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Halloween came a bit early in Cincinnati, Ohio, this year.
It's utter chaos! Hee Hee.
Police in Middletown arrested a lady Monday night who was seen acting erratically.
While wearing a cow suit!
Seriously.
Michelle Allen was allegedly in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and was chasing children while wearing her cow suit!!!!
CRAZY!
Oh, and she also urinated on a neighbor's front porch.
Very ladylike, indeed.
Allen was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct.
According to police, she talked back to them and even threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
On Tuesday morning, Allen appeared in court, still wearing the costume.
As of today, it's still not clear why she was dressed as a cow.
We kind of feel a little bad for her.
Odds are that bovine is literally crazy.
Mad cow disease!
i'm so proud! i've got family there…..
i thought that was a dude….
does she have holes in the costume? how does she pee out of that thing?! maybe it's a kinky cow!
i'm gonna get one of those outfits and wear it for my hunny's bday tomorrow.
!!! that is too funny. i thought it was a guy.
damn. thats just mean, they couldnt take the suit off before takin the pic??
heat's back biatches!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO that is so great, i love crazies, and i def thought that was aman when i saw the pic
Re: torrrieB – at least take off the hat….
i need an update to this story….i'm gonna wonder all day….WHY
mental. she needs help.
unfortunitly most mental ppl are locked up and stay there until something drastic happends then it is decieded by the courts
Chocolate milk!
You know, Mario, you fucktard, if you had said it's "udder" chaos, that would have been a lame-but-funny joke. God…I hate it when illegal aliens fucking try to be funny and then fuck up the mother tongue.
Roberts dairy! how do you make it taste…like shit! hee hee hee.
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – yay ur back!
And people make fun of Hamilton! Crack is wack!
Re: harrybalsac – LOL
and now i gotta go again…dang it! too much to do today. i'll be back in just a bit. can't go too long without checkin in~!
mad cow disease…. thats funny
I thought Amin was dead.
FUCK, LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT ONE!!!!
next!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Bye baby.muah!
I mean, jeez, Mario. Udders are cow titties. Look in the fucking mirror…it's not like you don't have a set yourself, you big, bloated, cow-titty-having turd-burglar.
WHAT THE HELL…. a cow outfit! lmao
OMG
i love it.
absolutely love it.
it's the first time i've
seen my mom since she left….
Re: torrrieB –
not really, but he tries.
…awwww! That li'l Gary Coleman is always getting into one kind of mischeif or another! "One Fine Day" he will get the help that he needs.
fuckin' A
amen
halle-fuckin'lujah
i gots me a
NEW AVATAR!!
she's cute. can you hire her for children's parties?
Someone call PETA,
this bovine is being abused!
.
(Mad cow disease is a great line,
darn, I wish i would have thought of that!!
FUNNY!!!!!! A perez classic)
udder*
if you're gonna make a pun, spell it right, idiot. UDDER, not utter. ha!
wow. that bitch is pretty ugly
oh i can't wait!
i love her. good stuff
SEXUAL!
The pun would have been "udder" chaos.
lmfao
Was she holding up a sign that read "EAT MOR CHIKIN"?
Too funny !
"GOT MILK?" SERIOUSLY? HOW CLICHE CAN YOU GET. WOW MUST BE YOUR WORST "JOKE" EVER. IF I SEE "GOT _______?" EVER AGAIN I'M GOING TO PISS SEA URCHINS.
Re: Gucci Bag –
now, that was funny.
mad cow reference, not so much so
lmao!!! (cocaine is a hell of a drug)
Damn! I live in Cincy and I didn't hear about it. I need to watch the news more often…..
Allen appeared in court, still wearing the costume.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
middletwon is not cincinnati perez, it's 45 min away, your making us look like shit
got to be from bama!
hahahahahahah
i love america
oh yea….those kids are probably scarred for life.
imagine THAT chasing you.
Put the bitch out to pasture!
omg lmao i wonder what that beeaych was on
mad cow disease?
what if u were the kid getting chased by a giant woman wearing a cow costume? hahaha counceling anyone?
I literally laughed out loud!
another Obama supporter
I wish I had arrested her!!! I'm sick of arresting People for Domestic Voilence!!! This would be soooooooooooooooo much better!
They crazy stuff always happens close to home!
a co-worker emailed this to me - i literally laughed until i was sobbing - i can barely look at this picture - my husband wore this at halloween a long time ago - this is soooooo funny!
When did Michelle Obama get arrested???
lol! this is the funniest thing i've seen all day
this lady just got .75 off me…then the next day she came walking down my street still wearing the cow suit!…my husband asked her why she was wearing the costume and she said she was part of a haunted house!!…lol…well, we have to have someone around to keep us amused…
thats hilarious!
Gucci Bag has a point. I've seen people wear cow costumes at (Chick Fil A) to get free meals. I guess Chick Fil A has promotions like that.
give me my head back
i thought that was a guy… i wanna know why she is wearing a cow costume. she's already pretty hefty it seems… i wonder what the neighbor did to make her piss on their porch. in high school a friend of mine got dumped, so he went to the bitch's house and had a shit on her porch. i drove the get away car.
best part was that she lived in a REALLY rich neighborhood. i miss high school…
hee this is too funny. but sad too. she must be schizo.
i love the people who live where i live!!!
lol… Makes me feel proud to live only 10 minutes away from where she was arrested….. I love our crazies! =]
I am actually from Middletown, Ohio and this woman is well-known as BOOGER MICHELLE!!