Doing It For The Kiddies
Filed under: Anglophilia > David Beckham
The Beckhams just seem to be everywhere these days and promoting just about anything that will bring them in extra money.
So jealous!!!!
What's left for Becks and wifey to do?
Write books for kids, of course!
Aspiring writer David Beckham is selling stories aimed for seven year olds.
The books will be about a young group of footballers, those are soccer players to us in America.
It'll feature "tips, a pull-out tactics board and statistics on the game."
The first book in the series is set to be released in June 2009.
However, the publishers are already admitting that the books will NOT be written by Beckham.
A rep for Beckham says, “The David Beckham Academy is more than just David’s dream of giving children the chance to experience great football coaching, it exists to encourage all aspects of their learning and development. David is particularly pleased that The Academy has inspired a series of books that will bring children to reading through football.”
So, what's next for the Beckhams?
Maybe some orange, sunless tanning cream for that nice orange-tan look????
[Image via WENN.]



FIRST BITCHESSS!!
why does ever celebrity feel they need to put out books, clothing lines, perfume, etc cant they just stick to what there good at, entertaining, the worlds gonna be over run bu shitty name brand perfumes and ugly overpriced clothes
what's left to do is me.
Re: jjames33 – good for you.
Re: jjames33 – Well done!! Lol.
David B. is HOTT but can barely speak English let alone write it. Wonder who will ghost write DB's unintelligible spew into something legible.
Re: mama of 2 – are we the only ones left?
WE KNOW WHAT FOOTBALLERS ARE YOU DUMB FUCK!
BECKHAM IS HOT!
Re: DaLa – HE IS ENGLISH!????
at least he's not doing it to the kiddies . . . .
Re: jjames33 – WHOOAH!
he's going bald.
i want to lick him
David is balding…
Re: mandzie fukcin baby – letty's here.
i think everyone is off and on.
Maybe he should get his own hair plugs line….
WHOOAH!
thank goodness perez is here
to translate what footballers are for us.
i was sooooooooooo lost.
I can't think of anything else the zits on his forehead are distracting me….
jealous perez? sounds like it… anyway, if you think they're so great, don't shit talk, blatant or not.
Re: LettyB – my tv is busted.
i didn't get to see fringe because our other tv
my hus band was watching "a very important
baseball game"
prick.
Re: mama of 2 – I BACK FOR A BIT! DID YOU SEE THE COMMENT ABOUT BECKHAM NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH LET ALONE WRITE IT! WTF!
Re: jjames33 – make u remind perez to mail you your trophy
Re: mama of 2 – OH MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD!
As as person, David Beckham seems very nice. He has a small problem though, he left school at 16 and can hardly string a sentence together. He is in fact, embarassingly inarticulate. The fame game is so disgusting. Fact is, someone will throw together a kiddies book, put his name on it and it will sell. Us mugs will be bombarded with advertising and fall into the 'must have' trap. That's how they all get richer. Enough is enough. Yes, he deserves his money for the genuine soccer talent but this new stretch is riduculous. How he can hold his head up to this nonsense is beyond even sceptical old me!
Re: LettyB – lol i saw that hahaahahah wtf
Do I see a wonky eye on David?
REFRESH!!!!!!!!
perez=obsessed with the beckhams
they get atleast 20 posts a day on here jeesh
first??
Re: Aileen (Canada) – MY GRANDMOTHER ONLY HAS SIX GRADE EDUCATION FROM WALES AND CAN SPEAK AND WRITE ENGLISH FINE! I HAVE NEVER REALLY HEARD BECKHAM SPEAK THAT MUCH BUT ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT JUST THE ACCENT!
Re: LettyB – don't tell me a thing!!!!
i am going to watch it online tonight!!!
Re: mandzie fukcin baby – he has unhealthy obsessions with several celebs.
refresh?
Re: mama of 2 – ive noticed they include beckham, chase crawford, "zaquisha", maddona and janet jackosn……..non which i give 2 flying fucks
lettylettyletty……….been worried about you……phew
REFRESH WHOOAH!
Re: LettyB – Go onto YouTube and pick an interview. Jay Leno quite recently maybe. Beckham smiles a lot and is very charming but he has nothing to say, it's just not there. His high pitched girly voice and bad accent can be offputing but go beyond that and listen to his short sentence structures. I applaud where talent and great management has got him, no doubt about it, can't be faulted. I'm just peeved at this writing nonsence, it really is taking the piss to another level!
fresh a licous
HOT HOT PIECE!
Re: mandzie fukcin baby – the only celebs i like are the ones fucking up.
Re: mama of 2 – SAME!!
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i would love to see that huge dong dong of his.
yum
I love him!His one of the hottest men ever!!!(L)(L)(L)
David is so good looking. He seems really nice too!
goddamn he's a babe…his wife looks like a cyborg
Re: mama of 2 – BAHAHAHA! well said