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"Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut
Patient claims he couldn't defecate for 17 days"
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Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut
Patient claims he couldn't defecate for 17 days
A West Virginia man is suing a Frederick County, Md., doctor for allegedly stapling his rectum shut during an operation, preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days, The Baltimore Examiner reported.
The mistake allegedly took place when Ronald Watkins, 64, had surgery for a rectal tumor, according to his lawsuit.
Dr. Manuel Casiano's lawyer said Watkins' bowels merely became "swollen shut," The Baltimore Examiner reported.
Since the surgery, Watkins experiences "rectal discharge" and must wipe 12 to 15 times a day, and he has had other procedures that otherwise would have been unnecessary, according to his attorneys.
The defense said Watkins' smoking two packs a day contributed to his bowel problems, The Baltimore Examiner reported.
only in west by gosh virginia
I know a girl who had her butt sewed shut coz of a shitbag on her side from colon cancer. She was 23 when she got the surgery. Sick.
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
Theres something in my eye!
Re: mama of 2 –
you're funny
say mccain
say mcain
sarah baracuda
is gonna do it 4/ya
shez not playin gamez
yayayaya yayayayay ayayaya ayayayayayayay
Poor guy. Shitty for him.
yucky.
Ugh thats horrible!!
What affect did it have on his sex life?
Re: harrybalsac – did you get it?
Re: crotchrocket – Is it true that everyone in W.Va. has the same DNA?
this might be my last week to get on perezhilton.
Re: mama of 2 – The brown eye that stinks ,not the one that winks!
That sucks ass!
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – you so crazy:)
Re: harrybalsac – ummm…
yuck.
i'm bored today.
tell me a story.
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – no!
why?
morning .
SO THATS WHY ANDY27 HASNT BEEN ON IN AWHILE.
Frederick Memorial Hospital is probably one of the dirtiest hospitals I've ever been in in my life. I went there when I was in college in Frederick and there were bloody sharps, gaze, and other used medical supplies on the floor in the exam room. The state of a town's hospital says a lot about the state of the town's doctors. I'm not surprised a doctor in Frederick would mess up big time. He shoudl have gone to Shady Grove or somewhere in Silver Spring
not a nice breakfast time story
refresh.
Only in West Virginia. Perhaps his sister could loosen it up for him.
MCSTAIN'S NOT ONLY ADDICTED TO PREPARATION H BUT TO GAMBLING, TOO!
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"GAMBLING'S ONLY A PROBLEM WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR OWN MONEY AND CAN'T AFFORD TO. FORTUNATELY FOR MCSTAIN, SIN-DY'S PURSE IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT–AND ALWAYS WILL BE AS LONG AS THERE ARE ALCOHOLICS FOR HER BEER DISTRIBUTING COMPANY TO EXPLOIT AND DESTROY."
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IT'S TIME FOR MCSTAIN TO CHECK INTO A NURSING HOME–NOT THE OVAL OFFICE.
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GET REAL, DARLINGS, WOULD YOU LET HIM DRIVE???
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FORTUNATELY HE DOESN'T HAVE TO–NOT AS LONG AS THERE'S 99 CENT QUARTS OF BREW BEING SOLD IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS!!!!!
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That's gross.
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaally gross.
Ya wanna talk about not taking a shit for seventeen days, and then letting it rip…that is what the halftimes of Superbowls have turned into. When they have a bunch of teenyboppers jumping around to whatever geezer they parade out to perform. Why don't they let Joe Francis choreograph a halftime. A big orgy in the mosh pit would be swell!
KIINNKKYY!!!!!!
eww
Wow, what an asshole…
Blah
TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh. Nice.
Poor man, I hope he's feeling better now!
How very "Choke" of him.
Re: Yellow Peeps – No he wishes it would have been shitty! lol
Re: harrybalsac –
Most deffy.
I think this may have been what happened to McCain….its been longer than 17 days…i think hes ready to blow!!!!!!!!!
butt seriously (lol, butt) i feel bad for the guy!…deff a med malpractice suit!!!