Showing Us How It's Done!

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We just don't know how she does it!

Miz Dita Von Teese always manages to look exquisite.

The flawless beauty has been spotted around France attending the various fashion shows this week.

And each time she's out, she looks even better.

Tuesday night (above), Dita attended the Jean Paul Gaultier show, and she showed up looking ferosh.

But, more importantly, her hair is looking soooo good!

It's something only Dita could make look good.

We just don't know how she does it!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm / Email this »

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76 comments to “Showing Us How It's Done!”

wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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last night
a monkey named
obama
showed me how it
was done….
and i am still recovering
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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pretty.
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Great Coat.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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L:ike a Ghost,DAYUM!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – Bananarama!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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yep
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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Dita can do no wrong.
ItsAHit says – reply to this

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OK, enough. This woman is absolute D-List Nobody. From now on I scroll right through these posts.
Honey Rider says – reply to this

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She's fab and all, but Perez, you need to stop cumming all over yourself every time you see her picture. She's never gonna be your fag hag. SHE'S WAY TO CLASSY FOR THAT.
poet says – reply to this

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OMG, Beautiful!
tweety_waty says – reply to this

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shes the hottest…
DirtyPrettyThing says – reply to this

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So beautiful. Love her!!!
Tinalouise says – reply to this

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WTF?? she looks like a freaking mummy.. no one wants to look like that , Sorry!
She needs to be put in that wax museum and put out of her misery
PLainJane82 says – reply to this

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stunning, fabulous and LIBERAL! love her
LettyB says – reply to this

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love the suit!
stacestace says – reply to this

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I'll tell you how she does it. She doesn't have kids. She can devote every hour of her day to herself, her image and her shows.
getbentex says – reply to this

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Pretty indeed, but alas, poor creature has man hands.
UGLY=PEREZ says – reply to this

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yuck. another woman addicted to too much make up. Get some sun.
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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I thought she looked better with the dildo in that porn that she made. More natural. Take off the makeup.
Laura6661 says – reply to this

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She's gorgeous is such a unique way. Very classic gothic style.
Laura6661 says – reply to this

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Re: ItsAHit –

Ummmm. DVT is the Queen of Burlesque. She's traveled the world, written hit books, sold out shows. How is that D-list? D-list is more like Kim Kardashian.
sweetshrimp says – reply to this

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Is it me or does she look like a tranny? She is lovely, but sort of a parody of a woman.
JenBunny711 says – reply to this

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Whther you love her or hate or dont care…She does have really nice hair it looks very soft and shiny. Im sure she never uses styling products and hardly brushes it. One of my friends has really long hair and says she never combs it or puts anything in it.Her make up is flawless in the wya that it has no smudges or smears but its not really my style. To each their own.
AmySteakhouse says – reply to this

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That's something my granny would wear.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Don't like the makeup. Looks like she's about to perform Kabuki theatre in white face. BUT LOVE THE SUIT, flawless.
emstee22 says – reply to this

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why is she famous? and she really isnt that good looking, im sorry but i dont get the whole pale as milk thing, i think its totally unattractive.
Fashionista007 says – reply to this

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I dont not find her attractive one bit.
Exiegurl says – reply to this

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She looks like a housewife from the 1940's. Not hot.
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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With Ms Von Teese it's getting to the point if you saw her three years ago there is no need to see her anymore. Girlfriend is sorely in need of an update or a new stylist. B-O-R-I-N-G
MissJP says – reply to this

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I know how she looks so flawless. She paints a whole new face over top her existing one.
Laura6661 says – reply to this

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Re: emstee22 –

Queen of Burlesque.
witchywomn says – reply to this

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ya you know what makes her even more unattractive and no man with any self respect would ever touch her? Marilyn Manson'
Just like twat jenna jamisom
with her piss poor excuse of a man, yes water-head Tito, HA! Look at his pathetic ass with that women, sorry ass!!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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She spends HOURS getting ready to go out. THAT is how she does it.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Has anyone ever noticed that she sort of has the potato head thing going on too?!
Jex says – reply to this

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Perfection in the raw.
AndyXXVII says – reply to this

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She's looking a bit Joan Crawford-ish in this picture.
Amanda:) says – reply to this

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I believe its all feeling confident in how you look, she is a amazing timeless beauty, but she is not typicallu beautiful. If you could bottle her poise and grace, we would not have coochie flasers among us…lol

Seriuosly tho..she si the definition of "lady"
Frogger says – reply to this

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Does she pay you to talk about her? Yawn…who cares about this chica
Gucci Bag says – reply to this

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She's a little too "Rumer Willis" looking for me . . .

They couldn't both be in the same room, potato-head city!
Missa2152 says – reply to this

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ew, i think she's f'n ugly.
JOhNiEBOi says – reply to this

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She looks like a man in a lot of her photos.
Cat1220 says – reply to this

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GROSS! Perez what is going through your mind when you write those things about her????? She's ugly and white as a ghost.
machinegunbaby says – reply to this

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Man, I love this woman! So classy and beautiful!!!
UberBling says – reply to this

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she looks like the fuckin joker.. shes not hot
britney's vagina says – reply to this

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Her skin is also always flawless
I'm jealous
Jumperchu says – reply to this

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She's a bit overrated for me…
She has always looked like a clown, and people act like she's a God or something.
katekatemeow says – reply to this

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She always looks fabulous, love the 1940s look.
katekatemeow says – reply to this

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shes beautiful, always classy and sophisticated. She has a great sense of style. Pardon her is shes too "boring" for you by not flashy her cooch, drunk driving, and acting like a normal soca girl with fake blonde hair, and a tan.
karma13 says – reply to this

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Re: The Warden – GOOD ONE!!
Yosemite~girl~stuck~in~Hawaii says – reply to this

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its not Halloween yet
sf_lupa says – reply to this

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Why are you sooooo amazed at how good she looks all the time, Perez? She doesn't DO anything except attend events and be photographed.
Honey Rider says – reply to this

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Re: Jex – the avitar is sooo original…
Amphitrite says – reply to this

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I sort of feel bad for her now because she can't leave the house without looking this way. No tank top and jeans to run to the drugstore. The maintenance has to be unreal.
Bavaria says – reply to this

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Re: Tinalouise –
You re WRONG - cause ME, I would absolutely LOVE to look like that!
Rynne says – reply to this

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She would be so cute if she didn't have such an ugly face.
Bearsrus says – reply to this

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I she channeling Joan Crawford?
kelliek says – reply to this

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She looks like a pasty white cheap knock version of Jennifer Tilly. The Goth look is sooo 90's. Once again Perez shows his lack of taste.
Master B says – reply to this

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Thank God for Dita, or the whole world would look like the girl next door. Yuk!
Creation and fiction = intelligence, when also esthetic, then its absolute divine…
Shes a dreamgirl personified
janebird says – reply to this

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She tries too hard and looks like a clown. Someone needs to tell her that she is not Ava Gardner, does not look like Ava Gardner, so stop trying to.
danaaaaleigh says – reply to this

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she looks terrible.
Cerette says – reply to this

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what's so appealing about this woman???
Keylailah says – reply to this

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I love her, she is gorgeous!
migemo says – reply to this

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She needs a buccal lipectomy.
daiisy says – reply to this

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fucking disgusting
lorelai66 says – reply to this

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ewwww. she doesn't even look like a real person. kinda creepy.
Meikko says – reply to this

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Amazing fashionista.
giddygirl says – reply to this

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Dita von teese is a fashion icon.I love her look classyamd she is beautiful.More people should follow her style.
misschoops says – reply to this

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"has been spotted around France"???? Fashion shows take place in PARIS city, which is the capital of FRANCE, a country!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!
kelliek says – reply to this

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RE: giddygirl
How can you possibly call Dita a fashion icon? All is is doing is modelling her "style" on the screen sirens of the 30-60's. That's hardly what I would call a style
icon,more like a style copycat. How you can call someone an icon that is doing something that has already been done is beyond me. Much less look up to a
person that would have sex with a shoe?? What are you retarded or something? I'm am sure you have to be somewhat smart to know how to use a computer, so do yourself a favor and find someone else who might actually be worthy of looking up to. She may wear nice looking clothes once in a while but she is afterall nothing more than a damn stripper.
mz_teak says – reply to this

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Love the suit.
Phew!!! says – reply to this

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Classy.I was surprised on UK TV to hear her say she is actually blond !! And she does her hair 4 times a day..wow… bit OCD.
Angelina3211 says – reply to this

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Lay off the makeup!
elavndrc says – reply to this

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did she used to be a man? i see her a lot but have no idea what she does >.
Hmmmm says – reply to this

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She is flawless.
Je ne ha says – reply to this

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Perez you're insane.
not only is she a nobody,
she looks like a tranny
hammernator says – reply to this

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Does this woman have any BLOOD in her veins? Or is she taking this whole "Twilight" series a little too seriously?!? Man, she needs to see some SUN!