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Sexy Sarah Blows The Flute!

Filed under: Sarah Palin

Click here to watch Republican Vice Presidential nominee Palin perform during the talent competition of the Miss Alaska competition in 1984.

Does she have chops????

105 comments to “Sexy Sarah Blows The Flute!”

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  1. 1

    I bet she's good at wrapping her mouth around, or blowing, things….

    OMG is it 5pm yet? i'm in Virginia and I want to get out of this work place!



  2. 2

    no thanks.



  3. 3

    Re: Furbyfucker – 4:22



  4. 4

    perez
    i swear to god
    next time i see
    your ass out on
    the street…i am going
    to straight up punch you in the chops



  5. 5

    Perez can play the Skin Flute.



  6. 6

    PEREZ LOVES SARAH!
    i think he's turning 'straight'
    he's a fag obsessed!!



  7. 7

    Re: Furbyfucker
    nope, but i give you permission to leave



  8. 8

    i can blow a mean..flute.



  9. 9

    stupid videos im goin home anyway later..



  10. 10

    Not very impressive. I haven't been playing my flute for 10 years, and I could have done better than that!



  11. 11

    Know what else blows, the everything for the last 3 hrs. onthis site.



  12. 12

    HER QUEER-FACED HUBBY LOOKS LIKE HE BLOWS A TUBE-FLUTE!!!



  13. 13

    Re: wanna milk me?? – be careful what you say.
    he might ban you for the rest of the day.



  14. 14

    where's snatch? her perfect opportunity to lay the bait again



  15. 15

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    HELLO DARLINGS!!!
    .
    I THINK SARAH "DUMBER THAN MT RUSHMORE" P. MUST HAVE SHOWN MCCAIN HER "ROSEBUDS" TO GET HIM TO PICK HER–JUST LIKE ANNA NICOLE FLASHED A BOOBIE TO GET OLD J HOWARD MARSHALL TO SIGN A MORE FAVORABLE WILL!
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    BTW, MCSTAIN LOOKS LIKE GRANPA IN "TEXAS CHAINSAW" IN MY
    OPINION–OR THE POPE, WHICH IS EVEN WORSE!
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    AND SARAH NEEDS CLIFF NOTES TO GET THROUGH AN EDITION OF "HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN."
    KISSES,
    L G
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  16. j_ro says – reply to this


    16

    as a professional flutist, i can say that she plays worse than my middle school students. that was shit-tastic



  17. 17

    YA SHES SPORTIN SOME MUTTON CHOPS



  18. 18

    I strongly believe that's exactly what she is going to do in the debate when she gets a question that she does not know the answer lol



  19. 19

    she blows at blowing the flute. its out of tune, and i wouldn't call that difficult… any middle school flute player could master that.



  20. 20

    PS SHE BLOWS PRETTY GOOD I HEAR



  21. 21

    Re: mama of 2 – where's snatch??



  22. 22

    Sarah gives a great "Blow Job". OBAMA 08

  23. Nonte says – reply to this


    23

    Damn, I see she can hardly take her eyes off that flute…



  24. 24

    Meh. I'm better. =)



  25. 25

    She sucks. Soooo out of tune so many times.



  26. 26

    Yikes…well…kudos to Sarah for being well-rounded!

    Now please, send her home.



  27. 27

    I'm not watching anything that has to do with this piece of shit excuse for a woman….



  28. 28

    If she's not our next VP we know she has a future at blowing!!



  29. 29

    She sucks. There are kids in my grade who play the flute and they play it better than her.

    I bet a flute isn't the only thing she blows!



  30. 30

    wow that band behind her sucked! and for playing 10 years, she sure wasn't showing off any "special" talents!



  31. 31

    The women has no shame



  32. 32

    HA HA HA HA….I'VE BEEN SAYING SHE BLOWS!!!!!



  33. 33

    That sucks AND blows at the same time. My ears almost fell off. I am sure she is talented at other flutes. They surely send her home to watch Russia.



  34. 34

    As a music educator having concentrated on flute, I have to say she must have had zero talent when it comes to anything else if she were desperate enough to perform that. You can't classify that as a talent when a Middle school student could potentially play that. Sad.



  35. 35

    she looks old even then hmmm……



  36. 36

    EWW…SHE SUCKS!
    .
    SHE'S REALLY FLAT!
    .
    THAT IS HORRIBLE!
    .
    LOL!
    .
    that just made my day!



  37. 37

    I just have one word for her flute playing skills……..AWFUL!!!!



  38. 38

    okay, is it just me, or does she look cross-eyed through most of the performance?



  39. 39

    I've played flute for a really long time and she blows! The song is so easy to play and it takes the talent of a mediocre middle schooler to play that song. pfft



  40. 40

    Beauty and talent. Jealous, much?



  41. 41

    I am so tired of this loser!!!



  42. 42

    What the fuck was that craptastic shit. My neice's middle school band plays better than that three chord mess she just tried to pawn off as talent. I played the french horn for 12 years, that was horrible. You can see her crazy scared eyes back then.

    OMG. Just stop Perez. I gotta save my strength for tomorrows torture debate.



  43. 43

    Fucking Hilarious!!!

    And the blow job jokes are overdone people!



  44. 44

    she's been performing for 10 years?? yet still cant play in tune? … please.



  45. 45

    Re: sweetpiece – #32.
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    SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THAT FAMILY OF WHITETRASH
    HOOLIGANS!!!!!
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  46. 46

    What. The. Fuck.
    She thought that was talent? The definition must have been different back then. I'm a music major and I can tell you that what she just played was mediocre AT BEST. Learn how to tune, sweetheart. I know it's cold in Alaska, but you can adjust, you don't have to be out of tune quite so much.



  47. 47

    BFD - I'd like to see some tape of Perez from TWENTY YEARS ago - The dems have got to be desperate to be posting this stuff - better make sure all you teenie boppers out there doing sex tapes and sleazy photos - really sad that this is what matters to democrats.



  48. 48

    SIMPLY AWFUL, LIKE FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. MUCH LIKE HER VOICE, COME TO THINK OF IT. SHE RUINED THAT LOVELY SONG FOR ME FOR ALL TIME!!!



  49. 49

    HER LIPS WERE MADE TO BLOW A LONG TUBE!!!



  50. 50

    THEN MCSTAIN SAYS TO HER: "I'D LIKE YOU TO BE MY RUNNING MATE!"



  51. 51

    i like her pilgrim outfit



  52. 52

    Re: Melissa is always right – Beauty & talent? muaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha….cough….gag……breath……..aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!



  53. 53

    she looks cross eyed!!!



  54. 54

    Re: JulesinSD – Ummm…..yea……Democrats a releasing this footage why? To show what an awful flute player she is? Oh my, don't vote for her cause she sucks at flue playing….nevermind that she's a buffoon, doesn't know shit about politics & likes to hunt poor animals for sport.
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    Idiot.

  55. Oyes says – reply to this


    55

    LOL! Perez! Where do you get this stuff?? Ooo! There goes my lunch! I am RLMAO!! This chick is hilarious! What's up with her eyes as she's blowing? OMG. There is NO WAY ON EARTH I can take her seriously on Thursday, no matter how many scripted lines they stuffed her with…I'll just keep seeing this hideous video playing in my head. Thanks Perez!



  56. 56

    Blow me baby
    Blow me all night long
    Blow me baby
    Blow me all night long
    Blow me baby
    yah yah yah
    Until my back ain't got a bone.



  57. 57

    I love how she's concentrating so hard that it makes her eyes cross. What a moron.

  58. Boo says – reply to this


    58

    That's probably not all she's blown!



  59. 59

    I've played the flute for more than ten years, and I'd describe her playing as that of an average high school player, at best.



  60. 60

    Oh-My-God. That's a talent competition?

    I love when they said it was from one of her favorite artists.
    Bitch couldn't have picked up a slower easier song.

  61. meme says – reply to this


    61

    As a long time flautist - that was a pretty crappy performance. It was a very easy song and she was out of tune, played wrong notes and her tone wasn't too good. Any good kid in 7th grade could play that better.



  62. 62

    Re: KOOL KID

    watch your mouth little boy



  63. 63

    What a riot! Everything was out of tune. Her breath control was awful. But hey, at least she gave it a shot (I hope she didn't think this was a good performance!).



  64. 64

    snoooozeeeefest



  65. 65

    Aaauugghhhh!! I just wanna barf after watching that piece of crap!



  66. 66

    fucking beauty queens shouldnt be running countries. expecially not mine. she's really gonna put us through hell if McCain makes it because he's old and probably not going to make it too long. we are sure in for some HUGE FUCKING PROBLEMS

  67. jrnpp says – reply to this


    67

    Re: Melissa is always right

    BIASED MUCH???

    VOTE OBAMA!!!
    VOTE NO ON PROP. 8!!!



  68. 68

    Re: jessiedee – i know, right? That's all i could look at



  69. 69

    i, myself, actually play the flute and have for about 15 years.
    i know for certain that i don't look cross-eyed when i play like she does.
    she's average. somewhat above beginner.
    all in all, and please excuse the pun, but she absolutely blows.



  70. 70

    Well didn't that clip just make old Crabby's day? Playing the flute while crossing her eyes. I didn't think the girl could walk and chew gum at the same time. Old Crabby is impressed.



  71. 71

    :33
    amazingness



  72. 72

    Re: jessiedee
    I know! She looked funny to me.

  73. edtor says – reply to this


    73

    Why I've heard that call before. That's how you call a bull moose for sex.



  74. 74

    that was AWESOME sarah- good job girl!
    i wanna download that on my ipod…………



  75. 75

    It took her 10 years to play that badly? I played the flute in high school and college, and can say that was not very good. Her sound is too airy, the tuning is off (as in off key) and she clearly must not have practiced much in those 10 years … she sounds like a middle schooler.

    Guess they don't offer instrument lessons in Alaska …



  76. 76

    she is such a cow.



  77. 77

    Oh wow, she's a good awful flute player. You would think that after playing for 10 years she would have played something that requires a little more talent than something a 2nd year player could have easily performed.



  78. 78

    KISSES, DARLINGS!!!



  79. 79

    Why do I feel dirty when I watch these old videos of her?



  80. 80

    Its called stage makeup & blush… she doesn't have chops u dumbass; stop taking cheap shots.



  81. 81

    uhhhh she's played the flute for 10 YEARS and THAT'S the best she can come up with?? for the love of god, when I had played the piano for 10 years, I was already taking my piano performer's diploma exam.



  82. 82

    uhh hell no. we have wayyy better flutists at my high school, ferreal



  83. 83

    yeah, pork chops & ham hocks, with lipstick - the sow keeps suckling the piglets & bearing arms and children!

  84. lelah says – reply to this


    84

    Good GOD, the hair, make-up, and dress! Atrocious by even 80s standards.



  85. 85

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! She looks cross-eyed.



  86. 86

    Re: Shorty927 – He doesn't mean does she have actual chops. He means playing chops. As in, is she any good at playing flute.



  87. 87

    She competed in beauty pageants? And I didn't think it was possible for me to think she was a bigger asshole than I already do!!



  88. 88

    I was in band all through middle school and high school, girlfriend is rushing, she needs to slow it down a bit, and yes for some reason she does look cross-eyed.



  89. 89

    I was in band all through middle school and high school, girlfriend is rushing, she needs to slow it down a bit, and yes for some reason she does look cross-eyed. And she IS very flat…I think she would have done better to just sing something…



  90. 90

    SARAH PALIN rocks it harddddd!!!awesome!
    come one you know you love her!!! shes hot, nice, funny, why politics have to be so fuckin boring eventhough in with her many people would vote and became interested in politics so FUCK all u obama lovers and get a lifeeeee! =)
    XOXO



  91. 91

    Re: Bend It Like Bradshaw – #85.
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    SCREWIN' TOO MUCH CAN DO THAT TO A WOMAN!
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    .



  92. 92

    She can blow my flute anytime, but she better tune it first this time!



  93. 93

    Jazz flute, mr burgondy, please play the jazz flute for us, i insist!



  94. 94

    Oh do piss off with the hype over this disgusting homophobic, racist, Jesus freak of a woman. She is one mad dog.



  95. 95

    Somewhere, somehow, there has to be a sex tape of her playing the skin flute

  96. Ammie says – reply to this


    96

    She's no beauty. And, why would she enter a beauty contest anyway. Very conceited, my friend.



  97. 97

    I just love how Ms. Palin goes cross-eyed when she blows!



  98. 98

    Sarah Palin is mentally ill, as are her supporters.



  99. 99

    she looks really funny and cross eyed at times hehehe



  100. 100

    She is NOT going to be a better VICE PRESIDENT then a MUSICIAN!

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