THE WHITE TRASH SHIT, MAN!

  28. ass says – reply to this


    28

    WOW! You sure were fast to pick this new up eh Perez? It was only announced weeks ago.



  29. 29

    If it's as American as Budweiser then fuck yeah.

    P.S.- I LOVE KID ROCK!



  30. 30

    I liked his fist song .Kid rock is a mess ! I dont drink and i dont conseder PBR a beer.
    Cheap is Cheap.

  31. Jim J says – reply to this


    31

    should that not be oxyMORANical???



  32. 32

    Re: Honey Rider – lmao, that's it! i knew he looked nasty and skeevey, but couldn't find the perfect word. carnie is it!
    *
    hell no i won't drink his beer! herpes juice is probably in the ingredients list. i like not having herpes. plus, as soon as you drink it, your hair probably gets really greasy, and if you're a guy you will grow a thin, crappy goatee. this guy's music sucks, even when he rips off someone else who actually makes good music.
    *
    just today, i saw 2 greasy, white trash assholes fly into the parking lot in a junky-ass beat-up car. they were blasting that new song of kid rock's, the 'sweet home alabama' rip off, and as i walked past their car to get to mine, i noticed their license plate - KID RCK. disgusting.



  33. 33

    why is it about beer? I listen to WMZQ Country out of DC and hear Kid Rock, not Jessica Simpson.



  34. 34

    Hellllll yeah I'll "drank" Kid Rock's….er…..no wait. I don't like beer…I'd rather likker..



  35. 35

    few are as ridiculed in the biz as he.
    a joke, a mess, dumb!



  36. 36

    Heck yes I would drink his beer!!! I freaking LOVE him!



  37. 37


  38. 38

    So long as it has that washed up has beens name on it??? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL naw!



  39. 39

    Re: d_nasty – you're a dumbass. Have you ever really listened to his music? I doubt it because you would know that he writes some incredible music. And to hear him sing R & B - melts the heart.

    P.S. I love Kid Rock too. Rock on Mr. Ritchi!!