Stuff It, Tabloids
Filed under: Anglophilia > Love Line > Jordan
On Monday, reports emerged that the Katie Price Jordan-Peter Andre marriage was in trouble.
Then, come Tuesday, the former glamour model and her orange man were 'caught' by the paps having a lovey dovey night out in London town.
What a COINCIDENCE!
Glad to see you two are 'happy', Jordan!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 1, 2008 at 11:15 am
Fuck these greasy Brits!
He looks like Bono's retarded lil brother.
The monkey was jackin'off to her pic last nite.
what's up with short guys?
who the fuck cares/?????
is she looking at herself in the mirror?!
Re: harrybalsac – lol
bad monkey.
Nobody cares about these plastic people.
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – lol
obama on the foodstamp.
you crack my shit up beotch.
they'll be split by the end of the month….
She'ss such a WHOREEEE!!!!
my mouse at work died yesterday so i just had to shut it down. you like my foodstamp joke? did i get any hate mail?
Who are they??????
that dude is sooooooooooo gay!!!
Milk milk lemonade , round the corner fudge is made.
I heard he likes for her to shit on him before he bangs her.
she's a bitch.
someone start a fight or something, im bored
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – no!
everyone left it alone.
pu$$y!!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Few pages back ,I was asked if I was Andy.
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – i was wondering what was goin on with t his pic too,? it looks like she is
Re: mama of 2 – they smelled the trap.
They both look like they need a shower.
new post yet?
who is she?
what has she done?
no-one ever answres this question.
looking back at what i missed this morning….
Re: mama of 2 –
she was on fire last night
i haven't gone back….did anyone
take the bait?
Re: harrybalsac – they did.
still would have bben fun to have one person think she was serious.
Re: harrybalsac – i saw the andy question. people just don't know….THAT andy liked boys. HARRY likes girls..most of the time!
Re: wanna milk me?? – no.
i read them this morning.
cracked up!
i never go on at night.
i did once or twice and the people thought i was serious about stupid comments.
not fun.
Re: wanna milk me?? – Re: harrybalsac – Re: mama of 2 – i'll see if i can stir something up on the next one….i'll both my obama jokes out there….
damn.
Re: mama of 2 – Sorry bout ur mouse, wanna play w/ my turtle?
Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.
harry's into monkeys now
fresh.
Stop posting shit about that bitch! (sorry for my language) Important people don't care about her!
Re: harrybalsac – you got a turtle?! aawww! how cute! a turtle and a monkey. it's a zoo up in sac!
Re: mama of 2 – shes a topless model from brighton england who everyone used to hate cause she was a total nightmare pisshead always in the tabloids. now we all love her cause shes a great mom bringing up a disabled child. she endorses absolutey everything, lol. shes actually a great buisness woman with lots of savvy not that youde think to look at her.
I stand by what I said in the earlier posting. He is a Pisces born under the Chinese sign of the Ox. She is a Gemini born under the Chinese sign of the Horse. In Greek Astrology, Pisces and Gemini are absolutely terrible for one another. In Chinese Astrology, an Ox and a Horse are terrible for each other.
If it lasts for now, that's great but there is no way in hell that this can last for a decade or longer. Speaking as a Piscean, I can tell you first-hand that Geminis are impossible to get along with. Being married to one must be a nightmare.
"HUNKY-DORY", babe. It's "HUNKY DORY". Hugs…
mmmmmm
Re: CellFish – what was the need for all that rambling garbage
I don't know who that Peter guy is… but he is fucking gorgeous!!!!!!! As in PERFECT!
Re: Lady Smudger – thank you.
you are the first person who knew who she is.
yay! i love jordan and peter! There the new Beckhams in my opinion
Re: mandzie fukcin baby – no shit, what was he babbling about?
no on in america even knows who these two are! so i'm guessing most people could careless
Why don't you guys research them if you don't know who they are,
Instead of sitting there like muppets wondering? C'mon - be proactive!
Peter Andre is a Greek-Cypriot Australian, who in the 90's had a quite successful pop career in the UK. Katie Price (aka Jordan) started out as a Glamour Model in the UK. They both took part in "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" a few years ago, and since then, they have been together. It was quite an unlikely pairing.
You tube them or something and you'll see!
i agree who cares, but it was my silly faault for even wasting my time reading it.
Did anyone notice how she's bending his wrist backwards? Probably warning him to play nice with the papz or she'll spank him! She's a bitch.