Another Crazy Spring/Summer 2009 Shoe
Filed under: Fashion Smashion
Watch those nose jobs, (rich) fashionistas!
We 'fear' there'll be lots of Park Avenue/Hollywood red carpet face plant stories heading our way in the spring.
Next season's shoes are sky high!
The latest pair of shoes to commanded attention popped up at the Christian Dior show in Paris on Monday.
What do you think?
We've named them the babymomma shoe.
Doesn't the heel look like a pagan fertility god idol?
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: September 29, 2008 at 7:15 pm
actually perez…
it's called
FOOT SURGERY
been there from
fucking high heels
not fun, not fun at all……….
i kinda like em! in a freakish sorta way..
Re: amylala – you poor thang! i love my hooker heels!
loves the " " on fear LMAO… those are kinda fierce, tho, i admit. =))
not
I wonder who will be ballsy enough this upcoming year to wear those!!
why are my comments not posting!
I'VE BEEN BANNED!!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 –
what i posted and it never posted….
i loves me a pair of FMP's….just not these….
just seems weird to be sporting a heel
made up of mama to 2's preg body……
love themmmm
Really, really cute but also instruments of torture obviously thought up by some sadistic male. Dumbass designers are definitely in cahoots with foot surgeons, orthopedic surgeons, and chiropractors.
Re: ChihuahuaBama –
oh, live life. you may be surprised what is in store for you if you wear
something like this!!
I love those.
I'm fairly short so I wear lots of heels, but these make me nervous…
Super cute; not sure if I'm into the fertility goddess heel though, kinda tacky. These would totally rock if they had that silver heel, only normal.
Venus of Willendorf!!!!
Re: amylala –
I never said I wouldn't wear them!
those are HOT
it's the new hooker heel! forget about clear heels- those days are over unless your only worth $20 per job..lol
you have to be talented to manage walkin in those things! ow ow ow.
good for the runway, bad for the real world.
Pay thousands to break joor ankles???
Only trannies could pull that chit off!
La Coacha from ChismeTime.com
i think they look like a piece of shit.
OUCH
I'd wear them!
um, its actually called a fertility goddess. she has tittays and a rotund pregnant belly. so god would be pan or the phallus/lingum. how bout that? and also, heels destroy your foot tendons and ankles. soooooooo bad for the body, but i guess it makes the female form more sexy and thus the fertility icon on the heel????? lmaowtfrofl
I love gaudy hooker heels!
Ah, no way. I like them on other people!
Those are hideous
Love it!!!
Wayyyy UGG and physiologically unfriendly.
Stupid girls, line up to be the first!!!!!
Why don't they just name these the "Jenna Jameson" trashy fuckme up the poop shute sandal-pumps…???
Only tramps trundle around in trashy pink and shiny shit like this. Whether they're an honest outward tramp, or a hidden, introverted closet tramp.
OHHHHHH I LIKE!
Isn't that heel modeled after that statue of a prego Britney ?
25 So bad! 46!!
The heel is silly, but I LOVE the pink suede and the silver strappiness. I'd probably put some kind of Greek design on these sandals, or something more geometric and tribal. But it's about time someone started giving heels the attention they deserve!
It looks just like the Venus of Villandorf! (Might be 'Willandorf")- a pre-historic sculpture, it's unclear what the Venus was made/used for, but it's believed that she was a fertility symbol for the particular culture which created her.
Re: Mikey Glitter –
AH THERE!! I really ought to read these comments before I go posting my own.
I guess it IS a W, not a V for Willendorf.
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I LOVE SKY HIGH SHOE!!! we wear them and love them in nyc!!!!!!
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the heel is gross but everything else is alright
I dont like them at all they are ugly the shoe is not bad but the heel wreaks the whole
shoe.
looks good but you can hardly walk with them..they should make some very hot ones witch you can walk in for hours. Becuse its impossible to walk with those gordges heels ..5 min and ur feet starts to hurt
those things are fucking hideous!! you'd have to be an idiot to seriously wear those!
HIDEOUS! I sense lots more law-suits, all because of foot injuries caused by wearing these heels!
I dont know how people like those things.
Those are as awful as crocs
My eyes hurt
omg I loooove them but it's kinda sad that people are still buying expensive designer things with the way the ecomony is. You would think people would save their money for the future
big joke. lolz
The heel should be a man's form…after all it is a Woman walking in/On them.
Re: MsDoloD81 – Ballsy? how about stupid enough to wear these.