Doing It For The Kiddies

Filed under: Anglophilia > David Beckham

The Beckhams just seem to be everywhere these days and promoting just about anything that will bring them in extra money.

So jealous!!!!

What's left for Becks and wifey to do?

Write books for kids, of course!

Aspiring writer David Beckham is selling stories aimed for seven year olds.

The books will be about a young group of footballers, those are soccer players to us in America.

It'll feature "tips, a pull-out tactics board and statistics on the game."

The first book in the series is set to be released in June 2009.

However, the publishers are already admitting that the books will NOT be written by Beckham.

A rep for Beckham says, “The David Beckham Academy is more than just David’s dream of giving children the chance to experience great football coaching, it exists to encourage all aspects of their learning and development. David is particularly pleased that The Academy has inspired a series of books that will bring children to reading through football.”

So, what's next for the Beckhams?

Maybe some orange, sunless tanning cream for that nice orange-tan look????

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

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48 comments to “Doing It For The Kiddies”

jjames33 says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHESSS!!
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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why does ever celebrity feel they need to put out books, clothing lines, perfume, etc cant they just stick to what there good at, entertaining, the worlds gonna be over run bu shitty name brand perfumes and ugly overpriced clothes
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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what's left to do is me.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: jjames33 – good for you.
Lady Smudger says – reply to this

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Re: jjames33 – Well done!! Lol.
DaLa says – reply to this

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David B. is HOTT but can barely speak English let alone write it. Wonder who will ghost write DB's unintelligible spew into something legible.
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – are we the only ones left?
LettyB says – reply to this

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WE KNOW WHAT FOOTBALLERS ARE YOU DUMB FUCK!
BECKHAM IS HOT!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: DaLa – HE IS ENGLISH!????
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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at least he's not doing it to the kiddies . . . .
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: jjames33 – WHOOAH!
tigolbitties says – reply to this

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he's going bald.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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i want to lick him
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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David is balding…
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: mandzie fukcin baby – letty's here.
i think everyone is off and on.
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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Maybe he should get his own hair plugs line….
LettyB says – reply to this

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WHOOAH!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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thank goodness perez is here
to translate what footballers are for us.
i was sooooooooooo lost.
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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I can't think of anything else the zits on his forehead are distracting me….
punky.penguin says – reply to this

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jealous perez? sounds like it… anyway, if you think they're so great, don't shit talk, blatant or not.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – my tv is busted.
i didn't get to see fringe because our other tv
my hus band was watching "a very important
baseball game"
prick.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – I BACK FOR A BIT! DID YOU SEE THE COMMENT ABOUT BECKHAM NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH LET ALONE WRITE IT! WTF!
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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Re: jjames33 – make u remind perez to mail you your trophy
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – OH MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD!
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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As as person, David Beckham seems very nice. He has a small problem though, he left school at 16 and can hardly string a sentence together. He is in fact, embarassingly inarticulate. The fame game is so disgusting. Fact is, someone will throw together a kiddies book, put his name on it and it will sell. Us mugs will be bombarded with advertising and fall into the 'must have' trap. That's how they all get richer. Enough is enough. Yes, he deserves his money for the genuine soccer talent but this new stretch is riduculous. How he can hold his head up to this nonsense is beyond even sceptical old me!
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – lol i saw that hahaahahah wtf
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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Do I see a wonky eye on David?
LettyB says – reply to this

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REFRESH!!!!!!!!
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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perez=obsessed with the beckhams
they get atleast 20 posts a day on here jeesh
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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first??
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Aileen (Canada) – MY GRANDMOTHER ONLY HAS SIX GRADE EDUCATION FROM WALES AND CAN SPEAK AND WRITE ENGLISH FINE! I HAVE NEVER REALLY HEARD BECKHAM SPEAK THAT MUCH BUT ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT JUST THE ACCENT!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – don't tell me a thing!!!!
i am going to watch it online tonight!!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: mandzie fukcin baby – he has unhealthy obsessions with several celebs.
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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refresh?
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – ive noticed they include beckham, chase crawford, "zaquisha", maddona and janet jackosn……..non which i give 2 flying fucks
mamajud says – reply to this

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lettylettyletty……….been worried about you……phew
LettyB says – reply to this

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REFRESH WHOOAH!
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Go onto YouTube and pick an interview. Jay Leno quite recently maybe. Beckham smiles a lot and is very charming but he has nothing to say, it's just not there. His high pitched girly voice and bad accent can be offputing but go beyond that and listen to his short sentence structures. I applaud where talent and great management has got him, no doubt about it, can't be faulted. I'm just peeved at this writing nonsence, it really is taking the piss to another level!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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fresh a licous
HOT4COOK says – reply to this

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HOT HOT PIECE!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: mandzie fukcin baby – the only celebs i like are the ones fucking up.
mandzie fukcin baby says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – SAME!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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f
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PLainJane82 says – reply to this

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i would love to see that huge dong dong of his. yum
Sara_HD says – reply to this

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I love him!His one of the hottest men ever!!!(L)(L)(L)
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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David is so good looking. He seems really nice too!
KayJ says – reply to this

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goddamn he's a babe…his wife looks like a cyborg
KayJ says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – BAHAHAHA! well said