Natalie Portman Sucked On This

Filed under: Oops! > Natalie Portman

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Could this be one of the things that lead to them recently ending their relationship???

Full frontal nudie pics of Nat Port's ex-boyfriend, Devandra Banhart, have just hit the Webz.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photos!

He's the one on the right in the first pic.

Thoughts????

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    Posted: Sep 27, 2008 at 8:17 pm / Email this  »

    250 comments to “Natalie Portman Sucked On This”

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    1. 201

      Nothing to be ashamed of :)



    2. 202

      ewwwww that guy seriously needs to wax all of his hair off like, everywhere!!!! natalie can do so much better : P



    3. 203

      Not fierce……..blech!

    4. CesX says – reply to this


      204

      I think that's hot

    5. lotus says – reply to this


      205

      Devendra is a beautiful man i've listened to his music for about 3-4 years now, he has a beautiful soul, and I think he's highly attractive. i can tell he'd be about 7 inches with a hard on :) hahahahaa



    6. 206

      hot.



    7. 207

      WOAHH FRICKEN XS SIZE!



    8. 208

      hahaha small



    9. 209

      ewwww hes so hairy and stuff and it doesnt even look worth sucking lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



    10. 210

      umm, i would probably…most likely…definitely…

      suck on that



    11. 211

      yummy!



    12. 212

      At least he had the balls to show it! Good for him.



    13. 213

      EW EW EW EW EW this picture is good argument against circumcision…nasty looking dick, the unruly hair doesn't help either



    14. 214

      I already knew Portman had no acting ability. What I didn't know is that she has a Charlie Manson fetish. Damn. The most dirty, unwashed, homeless piece of shit that you can think of, thinks that dude needs a bath.



    15. 215

      Okay, I'll admit I've seen many a peen over the years, and for being flaccid, his isn't really that small. It looks awfully skinny, though. The other guy… yeah, not so impressed.



    16. 216

      Boys must not have learned how to trim the nono zone. =[



    17. 217

      ill no one wants to see a pictures of penus why did i click on it? what am i doing leaving comments too? oh well

    18. haza says – reply to this


      218

      Seriously, the guy is fucking gorgeous. There is a reason Natalie Ho-bag was with him for 7 months. She usually goes through men like matchsticks. If it weren’t big 'N tasty hard, she wouldn't have bothered.

      Rejoicing in the Hands is one of the best albums of the 2000's and Dev is fucking sexy. Y'all be hating, yo.



    19. 219

      ok?



    20. 220

      Perez If I took a photo of you naked and posted it online inviting anyone to comment (and prompting comments about the size) would you say I was a good person?



    21. 221

      Thats just nasty!Havent they heard of a razor or sissors.



    22. 222

      shugatitz [125] says: haha u r funny!!
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      More accurate than funny.



    23. 223

      Welllllllllll, at least he's circumcised. Me no likey uncircumcised torpedos. :(



    24. 224

      zzzzz[[[[[[[[[[[[ nazta zhit…small cockz ]]]]]]]]]]]]zzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…hey lettyB….☺☺]]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



    25. 225

      This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, or will ever see. If I was hittin' that, I would never want for anything again in my life.



    26. 226

      Re: haza
      word.



    27. 227

      Needs a trim!

    28. Joy says – reply to this


      228

      I can smell the patchouli and BO from here…



    29. 229

      Damn!!! I'm hung like a shetland pony compared to that needle dick.



    30. 230

      That is why I stick to Latin guys. Size matters.

      And she got out just in time. The man is DISGUSTING.



    31. 231

      that shit looks dirty



    32. 232

      wow. someone get that man a weed whacker



    33. 233

      EWWWWW. One word. SHAVE



    34. 234

      yuck!



    35. 235

      well he's cut, so it's not the Jewish thing…



    36. 236

      YUCK! Ever hear of a razor?!?!



    37. 237

      famous cock is no diff than anyone eles… but it seems alittle to hairy…



    38. 238

      shave the bush.

      bush sucks.



    39. 239

      pencil dicks.



    40. 240

      hahaha, awesome



    41. 241

      Hot!



    42. 242

      Maybe a razor for christmas



    43. 243

      can we say nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    44. Eli says – reply to this


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      ALL guys are small when they're not hard! It's ridiculous how much those things can grow;-)



    45. 245

      wow wax one time buddy. Nat likes her men fuzzzzzzzziiiiiieee.



    46. 246

      Ok, I don't get it. For what reason were these pictures taken?



    47. 247

      I Think He's Beautiful….



    48. 248

      That is sexy, a little manscaping and I'd be good to go… PS that is not small I'd bet at least 7"+



    49. 249

      Where's a weed whacker when you need one?



    50. 250

      It looks very normal, except all the hair. GO HUNGARIAN. Hairless wonders. (:

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