Fart Charges Dropped
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Legal Matters
Battery charges against alleged West Virginia fart monster Jose Cruz were dropped on Thursday, according to a new report.
Cruz has denied fanning his gas at the alleged victim officer and county officials responded by dropping the charge.
He also said that officers denied his request to use a restroom when he first arrived at the station.
Cruz will still face the courts for drunk driving.
It was too good to be true, y'all!
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Posted: September 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Praise the lord.
haha sooo dumb but high five
haha this guy still rules!!!!! *fart*
its still gross
Anyone seen a hot blonde chick wandering around askin' about Hugh & his Ho's?
Ha I fart in your general direction!
Gross. Hopefully someone holds his head down and farts nasty upset stomach farts repeatedly in his face.
i totally believe they refused to let him use the bathroom. most cops are assholes like that. glad the charges were dropped though, that was just fucking ridiculous. too bad a small turd didn't shoot out and strike the cop. that would have been too damn hilarious.
retard
Let me guess, they tried charging him for releasing a weapon of ass destruction?
lol this is gross but yayy?
Re: punky.penguin – we call that "sharting"
I totally wish sometimes I could charge my husband & son with assault after they have farted! Geez!
Oh my gosh, my dogs, too!
hhaha hilarious that something 30 minutes away from me makes it onto here LOL… on a serious note, the same day this guy was hit with the battery charge a couple was arrested in the same city for neglecting and torturing their 5 girls. They had shaved all the girls' heads and forced them to use a bucket as a toilet and only fed them once monthly..it is truely horrendous and they were let go on bail for $500!!!! The whole town was in an uproar that these people paid nothing and this man was charged for battery for farting-that's why the charges were dropped.
Funny guy. My aunt use to know a man in West Virginia that was called Fartman that worked at a bar. Wished I could of seen him
doing that to the cop.
Re: green*eyes – I SO agree! Years ago, my hubby had a case of THE stinkiest 'sleep farts' that I have ever encountered in my life. It was so bad, that it actually woke me up…and it caused our poor dog to throw up all over the goddamn bedroom floor!
I can laugh about it now…but, to this day, I refuse to cook the meal that I had prepared that night.
no offense, perez, but I don't care….love you though!!
The justice system works!!
Re: pinkrosesandagraveyard – I'm sure that you meant to state that the little girls were fed once daily…not monthly. Considering that the ages of the little ones ranged from 1 year to (I believe) 6 years….they would have starved to death, if it was only monthly.
After reading a couple of news articles….I am trying to figure out why these little girls have been taken away from the parents a number of times, in the past, just to be returned back into such an abusive home.
this guy is my hero fuck the motherfucking cops if i could fart in every cops face i would the system is so fucked racist and corrupt A LA MIERDA with all the cops EAT SHIT YOU ASSHOLES QUIT LICKING SMELLING WHITEYS FARTS AND LOVING IT DIPSHITS! Cops are like robots fuck them fuck the police
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why are people so weird?
I don't think it's funny.
Just trashy.
that's just wrong
Lame!!!
When a guy named Jose tells you he needs to take a shit, don't say no.
EEeeeeeewwwww. Farting is gross.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FARTING IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TO ME HAHAHAHA HWOW HILARIOSU!
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Perez, why the fuck haven't you posted the new BRITNEY song???! It's sooo damn good!
FART CHARGES DROPPED!HAHAHAHAHAHA!
what a funny story.
gross.\
farts are gross.
Re: LettyB – Morning B , how long till we get something fresh to bag on today?
raaaahhhhh!!!!
Re: brattygirl – You're a moronic bitch, just in case no one has told you that YET today.
this guy looks like Jessica Alba's husband
Do I smell something???
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lol
this still makes me laugh.
I WANT TO SMELL HIS FARTS.