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This Is Not A Joke

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We wish it was a joke!

PETA wants Ben & Jerry's ice cream to start using HUMAN BREAST MILK for their ice cream instead of cow milk!!!


Wait, wait. There's more!

This is in the wake of a Swiss restaurant owner's decision to start purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers for use in their dairy products.

Has he solicited Jamie Lynn Spears for help?

PETA is serious, though, claiming that it makes more sense to use milk intended for human babies instead of milk intended for cow babies. They say that the use of human milk will decrease the suffering of dairy cows.

Okay, we know that PETA is a little, shall we say, passionate, but um…have they heard of soy milk? Human breast milk is just a tad bit extreme!

Don't ya think????

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231 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. 1

    ok…heck no! don't mess with my 2 favorite men!

  2. 2


    PETA is going CRAZY

  3. 3

    who would eat that?! sickos! no! no! no! PETA needs to simma down!

  4. 4

    Re: happy-marc – sorry babes…ur not.

  5. 5

    Well, thats disturbing.

    Anyway, go buy DEMI LOVATO DON'T FORGET
    In stores now. And ITunes. Ya.

  6. 6


  7. 7

    Well it is a perversion of nature for adult mammals like us to consume breast milk, and of another species no less… the links to prostate, breast and other cancers, as well as diabetes and other disorders, are undeniable. Millions of years of evolution didn't design us for ANY other species's milk other than our own.

    I do think they're just making a point of the fact we are consuming the breast milk of another species, while calves are usually killed for veal. The dairy industry and the veal industry go hand in hand. That milk isn't going to cow babies, it's going to humans.

  8. 8

    Re: harrysnatch – Do we need to tell happy the rules?

  9. 9

    HOWEVER they are right about one thing.. HUMANS CANNOT PROPERLY DIGEST MILK.
    do you see cross-suckling in any other species? NO.
    We can't absorb, nor get any of the "nutrients" they claim we do from MILK.
    Humans can only absorb calcium through supplements, green leafy vegetables, etc.
    Cow's milk = no good.
    but seriously, they're ridiculous and their motives are absurd.

  10. 10

    that is FOUL.

  11. 11

    LOL now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12

    Camel Toe ,not Hoof fucker!

  13. 13

    Makes sense to me! Human milk is intended for humans, cows milk for cows. I find it odd that we drink the milk of another species in the first place. Why not use our own milk?

  14. 14

    I would like to give PETA a roman helmet, maybe that would help them feel refreshed.

  15. 15

    Please stop using the drudgereport to pick up old news Perez…

  16. Sammy says – reply to this


    I can just imagine the names ben & jerry will come out with the new ingrediants. PETA is crazy I hate them!!! Like Jessica Simpson says real girls eat MEAT!!!!

  17. 17

    AHHAAHAH WAHT?! that is nasty peta is going a bit overboard, who wants to haev ice cream that came fromsomeones random tits?! LOL

  18. 18

    Nasty, I think PETA stands up for a great cause, but thats just a little too crazy. Besides, what about the mom's who would be suffering? I wouldn't want to eat ice cream that my prego neighbor helped contributed too. YUCK

  19. 19

    This is so stupid. How has the U.S.A. come to this point. PEOPLE WAKE UP!!! STOP ALL THE STUPIDITY!!!!

  20. 20

    NUCKING FUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. 21

    First of all…after the age of like 6, human beings cannot digest milk, that's why it curdles in your stomach. Milk is for infants. So cow milk or human milk makes no diffrence nutrionally, once you're no longer an infant.

    Second of all, the cost would become astronomical. Women can only pump a few ounces at a time. Do you know how much time that would take and how quickly the cost would add up? How do they know the supply isn't tainted with Hep C of HIV or something crazy?

    And lastly, PETA must have never visted a dairy. Those places are so clean…cows are fed premium food, and at least theyre not being butchered.

  22. 22

    What a bunch of fucking kooks.

  23. 23

    …as long as it contains no silicone…

  24. 24

    Re: harrysnatch – I'll do the deed for him!

  25. 25

    Hahahaha jamie lynn spears wouldnt be too bad she is getting pretty hot


  26. 26

    I do eat steak but I don't eat or drink other species milk.

  27. 27

    In order to use human milk it must be pasteurized, which kills pathogens but also nutrients. Regardless, the idea is disgusting.

  28. 28


  29. 29

    Sure, let's all quit our jobs and produce breast milk for mass production purposes.

  30. 30

    PETA will find any little thing to complain about and when they have nothing to complain about they will say something ridiculous like this, they can all fuck off

  31. 31

    OK, while I agree with PETA on the stopping Cow milk use I disagree with the use of Human milk. They can use Soy instead. It is inhumane to continue using cow milk. The farmers make those milk cows stay pregnant their entire lives to produce the milk. They use the babies to eat (VEAL) or they draft them into milk production. It's not a life you would ever wish on your worst enemy AND on top of that Humans need to stop drinking milk (I stress the word DRINKING). We are the ONLY animals on Planet Earth that continue to drink the stuff after we grow up.

  32. 32

    and what do they think will happen to the cows? Who will pay to feed the millions of cows that are serving no purpose? Will they shell out the money? Yea…i thought not!!

  33. 33


  34. 34

    im breastfeeding, they can have my milk if they want ;-)

  35. 35

    Fuck that…that's unsanitary.

  36. 36

    well, it does make a bit more sense for humans to drink human milk rather than cow milk; however, if their reasoning is to decrease the suffering of cows, won't this suffering then transfer to the humans producing the milk? i just don't think the ladies could keep up w/milk production fit for human consumption - soy is the way to go!

  37. 37

    they are outta control. that's freakin' disgusting

  38. 38

    I don't understand why people are so grossed out by human milk and OK with drinking COW milk. Perez is right though, soy milk is a better option!!

  39. 39

    Do people not realize that dairy cows suffer GREATLY! if they are not milked??? PETA is backwards.

  40. 40

    this just make me nauseous. they cannot be serious.

  41. 41

    PETA has lost their fucking minds! Don't mess with Ben & Jerry… Or you'll have the entire US female populus on you!

    That shitty suggestion is just gross.

  42. 42

    I live not far from PETA headquarters and here locally, they put up the craziest billboards. Right across from a McDonald's they had a picture of a slaughtered cow, calling it an un-Happy Meal. Their intentions are good but they are just so extreme. Quick funny story– my husband and I went to a dog and burger place close to PETAn (and no, there were no veggie substitutes) and we saw this woman chowing down on a dog and burger…. unsuccessfully hiding her PETA work uniform. I wanted to take a picture but I couldn't be inconspicuous enough.

  43. Anonymous says – reply to this


    The cows STILL have to be milked, though…or else they can suffer from pain, damage to their udders and infection! So, how in the hell is using human milk going to "decrease the suffering of dairy cows"?!?
    FFS…is their ANYONE, associated with PETA, that still has an adequate amount of brain cells left?

  44. 44

    this is disguisting!
    I can highly doubt that no one with buy this!


  45. 45

    Passionate? They're fucking crazy!!!! If Ben and Jerry's does this say bye bye to my money. PETA piss off, if you don't want to eat meat or wear fur that's your business but leave the rest of of us alone. Typical liberal assholes who try to tell everyone else how to live, which is what they constantly accuse Christians of. Now I'm off to have a big juicy burger with bacon and a MILKshake made from milk I stole from a baby cow!

  46. 46

    fucking disgusting.

  47. 47

    Don't mess with my Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream.

  48. 48

    HA HA HA HA!!! Another HUGE spike in PETA's coffin.

    They care less about HUMAN suffering than animal suffering, although their supposed "concern" is histrionic and self-serving.

    What about HUMAN suffering, bitches?


  49. 49

    that's disgusting! and impossible to produce that much milk. and just weird and stupid

  50. 50

    Peta members are wackos

  51. 51

    PETA sucks and are terrorists!!!

  52. 52

    Hmmm, do they pay in cash?

  53. 53

    Milk would cost $30 a gallon if they tried something as silly as this. As if a human female would cheaply give away her milk? (as if a human would even produce as much as one cow would…)

    It simply isn't good business sense… and doesn't make sense, at that. Imagine the testing they'd have to do on a regular basis from any human "donors", and honestly I wouldn't want to drink another woman's breast milk. Same way I don't want to eat another human's flesh. :P

  54. 54

    I think it's interesting that people freak out in regards to human breast milk, but COW milk is FINE. What other species sucks off of the tit of another species (with the exception of needing to survive)?

    I have to say though.. I know I've been conditioned to be grossed out by the thought of human breast milk but it doesn't change anything.

    There is no way in hell I would eat that, even knowing that it's more logical and better for me. Blech!

  55. 55

    i volunteer to be milked.

  56. 56

    Re: MsLove #32 – - LOL ;-)

  57. 57

    That's…. disgusting!

  58. Sniz says – reply to this


    PETA is fucking bug-nuts crazy! This kind of crap will make more and more people NOT take them seriously!

  59. 59

    they are idiots. i swear. I mean go them for the protection of animals but seriously? boob milk? come on. i think they been drinking their high-ups breast milk. talk about drinking the kool-aid.

  60. 60

    CRAZY AND GROSS!human breast milk in our ice cream?I don't even want to imagine that.disgusting.BARF!

  61. 61

    GROSS… PETA is crazy!!!!!!!

  62. 62

    Once again, PETA proves that they are a worthless bunch of dumb hippies!

  63. 63

    Tittes and Cream?

  64. 64

    Ok… if that's the stance they are taking, then no milk after infancy is the best idea, since that's as far as it was intended.

    Are they going to put pregnant women into stables, attach them to machines and feed them grass? What would be the benefit of that besides maybe porn?

    And notice how they go after Ben & Jerry's- like, the biggest money maker… Maybe swiss clients will go for it, but not americans

  65. 65

    Cow milk is FULL of Hormones because the Cows are pregnant or recently preggers. Cow milk is directly linked to many infertility and ovulation problems in women (Framingham Nurses Study). AND, the milk industry has donated hundreds of millions to the gov't to fund "studies" showing that milk is actually good for you and protects your bones even though the best way to strengthen your bones is to exercise and eat dark green veggies (as proven in osteoporosis-free and dairy-free communities). ……I say go soy. And PETA needs to shock people to get people talking….like we are now.

  66. 66

    good idea.. This will take some serious quality control to work. It's been my experience that lactating women must stay away from onions, garlic and ALL spicy foods. I do enjoy a nice leaky fun bag every now and then.

  67. 67

    I would like to say that I stand by PETA in the sense that we dont use animals for clothing…but I just dont get the fact of WHY can we not use milk from cows???? It's not really harming them, is it? Isn't that what cows were put on this earth for?? Milking a cow is nowhere compared to butchering one, just like collecting unfertile eggs from chickens.. I don't even wanna know what BREAST MILK from humans taste like! Wonder what PETA has to say about eating fish……..

  68. 68

    EWWWWW!!!! WTF it is not cruel to milk a cow!!!!! If u dont ilk a cow it will be in pain so milking it is actually good!!!!

  69. 69

    they're fucking crazy!! of all the stupid shit they've done this takes the cake. do they not think human babies need their mothers milk as well? idiots!

  70. Dunya says – reply to this


    I don't think it's a good idea.

    My husband however would like to know if it would be served in a brest shaped container including a nipple.

  71. 71

    everyone knows PETA are hypocrites anyway…does anyone actually take them seriously? xD

  72. 72


  73. 73

    P.E.T.A is a bunch of insane mother fuckers without an ounce of common sense, they actually refer to pet ownership as "slavery" and want to see it abolish! and that's just the tip of the iceberg they are C.R.A.Z.Y as fuck!
    Ps: I loove my fur lined leather jacket keeps me nice and toasty in the winter mmmmm!!! warmth!!!! LOL!!1

  74. 74

    If they switched to soy, I wouldn't buy it anymore. Soy has been clinically linked to dementia, and maybe that PETA's problem. They've sexualized women for "animal rights" a million and one times. While they're fighting for the ethical treatment of dairy cows, they're asking that human women reduce themselves to milk-making machines and sex objects. PETA, you are one ridiculous organization with some really fucked up priorities.

  75. 75

    Re: harrybalsac – 63 What kind of bee's make milk?

  76. 76

    Animal protein/fat is not good for the human body. Breast milk may be good, but ummm…. NO!!

  77. Veee says – reply to this


    thay are going a little too far with this crap i understand you wanna safe the freaking animals and all and you want them to stop killing the guiene pigs in peru but jesus using breast milk instead of cow milk!!! what will happen to all the little babies that can't get breast milk from mommy? so PETA rather have starving children then animals? and i thought that it was good to milk cows like it relieves them or something? i'm just saying i heard it somewhere i dunno do qoute me on it. Seriously PETA give it up!! its just milk from the cow what u need to worry about it the meat of the cow!!!!!!

  78. 78

    Hey, if its good enough for babies….And why not? You'd rather drink animal milk than human. Does that even make sense?? lol

  79. SoCal says – reply to this


    Silly liberals, they come up with the wackiest ideas.

  80. 80

    actually, it's less insane than eating cows milk. Humans are the only animal on the planet who drink milk past infancy, AND the only animal that drinks the milk of another animal! It's actually completely unnatural and pretty freakin sick if you really think about it.

  81. 81

    I'm totally grossed out.

  82. 82

    ok this is sick. Sorry, but I cannot handle this. Really bad. Whomever wants to eat it, go 4 it. How are they going to purify this milk and treat it for human diseases? EW! Peta ruined B & J for me now. GROSS

  83. 83

    It does make sense! I have no idea why people think human breast milk is gross. It tastes like the milk left over after a bowl of cereal!

  84. 84

    PETA has gone way to far on this one!! that's just ridiculous.

  85. 85

    Re: frostedcupcakes – THAT WAS WELL SAID AND SO TRUE!

  86. 86

    I bet those lousy hippies (ben and jerry) are on board for this shitt.

  87. 87

    Re: biteme – Please don't put this on liberals. These are EXTREMIST, much like the congregation of Westboro Baptist Church, or Islamic militants. No one with any good damn sense would think this was a good idea. The way I see things, if you believe that Ben and Jerry's should stop using cow's milk, here's a thought, stop eating Ben and Jerry's! They have soy based ice creams on the market, so don't fuck up the good thing that is Ben and Jerry's. I'm with you; I'm going to eat a quadruple stacked cheeseburger right now in protest of this bullshit.

  88. 88

    While in theory, the concept is a correct one, human milk is especially designed for humans, can you imagine the cost of said milk and ice cream? Economically, it makes no sense. You would have to pay the women for this, not to mention, have rules and reglations on their diets/ health practices/vaccines/ etc… the cost would be beyond the benifit in my opinion. Plus, anyone out there pumped lately, that stuff is not easy to easy to extract.

  89. 89

    Since when does milking a cow hurt it?????????

  90. 90

    i want milk from a mans muscle nipples.

  91. 91

    Nope I think Peta is right, humans are the ONLY animals that drink milk that does NOT belong to theire mother AND that drink milk when they are ADULTS !!! ewwww
    Milk from a cow is even ewer than milk from your mom … I will say so ;-)

  92. 92

    Re: DeathInGrasp – i couldn't agree more

  93. 93

    Re: MsLove – Cows eat grass….. They are self sustaining… Why would anyone have to pay for anything?

  94. 94

    that is DISGUSTING

  95. ceebs says – reply to this


    First of all, any product made with human breast milk would taste terrible, AND inconsistent. The taste of the milk, from any species, is greatly affected by what the mother eats. Which means all the garlic, cheese, meat, etc. that one eats goes into the taste of the milk. I don't want my Cherry Garcia tasting like garlic and hamburgers, do you ?

    Secondly, human breast milk is like liquid gold - it is that valuable. If you could actually convince women to, without pay or reimbursement of expenses, do nothing but sit around and pump breast milk all day (rather than feed it to their own babies), the last thing that should be done with it is make ice cream. There are premature babies that the milk could be used for, and their lives could depend on what that milk provides their bodies.

    I think if you don't want animals harmed to produce what you eat, than you should become a Vegan. You do with your body and your life what YOU want, and let me do with mine what I want.

  96. 96

    Re: PinkMartinii – oh for goodness' sake. some people are so ignorant. go and read about the real side of the dairy industry - through PETA or something else whatever. get yourself educated. and btw, i'm not even vegan myself

  97. 97

    I do agree we should find alternatives to cow's milk. They pump cows with hormones to keep them in a impregnated state. To me it's not healthy and it's inhumane to treat an animal like that.

    I do not think that the answer it soy. There's a host of health related issues associated with soy. I personally can't digest soy! It makes me sick! There's a large population out there who have had similar problems. Read up on soy! However, it is more humane and natural than cow's milk and human breast milk.

    So, what's the answer, I HAVE NO IDEA! Soy's not the answer for me!

  98. 98

    So how would they get enough breast milk for ice cream - open a factory and have lactating women stand there while machines pump the milk outta their breasts!? How is that any better than milking a cow? Weird.

  99. 99

    That's just gross. I may have drank human milk before but that's when i was a baby.

  100. 100

    Why is human milk considered gross and cow's milk not gross? It's coming out of a COW"S BREAST, people. Yuck. It doesn't make sense. It'a another stupid cultural bias.

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