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Bruce Willis Is Sensitive, Wants To Direct

Filed under: Bruce Willis > Film Flickers

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Oh, how nice.

Bruce Willis - who specializes in portraying gun-toting sweaty action heroes - is slated to make his directorial debut with a film destined for reruns on Lifetime.

Awww!

The film is a "psychological drama about a woman grappling with family tragedy."

Willis is going to star in the film as the woman's father.

Wait, are you sure it's not a film about a woman with a potato head???

Trying for some career suicide there, Bruce?



31 comments to “Bruce Willis Is Sensitive, Wants To Direct”

  1. 1

    i'm gonna tinkle…

  2. 2

    blah, Bruce Willis sucks.

  3. 3

    who cares!!?? he's effing HAWT!!!

  4. 4

    Come to Hollywood East Bruce!!!

  5. 5

    …best that he is behind the camera at this stage…Please pass the potato head, um…I meant chips…

  6. 6

    blah bruce willis. he's annoying.

  7. 7

    WHOOAH! SOMEONE GET ME SOME JD!

  8. 8

    my cl1t is sensitive

  9. 9

    i want a really cold Yuengling right now. damn work.

  10. 10

    REFRESH!

  11. 11

    Re: harrysnatch – SORRY TO HEAR THAT!

  12. 12

    chick fil a on me!!!!

  13. 13

    wow the last person Perez should be talking condescendingly too is Bruce, if I was bruce, today would be fag bashing day…..

  14. 14

    no..like all over me. mmmmmm! eat me!

  15. 15

    SLOW

  16. 16

    Re: harrysnatch – I thought it tasted funny.

  17. 17

    you never miss a change to take a jab at rumer, do you fat boy?i can't wait until you meet bruce in the streets, and he beats you so badly you have to have your jaw wired shut for months. :D then you really will lose a lot of weight.

  18. 18

    Isn't he supposed to be anti-Semitic?

  19. 19

    REFRESH FUCK

  20. 20

    *
    What could be more tragic than being born with a potato head?
    *

  21. 21

    FLIP! FLOP! FIZZ!

  22. 22

    i can't wait for bruce to beat the fuck out of Perez. I've never thought Bruce was hot but he's a good actor.

  23. 23

    CROTCH NOTCH!

  24. 24
  25. 25

    Re: harrybalsac – you shoulda asked for no fish! lol!!!!!!

  26. 26

    RUMER IS FUGLY!

  27. 27

    YO MAMA!

  28. 28

    Suicide implies death, which implies that something is alive. This chicken-lipped peanut head who is NOT handsome, but looks like an under-developed fetus whose features are not all matured and filled out—just needs to stick to the ego-driven crew, dare I even lift him to put in the category with, Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris. They are all looking old and nip-tuck weird. If you know what I'm sayning.

  29. 29

    Re: LettyB – I actually think she is kinda cute…she doesnt take great photos but in movies she looks really GOOD!

    Maybe u should grow a heart!

  30. 30

    is hot but not a director…

  31. 31

    Fuck you, Perez, you fake queer! You don't deserve to eat the peanuts out of Bruce Willis' turd logs! Go jerk off the pictures of Janet Reno!