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The Case Of The Magically Missing Bus!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss > Music Minute > Legal Matters

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Everyone's a target when the times are tough!

Kate Moss' on/off boyfriend's band, The Kills, has just had an entire tour bus worth of gear and belongings 'stolen' from them.

According to reports, their bus - along with its driver! - has vanished!!

They last saw the tour bus and its driver in Los Angeles last week.

The driver was supposed to pick the band up in Austin, TX on Sunday.

Needless to say, he never showed up!

Yesterday, Tuesday, the band issued this online plea:

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2008
THE TALE OF THE MISSING TOUR BUS
Hi everyone….

I've got a lot of news from the road and i will fill you in soon, but first:

OUR BUS DRIVER IS MISSING AND/OR HURT/DEAD/or A THIEF. OUR BUS HAS DISAPPEARED.

How can 3 tons of black metal vanish into thin air?

Im asking myself the same fucking question.

Anyone seen a black ziggys tour bus traveling somewhere between los angeles and austin texas?

Eyes peeled ladies and gents x a

The band's record label says federal investigators and police have been called in.

A label rep said, "It is thought that the driver has committed grand theft auto or that he is in some kind of trouble."

The Kills have continued on with their tour of the U.S. (with the Raconteurs) with no luggage or belongings.

Thank goodness that English pound is stronger than the U.S. dollar. It must make having to buy all new stuff here in the States not so painful, right?

Did Kate Moss secretly get in touch with the driver and put him up to no good?

Hope the band gets to the bottom of this craziness soon!

[Image via WENN.]

15 comments to “The Case Of The Magically Missing Bus!”



  1. 1

    he was the one who stole it



  2. 2

    wtf

  3. KayJ says – reply to this


    3

    maybe he snorted it up his nose.



  4. 4

    This is what is commonly called a Crack Deal Gone Bad…!!!



  5. 5

    it's in my garage as i type



  6. 6

    Re: wanna milk me?? – i was gonna say that!



  7. 7

    "magically missing!" maybe it's in the brownies!



  8. 8

    "Thank goodness that English pound is stronger than the U.S. dollar"

    Are you smoking dope? The sterling has lost 25% of its value relative to the dollar since 7/25. The dollar is the highest it's been since 2006. Never let facts get in your way!

    Why do liberals hate America, and take any opportunity, however miniscule, to bash the country?



  9. 9

    Ziggy's tour bus? oh noes… WTF LOL



  10. 10

    we live in a world were everything is free… if u are using a 5 finger discount
    isnt it a little ridiculous that he didnt hav some kind of alarm system installed into his tour bus? and shouldnt the driver hav some kind of emergency button or something for you no like emergency's and stuff
    these days i thought everyone knew that if u had something on wheels you get that shit installed with a gprs tracking device…these celebrity folk think there untouchable…. douchebags



  11. 11

    blimey, that has to be disappointing. i wonder where the bus will turn up?



  12. 12

    because kate snorted the bus. can't u tell??



  13. 13

    I believe Doperty has something to do with this.



  14. 14

    its probably in mexico by now



  15. 15

    That's amazing that they're continuing with their tour. Either they're devoted professionals, or else their insurance didn't cover them cancelling the tour due to theft…