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"Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant "

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Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant

PORTLAND, Ore. - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.

The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills.

Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

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78 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. 1

    priceless. hahaha too funny.

  2. 2

    wowwww haha! (:

  3. 3

    how can that happen?

  4. 4

    im sorry, whats going on here?

    oh ok. ha.

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    perez, that story has been out for day.

  8. eho11 says – reply to this


    was he a lady too before???

  9. 9

    Fucking revolting!!

  10. 10

    woahhhh didnt think it was possible

  11. 11

    Whatever happened to the "Pregnant Man" who was not really a man, but a woman with a waxing problem, who therefore, never really accomplished anything?

  12. 12

    TOP8!..Umm Okay…Wowowow.What da hell is going on with all these damn pregnant MEN!DAMN I THOUGHT WOMEN WAS POSED TO GET PREGGERS.URGHHHHHH QUIT DIS SHIT OUT DAMN LAMO

  13. 13

    LMAO poor guy!

  14. 14

    Re: desert_rose
    he has a daughter she so cute

  15. 15

    Wait what? lol.

  16. 16

    Typical.. people in Portland SUCK

  17. 17

    So then, he has to have female organs and be transvestite or something like that man/former woman who kept his/her female organs intact. Otherwise this is ludicrous as it's simply not possible to carry a child without 'entry in' via a vagina and a uterus to hold the growing baby…. Sure this wasn't in one of those junk papers that say 95 year old great grammy or 6 year old child give birth to own twin?? There is no possible way this is possible… Revolting news at best! m.ct.

  18. 18

    This proves people give medical personnel more credit that they are due.

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  20. 20

    wait…. what? that was a little unclear….

  21. 21

    wowww guys.. read the story. it's not REAL.. it was a computer error.
    funny though!

  22. 22

    i think i would've pissed myself if i was that man

  23. 23

    haha thats really funny

  24. 24

    oh tru

  25. 25

    Man oh man. Hospitals are scary places sometimes, eh? lol
    This story is hilarious. Can you imagine the look on his face when he got that paperwork? I bet it was priceless.

  26. 26

    WTF??? maybe he was a woman before..if he wasnt then damn that's soo creepy…

  27. 27

    -Mmm-Can we say that semen got really far! lol's

  28. 28

    So it was a computer error?? Wow. They totally didn't make that really clear in the story. Great journalism there guys. Awesome job.

  29. 29

    That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard.

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    Huh? I'm confused. So, a 71 year old MAN got pregnant? :| Did "he" have a vagina in a previous life or something? Also, if the dude in the pic is supposed to be him, well… he doesn't look 71 to me. :\ Wtf? I don't get it. Can someone explain to me!? lmao

  33. 33

    Re: LaLaLie – Oooh. I still don't get it. LOL That whole story made no sense to me. :\

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  35. 35

    Re: Cayman Gal
    it was a mistake, of course it's not true

  36. 36

    WTH? Is he transgendered? If not, that's awesome!

  37. 37

    I love how all the people writing comments really think this guy is pregnant and didn't bother to read the article, lol!

  38. Anonymous says – reply to this


    GOOD GOD, people….haven't you ANY sense? This is NOT a true story! I am so tired damned tired of people taking everything they read/hear at 'face value'.
    Put your common sense, the knowledge bestowed upon you and your 'street smarts' to good use…you will be amazed.
    I just don't understand some of the idiocy, in this great World of ours.

  39. 39

    I hope grandpa has birth bearing hips.

  40. 40

    what the faaaack
    how does that happen .. ? :S

  41. 41

    wow, thats sooooooooo fake!

  42. 42

    Cookie, what are you saying is fake? The story says the old man wasn't really pregnant, it was a computer error at the hospital.
    If you're talking about that picture though, it's definitely real. That guy was the first transgendered man to get pregnant. He gave birth earlier this year.

  43. Anonymous says – reply to this


    Re: Dynamic Czar – You are an idiot.

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    Re: CassyWilliams-xo – Ummmm cassy hun, I'm going to type this very slowly: R-E-A-D T-H-E S-T-O-R-Y. Hilton put the pregnant "man" pic there as a goof. The whole story is that some 71 year old guy got the information from wrong paperwork from an ER or doctor visit. The scary thing is the paperwork says the guy is PG then gives him pain pills. Obviously the guy wasn't pregnant. Study a little harder and maybe you can be the next VP candidate Cassy, it seems like you're halfway there already.

  45. 45

    aaaaaaaaaand most of you have no abilities in reading comprehension whatsoever. tada!

  46. 46

    Oh, I thought that it was going to be REAL, not some wacky medical mix up. If it had been, then that would prove that EVERYBODY but me is having sex.

  47. 47

    okay that's wrong

  48. 48

    I love all the idiots commenting without reading the whole article first..

  49. 49

    the person who entered that must be really stupid and really careless to make that mistake. makes me wonder if s/he was paying attention at all - most workers in the er are too busy chatting and goofing around to pay attention to the patients.

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    No, no, really, he gave birth and I adopted the hermaphrodite baby!

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  54. 54

    so a man got pregnant?? i dont g et it… please explaine perez?

  55. 55

    Just wondering if he is pregnant AGAIN? because he has already had one kid just recently…

  56. 56

    haha that is the hospital my mom was born at
    that is weird/funny

  57. 57

    Chill people! I read in the papers that this is a woman whom is gay and wants to have a baby with her partner! ITS A WOMAN~!

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  59. 59

    No it's not true you idiots, read the article before you post!

  60. 60

    Am I the only one that thinks that pic is disturbing??

  61. 61

    Thats not funy, it's scary

  62. 62

    I saw we make a small island and call it "freak land" and put all these people on it. Perez can run the boat.

  63. 63

    That poor old man, i'm suprised he didnt have a heart attack!

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  65. 65

    Re: Cayman Gal – Did you even read the article, it said they got the information mixed up.

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  67. 67

    what the fuck, i bet he almost had a heart attack lmao

  68. 68

    three words.

    don't hire interns.

  69. 69

    I wouldn't post such banal articles, Perez.

  70. 70

    Must be something in the Oregon waters…watch out men!

  71. 71

    Is this for real?
    what's next!?
    will they get periods???

  72. nisa says – reply to this


    AHAHAHAHAHA u serious!

  73. 73

    WOW…… why would you even give him the news w/out double checking the impossible. buffoons!!

  74. 74

    omg deja vu

  75. 75

    what is worst? that he is a man or that he is 71???? scare!

  76. 76

    hahahahaha my kid was born at that same hospital

  77. 77

    Did you guys even read the article? He's not really pregnant.


  78. 78

    WHOA! well atlest there was an explanation