Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Magician David Blaine says he is disappointed with the outcome of his latest stunt.
He's not the only one!
After hanging upside down for 60 hours over Central Park - which included many right side up breaks - BOO!!! - the plan was to conclude the stunt with a stunning "Dive of Death."
Blaine was supposed to jump and after 10 feet, be caught and carried away by a bunch of balloons. What he actually ended up doing was just dangling and then was reeled up and away.
Onlookers were not afraid to express their disappointment.
Even David's friends called him up to tell him he sucked. He says, "I know that it didn't work right when all my friends called up and said, `Wait, what happened? I'm confused.'"
You got that right!
[Image via WENN.]