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Michael Jackson Will Be Happy!

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This is great news for Wacko!

Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology say they are closer to creating "artificial noses."

The team has found a way to mass-produce smell receptors in a laboratory!

They say that these artificial noses can be strong enough to even replace dogs that sniff for explosives and drugs.

And, as a benefit, the noses will have numerous medical advantages, such as being able to identify diseases that have distinct odors, such as diabetes and lung, bladder and skin cancers.

Who even knew those things had odors?

According to the associate director of MIT's Center for Biomedical Engineering, Shuguang Zhang, "Smell is perhaps one of the oldest and most primitive senses, but nobody really understands how it works. It still remains a tantalizing enigma."

MIT scientist Brian Cook says, "The main barrier to studying smell is that we haven't been able to make enough receptors."

So the MIT RealNose project is trying to recreate the most complex sense, in which humans have 400 functional receptor genes, and dogs and mice have around 1,000 functional olfactory receptor genes.

Cook adds, "Now, it's finally available as a raw material for people to utilize, and should enable many new studies into smell research."

Maybe they can invent one that attaches to your face and help Jackson out!

[Image via WENN.]

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40 comments to “Michael Jackson Will Be Happy!”

  1. 1

    his nose is made from playdough.

  2. 2

    he should be in jail.

  3. 3

    UNHOLY TRIFECTA!! Party Foul Mario!!!

  4. 4

    so should harry's monkey for what he did to the neighbor's cat hillary.

  5. 5

    did anyone see the south park episode of him it was teh funniset thing ever

  6. 6


  7. 7

    Re: mama of 2 – Kinda like your hole, I'll bet.

  8. 8

    a bird just flew into the window.
    scared the shit outta me.

  9. 9

    What next , a Cleveland Steamer?

  10. 10

    i wonder if he's gone to see janet yet?

  11. 11

    Re: TwoGoofballs
    lay off my mama

  12. 12

    Re: TwoGoofballs – you'll never know.

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  14. 14

    if someone is about to pass with lung cancer alot of times there is a definate smell.

  15. 15

    Re: wanna milk me?? – thanks.
    you always got my back.

  16. 16

    god it keeps getting worse.
    time for my nap.

  17. 17

    Wow, that is pretty amazing!

  18. 18

    Re: mama of 2
    no problem. when he/she tears into me while i am napping, kick it's ass for me.

  19. 19

    Re: amandadixon420 – does it smell like burnt lungs?

  20. 20

    Michael Jackson is the shit, y'all…
    We LOVE him in San Francisco. So fuck off!

  21. 21

    Re: harrybalsac – I axed ya a ? on the queen page

  22. 22

    Re: wanna milk me?? – Don't boss me. And SHE'S the one that said she was bored and wanted a fight - I was just accomodating - ha.

  23. 23


  24. 24

    TOP 30!

  25. 25

    I don't know who left these mini bagels in the breakroom but thanks.

  26. 26

    Re: TwoGoofballs – I'll kick your ass! I ENJOY FIGHTING!!!! FUCKTARD!

  27. 27

    good ole MIT.

  28. 28


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  30. 30

    Re: TwoGoofballs – Don't make me u inda mouth w/ my Dick.

  31. 31

    …Hi Janet! Get well soon! Hmmm, whaaa?who???huh??/Oh Mybad. Hi Michael.

  32. 32

    Fuck this man is a freak…….. wait can i call him a man? no i think it, yes it is a freak

  33. 33

    Re: harrybalsacRe: LettyB – You'll kick my ass? Sure ya will, I'm scared. You are an ignorant cyber bully wanna be. Harry - you're just stupid.

  34. Jex says – reply to this


    Great. Now everyone is going to want one.

  35. 35

    I have a question for EVERYBODY :
    With such a new supernose, where/what would Michael sniff first ?????????
    I say: He would try to smell the difference of Bubble's ass to a Kid's ass.

  36. 36

    Re: TwoGoofballs
    boss you? i'll fucking boss your goofballs
    till they beg for fucking mercy.
    down on all fours bitch.

  37. 37

    You seem disturbed. Did your daddy always "milk" you? How does that make you feel?

  38. 38

    dogs have been sniffing out skin cancer for years

  39. 39


  40. 40

    What would REALLY help Michael would be if they figured out how to create an artificial brain.