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Natalie Portman Sucked On This

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Could this be one of the things that lead to them recently ending their relationship???

Full frontal nudie pics of Nat Port's ex-boyfriend, Devandra Banhart, have just hit the Webz.

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He's the one on the right in the first pic.

Thoughts????

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250 comments to “Natalie Portman Sucked On This”

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  1. 1

    first?!
    what a waste of sperm.



  2. 2

    Eww



  3. 3

    ew



  4. 4

    yuckk!!!

  5. Cutie says – reply to this


    5

    just looks like a normal peen perez

    devendra is good looking minus the kooky cross dresserness and untamed hair



  6. 6

    le gross! i wouldn't touch devendra with a stick.

    well maybe if he waxed a bit, here and there. i'm not into hairy..

  7. me2u says – reply to this


    7

    1st oh me oh my



  8. 8

    Urgh. No wonder. I can smell his cheese stench from here.



  9. 9

    what is he jewish or italian? shave that fukin shit.



  10. 10

    ermmm??



  11. 11

    Not my type of 'art'. Perhaps it wasn't her either.



  12. 12

    Hot!!!



  13. 13

    wtf?



  14. 14

    nada especial… kinda small, but at least not hideous. could use a trim, LOL.



  15. 15

    Why? no one wants to see that



  16. 16

    Um. Ew.



  17. 17

    small…



  18. 18

    lol



  19. 19

    Ew! WTF happened to trimming???



  20. 20

    WTF?!



  21. 21

    Ever heard of a razor, dudes?



  22. 22

    why is so hairy in his dangerzone?
    The rest of him is smooth~



  23. 23

    I find it funny that people are saying it's small that's when it's soft kiddies I betcha he's about 7-8 in hard



  24. 24

    shave!!!!!!!!!



  25. 25

    hahahaha ew! why????? ew!



  26. 26

    seriously, devendra banhart is beautiful.
    listen to his croon. love the hair.



  27. 27

    I'd suck on it too!



  28. 28

    OMFFFG!!!! Does the other dude have a massive pox scar or cigar burn on his hip?

    Poor gal. Maybe that's why they broke up?



  29. 29

    if natalie likes hairy hippie boys then dosen't it stand to reason that she too keeps her lady business "au natural?"
    personally i like my boys to be trimmed, but not completely shave, otherwise it looks too porn-star/metrosexual. on girls i think completly bare is best.
    welcome to 2008 bitches!!



  30. 30

    It's not that bad, Perez. He's Jewish, so at least it's cut.



  31. 31

    Which right? My right or your right? Boy, penials are sooooo boring down aren't they? :P



  32. 32

    They need to trim those bush's asap



  33. 33

    they are both so little! gross!



  34. 34

    ewwwwwww. ick. gags!



  35. 35

    Get a haircut and some shaving or waxing done, and he's not bad. Impressed he's cut too. Thought for sure he wouldn't be.



  36. 36

    Now why didn't you scrawl some cavey drawings on the back of that one? pooo



  37. 37

    Anyone saying this is small is nuts. His peepee is soft therefor not erect. So erect it would be 2x-3x that size. His peepee is very long for not being erect. It's at least 6 inches soft. Hangs right down between his inner thighs and alot longer than the guy next to him.



  38. 38

    omg… what he do with a knife, seriously!



  39. 39

    EEWWWW please take this shit down asap!!



  40. 40

    how cute they are!
    so little and adorable.
    yick. they look the same dont they?



  41. 41

    Gotta wonder about all you who are saying "ewww" - is it the sight of manhood or the hair? I've seen my share, and in a relaxed state, this boy is mighty fine….



  42. 42

    I'd have dumped him too



  43. 43

    it's so unfair how guys can get THIS hairy and still bang a Natalie Portman…

  44. Anonymous says – reply to this


    44

    I prefer trimmed or shaved, myself. If I have to stop midway, to fish a 'short and curly' out of my throat, I am just going to call it a day…whether they were able to 'get off' or not.



  45. 45

    umm..EWWW



  46. 46

    HE HAS THE BUSH OF A WOMAN!



  47. 47

    Nothing wrong with that cock.



  48. 48

    Dude…someone get a razor!



  49. 49

    Re: kidA010 – amen



  50. 50

    EEEW - does this guy think it's still the 70's? Groom that shit!



  51. 51

    nicee!!!!!!!! ;)



  52. 52

    The u.s.a. is basically mentally-retarded.



  53. 53

    hot



  54. 54

    TINY



  55. 55

    They're both incredibly fucking hot. Banging these two guys back to back would be like a dream come true. *faint*



  56. 56

    looks like a normal dick to me…stupid people.
    what are they supposed to look like.



  57. 57

    umm interesting - I'm at a loss for words, but will agree that some lawn maintenance is required.



  58. 58

    That is one small dick. Sheesh. WTF, there is hope for anyone if his dude can get laid. EW



  59. 59

    gross..lol..it leans a little hahaa



  60. 60

    They should have gotten to jellywood state first. If you're gonna broadcast your junk all over, make it look a little bouncier…



  61. 61

    what is small about that? he's hung flaccid



  62. 62

    ewww



  63. 63

    Those are the tiniest dicks I have ever seen….WTF I'm Puerto Rican and those guys dicks look yella dark compare to mine…..???????? I do find that 70's pube look kind of hot….Seriously…

    Sincerely,

    Slater Granite



  64. 64

    Dark shaft and a whitish colored shroom head, wtf?



  65. 65

    like, what is wrong with him other than he has alot of hair and tatts? what is this from? an artsy or porn film? Maybe a normal relationship that just ran its course? Maybe Perez, you just are using this as a filler?



  66. 66

    Love his music though….



  67. 67

    trim your bush you nasty and small limp dicked boy!



  68. 68

    He needs some flea powder



  69. 69

    He's patch is way to out of control.



  70. 70

    Yummy, but a nice trim may be in order….



  71. 71

    Looks normal to me. Just trim it!!



  72. 72

    it looka likea turtle



  73. 73

    That's how circumcision is made.

  74. kfox says – reply to this


    74

    i'd do him



  75. 75

    I'm speechless!

  76. AMO says – reply to this


    76

    What would make you want to take a picture like that?



  77. 77

    Yeah my man is waaaaayyy bigger….lol He is too small for my liking.



  78. 78

    *VOMIT*



  79. 79

    yuck yuck yuck



  80. 80

    all natural luvin never goes outta style~ splendid indeed xo



  81. 81

    mmm so yummy i wanna suck too!



  82. 82

    While he's got that knife out, he should do some Manscaping….



  83. 83

    Oh my, a naked man, thats a reason to break up with anyone.

    Riiiiight Perez. We come to this website for advice from a moral authority.



  84. 84

    shave that fucken shit!!!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww



  85. 85

    hahahahahahahahahaa
    ahh hes jewish ill let it go this time.
    xD



  86. 86

    why are you guys so surprised about him being hairy down there…didnt you watch his video "carmensita"?



  87. 87

    One word: Manscaping!

    They need it!



  88. 88

    THAT'S NASTIER THAN ABERCRACKY!



  89. 89

    it's hard to tell when its soft perez.. anyways, those dudes needs a razor.



  90. 90

    Ew, I wouldn't have sucked on that with SaMANtha Ronsons mouth.



  91. 91

    Re: GG1000

    Hahaha. Best comment here!



  92. 92

    a little hairy and is it oddly pointy?



  93. 93

    Yeah, small. But real men don't shave. You know, real, mean, strong men. Though he doesn't look like the type. Looks like he'd fuck to the sound of new wave and the smell of incense. Zzzzz…



  94. 94

    ew haha.



  95. 95

    BOO



  96. 96

    Re: Ashlee – MINE WAS BETTER!



  97. 97

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  98. 98

    BOO!



  99. 99

    that is fuckin nasty!



  100. 100

    oh no

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