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Showing Us How It's Done!

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Francophilia

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We just don't know how she does it!

Miz Dita Von Teese always manages to look exquisite.

The flawless beauty has been spotted around France attending the various fashion shows this week.

And each time she's out, she looks even better.

Tuesday night (above), Dita attended the Jean Paul Gaultier show, and she showed up looking ferosh.

But, more importantly, her hair is looking soooo good!

It's something only Dita could make look good.

We just don't know how she does it!

[Image via WENN.]

76 comments to “Showing Us How It's Done!”



  1. 1

    last night
    a monkey named
    obama
    showed me how it
    was done….
    and i am still recovering



  2. 2

    pretty.



  3. 3

    Great Coat.



  4. 4

    L:ike a Ghost,DAYUM!



  5. 5

    Re: wanna milk me?? – Bananarama!



  6. 6

    yep



  7. 7

    Dita can do no wrong.



  8. 8

    OK, enough. This woman is absolute D-List Nobody. From now on I scroll right through these posts.



  9. 9

    She's fab and all, but Perez, you need to stop cumming all over yourself every time you see her picture. She's never gonna be your fag hag. SHE'S WAY TO CLASSY FOR THAT.

  10. poet says – reply to this


    10

    OMG, Beautiful!



  11. 11

    shes the hottest…



  12. 12

    So beautiful. Love her!!!



  13. 13

    WTF?? she looks like a freaking mummy.. no one wants to look like that , Sorry!
    She needs to be put in that wax museum and put out of her misery



  14. 14

    stunning, fabulous and LIBERAL! love her



  15. 15

    love the suit!



  16. 16

    I'll tell you how she does it. She doesn't have kids. She can devote every hour of her day to herself, her image and her shows.



  17. 17

    Pretty indeed, but alas, poor creature has man hands.



  18. 18

    yuck. another woman addicted to too much make up. Get some sun.



  19. 19

    I thought she looked better with the dildo in that porn that she made. More natural. Take off the makeup.



  20. 20

    She's gorgeous is such a unique way. Very classic gothic style.



  21. 21

    Re: ItsAHit

    Ummmm. DVT is the Queen of Burlesque. She's traveled the world, written hit books, sold out shows. How is that D-list? D-list is more like Kim Kardashian.



  22. 22

    Is it me or does she look like a tranny? She is lovely, but sort of a parody of a woman.



  23. 23

    Whther you love her or hate or dont care…She does have really nice hair it looks very soft and shiny. Im sure she never uses styling products and hardly brushes it. One of my friends has really long hair and says she never combs it or puts anything in it.Her make up is flawless in the wya that it has no smudges or smears but its not really my style. To each their own.



  24. 24

    That's something my granny would wear.



  25. 25

    Don't like the makeup. Looks like she's about to perform Kabuki theatre in white face. BUT LOVE THE SUIT, flawless.



  26. 26

    why is she famous? and she really isnt that good looking, im sorry but i dont get the whole pale as milk thing, i think its totally unattractive.



  27. 27

    I dont not find her attractive one bit.



  28. 28

    She looks like a housewife from the 1940's. Not hot.



  29. 29

    With Ms Von Teese it's getting to the point if you saw her three years ago there is no need to see her anymore. Girlfriend is sorely in need of an update or a new stylist. B-O-R-I-N-G



  30. 30

    I know how she looks so flawless. She paints a whole new face over top her existing one.



  31. 31

    Re: emstee22

    Queen of Burlesque.



  32. 32

    ya you know what makes her even more unattractive and no man with any self respect would ever touch her? Marilyn Manson'
    Just like twat jenna jamisom
    with her piss poor excuse of a man, yes water-head Tito, HA! Look at his pathetic ass with that women, sorry ass!!!!



  33. 33

    She spends HOURS getting ready to go out. THAT is how she does it.



  34. 34

    Has anyone ever noticed that she sort of has the potato head thing going on too?!

  35. Jex says – reply to this


    35

    Perfection in the raw.



  36. 36

    She's looking a bit Joan Crawford-ish in this picture.



  37. 37

    I believe its all feeling confident in how you look, she is a amazing timeless beauty, but she is not typicallu beautiful. If you could bottle her poise and grace, we would not have coochie flasers among us…lol

    Seriuosly tho..she si the definition of "lady"



  38. 38

    Does she pay you to talk about her? Yawn…who cares about this chica



  39. 39

    She's a little too "Rumer Willis" looking for me . . .

    They couldn't both be in the same room, potato-head city!



  40. 40

    ew, i think she's f'n ugly.



  41. 41

    She looks like a man in a lot of her photos.



  42. 42

    GROSS! Perez what is going through your mind when you write those things about her????? She's ugly and white as a ghost.



  43. 43

    Man, I love this woman! So classy and beautiful!!!



  44. 44

    she looks like the fuckin joker.. shes not hot



  45. 45

    Her skin is also always flawless
    I'm jealous



  46. 46

    She's a bit overrated for me…
    She has always looked like a clown, and people act like she's a God or something.



  47. 47

    She always looks fabulous, love the 1940s look.



  48. 48

    shes beautiful, always classy and sophisticated. She has a great sense of style. Pardon her is shes too "boring" for you by not flashy her cooch, drunk driving, and acting like a normal soca girl with fake blonde hair, and a tan.



  49. 49

    Re: The Warden – GOOD ONE!!



  50. 50

    its not Halloween yet



  51. 51

    Why are you sooooo amazed at how good she looks all the time, Perez? She doesn't DO anything except attend events and be photographed.



  52. 52

    Re: Jex – the avitar is sooo original…



  53. 53

    I sort of feel bad for her now because she can't leave the house without looking this way. No tank top and jeans to run to the drugstore. The maintenance has to be unreal.



  54. 54

    Re: Tinalouise
    You re WRONG - cause ME, I would absolutely LOVE to look like that! :-)

  55. Rynne says – reply to this


    55

    She would be so cute if she didn't have such an ugly face.



  56. 56

    I she channeling Joan Crawford?



  57. 57

    She looks like a pasty white cheap knock version of Jennifer Tilly. The Goth look is sooo 90's. Once again Perez shows his lack of taste.



  58. 58

    Thank God for Dita, or the whole world would look like the girl next door. Yuk!
    Creation and fiction = intelligence, when also esthetic, then its absolute divine…
    Shes a dreamgirl personified :)



  59. 59

    She tries too hard and looks like a clown. Someone needs to tell her that she is not Ava Gardner, does not look like Ava Gardner, so stop trying to.



  60. 60

    she looks terrible.



  61. 61

    what's so appealing about this woman???



  62. 62

    I love her, she is gorgeous!



  63. 63

    She needs a buccal lipectomy.



  64. 64

    fucking disgusting



  65. 65

    ewwww. she doesn't even look like a real person. kinda creepy.



  66. 66

    Amazing fashionista.



  67. 67

    Dita von teese is a fashion icon.I love her look classyamd she is beautiful.More people should follow her style.



  68. 68

    "has been spotted around France"???? Fashion shows take place in PARIS city, which is the capital of FRANCE, a country!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!



  69. 69

    RE: giddygirl
    How can you possibly call Dita a fashion icon? All is is doing is modelling her "style" on the screen sirens of the 30-60's. That's hardly what I would call a style
    icon,more like a style copycat. How you can call someone an icon that is doing something that has already been done is beyond me. Much less look up to a
    person that would have sex with a shoe?? What are you retarded or something? I'm am sure you have to be somewhat smart to know how to use a computer, so do yourself a favor and find someone else who might actually be worthy of looking up to. She may wear nice looking clothes once in a while but she is afterall nothing more than a damn stripper.



  70. 70

    Love the suit.



  71. 71

    Classy.I was surprised on UK TV to hear her say she is actually blond !! And she does her hair 4 times a day..wow… bit OCD.



  72. 72

    Lay off the makeup!



  73. 73

    did she used to be a man? i see her a lot but have no idea what she does >.

  74. Hmmmm says – reply to this


    74

    She is flawless.



  75. 75

    Perez you're insane.
    not only is she a nobody,
    she looks like a tranny



  76. 76

    Does this woman have any BLOOD in her veins? Or is she taking this whole "Twilight" series a little too seriously?!? Man, she needs to see some SUN!