Separated At Birth
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Left: Jabba the Hut. Right: Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
You & a dog's ass Perez.
ummm….no
who's jabba the hut? isn't that like star wars or something?
Wow ………and it's not even a slow news day….
hahahahaha
first???YES
Re: harrybalsac – you so funny!!!!
Re: harrysnatch – Fuck, I'm back there talkin' to myself!
he looks more like emperor palpatine after he get fried by samuel L.
take a look.
Re: harrysnatch – Come here ya lil freak.
Ring my bell.
He'll be regretting that tragic excuse for a book for the rest of his pathetic life. Interior Designer…HAH! That's some funny stuff.
JABBA LOOKS MORE LIKE VADGE THAN HE DOES CHRIS.
But that is Madonna on the left!
eh… not so much. he's fat and all, but i think it should be you beside jabba the hut perez, definitely more of a similarity in the two of you.
Looks more like you, Perez.
BA HAHAHAHAHAH, thats the funniest thing I've seen all day. Even my 3 year old walked past and said "mummy, that man looks like Jabba the Hut". BA HAHAHAHAHAHH………..
It is absolutely despicable that he is taken advantage of his sister, I cannot think of anything lower
Ymi & Yat today
Rest & feel better. 46
If my brother wrote a book about me, I'd kick his teeth in his balls.
And yea, he does look like that monster.
sorry, but I don't see it….
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LOL.THATS SO WRONG PEREZ
I sucked chris off once at a hotel. He had a skinny dick that curved to the left and his spooge tasted like nonfat lemon Yoplait yogurt.
Madonna on left!!!
haha, it's all in the eyes!!!
This hurts my soul because he used to be sooooooo good looking…what happened? I think somebody started to eat their feelings : (
I thought it was Tom Sizemore…………..
XD !!!!!!!!!!
I SOOOO AGREE WITH YOU PEREZ !!!!
LOOOVE
Why are you trying to rip on him Mario? (Awful job of it too by the way) Because he told the truth about his no talented sister?? Why are you stuck up that Crypt Keeper's ass Mario? Because she'll mention your name??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::pause:: ::breathe::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No, George Lucas is the jabba the hut twin. Stop picking on Ciccone.
UUGGHH I HATE THAT QUEEN………
AHHHHHHHHHH!
It's true :]
Who cares… no ones going to read the book anyways. Hardly anyone gives a fuck about Madonna… only old queens… Who wants to see a 50 year old women dry humping a guitar. If you would see a random 50 year old Lady, boney like Madonna & dry humping a guitar, you know you would say that’s just nasty, and RIDICULOUS.. You would make fun of her and laugh at her… So just because Madonna does it, doesn’t make it sexy, hot or right!!!! That is just nasty!!!
Re: JrStarr – Yeah, that's why she's still popular after 25 years in the business. You little boys crack me up…
i certainly see some resemblence..chris is such a loser
Why are you comparing Madonna's brother to Oprah? the resemblance is uncanny.