Save Ali Lohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Justin Timberlake > Music Minute > Dina Lohan > Jonas Brothers > Aliana Lohan
Dina Lohan isn't the only one who wants to pimp out Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Aliana!
Johnny Wright - who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake - wants to help fish Ali's floundering music career out of the toilet.
Or so someone would like us to believe!
Maybe it would help if she was, you know, actually talented?
But we'll see how it goes - Momma Lohan is not one to relinquish control (Or manager fees!). If anyone is gonna whore out her children, it's gonna be HER!
Look how well she did with LezLo!
But Wright says he works very well with the mothers of his bands.
When asked, a rep for Dina and Ali said, "We are meeting with [Wright's] firm."
Oh well, if Ali can't be salvaged, there's yet one more Lohan spawn to use.
Posted: September 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm
The next tragic story!
She's going to end up like her sister…for shame
OMG you all im gonna see Samantha Ronson tommorow At Wetbar…..I'll let you know whether she smells like fish, tuna, or dirt yeast infections…..
something about this kids face bugs the shit out of me! haha!
she never had a chance to be normal.
fucked up family.
Fuck it, get some coke and bull dyke!
Mom should do what is best for her girl!!
Re: abercorey – i just threw up a little in my mouth.
FIRST!
WHAT IS SHE 30 YRS OLD!
this site is messed up today
Oh honey, you're not sexy, you still young with a boy's body….. Sad!!
OR NOT! da bloody website comes so slow in England!
Re: Mrs Chace Crawford – no.
Jonas bros are the greatest band ever! greater than the beatles and led zeppilin combined! Ali lohan will be another musical legend! with songs like "dildo my ass" and "cocaine up my nose" they will be anthem's for young hot women everywhere!
Re: Dirty old man – lmfao
at least she's wearing some of lindsay's leggings!
she's creepy looking…
Re: mama of 2 – hahaha. that's true!
Re: America The Beautiful – i couldn't agree more!! they're trying so hard to achieve the sex appeal, but she's a CHILD. everytime i see a picture of her, it looks like she's playing dress up!
Why would he be salvaging *that* career? Or non-career? I like Lindz, think she's talented, and I'm happy she's happy with Sam. But this sister with the turned down mouth and bad hairdo? Nooo, one Lohan is enuf.
Re: Dirty old man – Marry me.
they need to just let it go already
No one can save this cunt's singing career because she doesn't actually have a singing career.
God it'll never stop with those Lohan
God it'll never stop with those Lohan
her feet are huge!!
This picture of her is so retarded, the poor girl she is trying way too hard.
i'm sorry but that little girl is just hideous.
Who will be the first to tap that??
I actually liked her song!! I think tho some people on here are being a bit harsh shes just a kid!!
It's pretty sad how desperate this family is..
was there a chain of command regarding this outfit? how many people said, "yes. yes that's it. This is the outfit. That is the pose. PERFECT"?
OMG….how old is this girl? 14??? She looks like she is 21. She's got some role models to look up to. A mother who pimps her out, a father who can't shut his mouth about their personal lives and a sister who is all screwed up. Rehab anyone?
damn girl eat about 10 quarter pounders ur a stick with lemon drop tits
The girl is 14, take of those stripper heels you tramp-to-be
she talks like a man… pretty but God is her voice deep
I love her voice actually :]
In that one show she was in, she said that she loves hip hop and then says that she loves Chris brown.. ahaha hes not hip hop hes r&b..shes an idiot
her family is so messed up
OHHH BOY.
Is anyone else freaked out by her room? can you say weirdo
she's fucking reDONKulious!
she looks like her mom is behind the camera saying, "put ur head up!" "Put ur right arm here!! And ur left one over there"
a little camera shy my dear?
i hate this chick.she's a little 15 year old whos heels are higher than some 20 yr olds whos trying way too hard to grow up,be famous, and "mature".and i just love it when perez insults her.it makes my day.