Little Miss (Artificial) Sunshine
Filed under: Disney > Miley Cyrus
Talk about going too far!
Miley Cryus is looking like a hot mess lately.
Wednesday night, the Disney slut spent a little too much time in the tanning salon.
The 15 year-old took some time out of her busy schedule to get some well deserved time under the heating lamps to darken her skin and make herself look like someone she's not.
Oh, and did Cyrus have on some gloves on in the tanning booth.
Why the hell are her hands a different shade than her arms and face?
She's got different skin shades all over!
Cyrus also made it a point to show off her "promise" ring on her left hand, because everyone that goes tanning goes in with rings and jewelery on, right?
That ring likely came from her underwear model "friend" Justin Gaston, 20 years to her 15.
Justin better remember, if he sleeps with her before she's 18, he might be facing some jail time!
[Image via CAD/Fame Pictures.]
um….first?
should i get on all fours for that comment?
Is that who came in her eye?
yikes oily face much
Cowpoke?
what happened to the russell brand or whatever his name is, comments?
ok.
naptime.
gotta rest after all of this…
All the assholes were running this way and then stopped and said "OH look a monkey!"
Re: mandzie f baby –
mandy you should go back to the 'quote of the day' post and start there to catch up.
i think you'll be glad you did
…Is she a Lohan?
harry…i'm gonna dream of you
UGLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG she looks like a mess. Her parents better get their act together or she'll be shaving her head and running through Rite Aid's by the time she's 17. I'm SO GLAD my 10 year old daughter thinks she's a jerk!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All these girls who get fake tans are HILARIOUS! They think they're so hot! When really they are always orange or red. And the girls that use the tanning beds are going to be so wrinkly and leathery when they grow old, if they don't die from melanoma first.
YOU'RE A HOT MESS PEREZ! JUST LIKE YOUR SITE!
someone has over baked
omg when is she going to get arrested or go to rehab…BOOOOOORRRRIIINGGGG
Can somebody tell me why all those wanna-bes have those nasty and extremely long hair extensions or clip ins? Are they trying to reduce the waste of toiletpaper and need them to wipe their behinds after using the loo, or what?
promise ringat 15?????
what the hell
you shouldn't judge perez
every 15 year old goes tanning
You can't judge a 15 year old girl for going tanning when you're a 30 year old man who wears makeup
just sayin…
what do you have against her anyway? she hasn't done anything wrong
she prolly got a Mystic Tan..
and really, who isn't attention starved at 15?
just sayin
LOL @ "IF he sleeps with her"…
wtf???????? what is a 15 yr old needing to go to a tanning salon for.. the slut will have skin cancer by the age of 25
Re: wanna milk me?? – and I will think of you and scratch my jeans.
Re: bananarocks –
your gorgeous babe
she just got done tanning, that's why her skin is all different colors…
This girl just drives me nuts! The MOST annoying teenager in history - god help her, I hope she grows up soon - and becomes slightly less annoying!
This bitch is SO ugly and annoying. Seriously. WTF is the appeal with her?
that picture is hilarious
wow thats a horrible tan line on her wrists….
whatta hoe
alota girls get with older guys nowadays i just turned 15 when i met my fiance and he was 19, this was back in 2004 n then he turned 20 in 2005, he's four years older then me HAHA allll my friends have older man'ss…. theyre better then younger guys!! leave miley alone "alotho i cant stand hanna montana" she just being a 15 yr old comon!!!! we all have sex young its like almost inevitable"
that CHIPMUNK doesn't get it yet!
it is so sick how her parents allow her to date someone that old. that is soooooooo sick, they probably just dont have control over her. she still is a child and needs limits, i dont give a damn if she is the one bringing in the money like my mom says i brought u into this world and i will surely take you out.
hahahaha promise ring ??
does that include not taking pictures of yourself in thong panties ?
then shes cheating
Going too far? And what do you call this story? You are seriously grasping at straws because you HATE that a 15 year old girl stood up to your stupid ass.
Oh and doesn't about 98% of Hollywood tan? Why aren't you saying shit about them? Why aren't you claiming that they are also trying to be something that they aren't?
You have 0% musical talent, yet you fucking begged all of us to buy your stupid ass song on Itunes. Are you shitting me? Why are you trying to make music when you clearly have no talent? Not trying to pass yourself off as a musician are you?
You worm your way onto television even though you have no personality and you don't do well on TV. Not trying to pass yourself off as a TV star are you?
You even wear clothes that are don't fit you half the time even though you lost a little weight (but you're still fat as hell). Not trying to pass yourself off as skinny are you?
So yeah…that's just a tiny list of the hypocritical shit that you pull everyday. You have no room to judge someone else.
You also OBSESS about a 15 year old girl's sexual activities. Be careful with that as lots of people already think you're a fucking pedophile.
Haha this is awesome… note to self, remove winter gloves before entering tanning bed.
Miley has no talent, I don't understand why people like her.
Grow up Perez. She is a normal 15 year old. She looks fine. Don't be so jealous about a 15 year old GIRL. We all know you wish you had a vagina but instead you were given what you got which probably isn't much.
I HATE YOU PEREZ!!! OBVIOUSLY ITS A SPRAY TAN YOU IDIOT!!! NEVER GOTTEN ONE BEFORE???/ SO YOUR NOT THE ONE TO TALK!!!
90% of the time that I go tanning I am coming from work and yes, I usally have rings etc. on. but that doesn't mean I tan with them still on! So come on perez I think you may be reaching a little bit there.
Wait… whats the big deal? everyone who fake bakes are doomed to have SOME kind of tan line, it fades in time and eventually will blend in and look normal, and then you go tanning again. I think it's embarrasing that perez is so jealous of a 15 year old girl…embarrasing.
That is bullshit. Did they forget about the show OZ?
ok first of all you have to remember when you first walk out of a tanning bed your skin is not all one color, it takes a little while for it to look nice, besides if she got burnt a little, i dont know I just dont get how you can talk about a child like that, she is only 15 still and you call her names like slut? thats just not right, do you personally know that she has slept with anyone! You know you go on and on about how gays get judged because of their gay what about how you judge other people with out knowing them personally? huh????
I used to like her, but as of lately she acts like a spoiled little diva and just two steps from being a total little bitch!
You're a real big douchebag Perez. This picture is taken in the dark and the flash is what makes her look like that. Get some real news on here. All I see is that your jealous.
He's not jealous of Miley. He's angry at her because she's 15 and stood up to him. He bullies people all day long behind a computer screen but gets angry and holds grudges when those same people turn around and call him out on his bullshit. One day he's going to go too far as someone will probably get pissed and beat his ass down in the middle of street.
she looks like she hasn't taken a shower in weeks. she's nasty
She has had that ring since she was 12….check your facts she is wearing it in almost every pic over the last two years
haha
I"m tired of that stupid girl already. Hope her 15min of fame go away soon!
I wish ppl would leave her alone she is a kid, so what if she makes a mistake she will hopefully learn from it. Apparently many of you have forgotten what it was like to be a teenager, unless you already are one.
Re: CTGreat – yeah, CTGreat has it right, her hands are closest to the flash, that's why they are lighter. come on, this whole story is a reach- are things getting a little slow on miley news?
you seriously are so jealous of a 15 year old…perez i am about to stop coming here forever…what has she done thats so slutty? the pictures? good lord give it a rest
– the Disney slut — If I was her father, I'd come looking for you and kick your ass. This is a 15 year old girl and your treatment of her on this site is tantamount to child abuse.
"Justin better remember, if he sleeps with her before she's 18, he might be facing some jail time!" OMFG! You are so fucking jealous of her. You wish that you had could have an underwear model boytoy like she does. I always knew that the only reason you hate her so much is that you're jealous of her….Bad Perez. You totally know that she will be replaced. Just let her have fun while shes in the spot light because its not going to last forever.
Oh jesus if the girl wants to get tan whatever, isn't that her business? And seriously have you ever had a fake tan? It sucks! The spray makes you exteremely sticky and of course your face is oily! Also I can understand why she dressed like that. You don't want to wear something nice because it is just going to turn brown and you don't want much to stick to you either. Seriously Perez lay off Miley because, even though I'm a fan and yes I am 21, you just look like an insane bully. NO ONE CARES about this crap. Move on lets talk about something else…
Well she does look kinda funny in this picture..her smile?! But other then that I have no problem with her, she's not the only famous person in the world, there are worse then her. Boo hoo.
This "I hate Miley" crusade is getting Re: nanaurbizzinezz – Oh, so you know her personally or are you getting your "facts" from places like this site??
What I wanted to say is that this crusade against her is getting ridiculus and honestly it seems to be getting rather obsessive.
Her shirt says
BEST KISSER (pink)
slut.
i manage a tanning salon and you have to be at least 16 to tan and thats with your parents permission to be able to tan on your own you have to 18……. why is everyone in her posse like 5-10 years older than her. she needs to slow it down and take time to be a little girl
I HATE PEREZITA GETTING ALL JEALOUS OF HER!!! IT SUCKS TO BE SO JEALOUS OF SOMEONE PEREZ IT MOST KILL YOU INSIDE EVERY TIME SHES IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND YOU NOT????
YOU FUCKING CUNT D-BAGGER!!!
its a spray tan, idiot. it comes off your hands first because you wash them all the time.
im starting not to like her anymore……. she annoys the shit out of me.
She's 16,not 20. So, she is your typical teenager, how does that make her a hot mess? Because she goes tanning and wears a promise ring from a guy who's 4 years older than her? OMG!!!!!!!
oops 16 not 15. I need more caffeine.
LOVATO HAPPY CYRUS KNOWS HER NAME
Disney star DEMI LOVATO has laughed off rumours of a feud with teen superstar MILEY CYRUS, insisting she's just happy the HANNAH MONTANA star knows who she is.
Cyrus sent gossips into a spin this summer (Jul08) when she poked fun at Lovato and her pal Selena Gomez in an online video. The mocking montage led many to speculate that Cyrus' actions were prompted by reports her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas is now dating Gomez - claims the pair has denied.
Cyrus has since apologised for her actions - and Lovato insists there are no hard feelings between the two stars.
In fact, Lovato has revealed Cyrus has even given her tips on how to deal with life in the spotlight.
She tells Entertainment Weekly, "I really don't know Miley that well. We didn't take offense or think it was a negative or a positive. It was just like, OK, cool, Hannah Montana knows who I am!'
"She gave me advice on publicity and making it big, and she was like, 'I hope you're very successful'.”
Source: Contact Music
jeez-us this little girl is so ugly… my child is banned from anything miley or hannah
She is the hottest celebrity by a mile
What is a 20 year old doing messing around with a 15 year old in the first place?? She's wearing glitter nail polish for christ sake.
Ugh, this girl is so annoying! Somebody make her go away!
i actually said EW outloud.
shes so nasty. and i hate that frigging miley and everyone is copying the jonas brothers whole purity ring thing.
hate miley.
She has a 'best kisser' shirt…classy!
Ok perez, I think she's annoying too but jeez, lay off the girl! lol She must have really made you mad at the movie theater!
Calling a fifteen year old girl a slut constantly is just vile. What a vile little man you are. Your obsessive hatred of her is disturbing.
15 YEARS OLD AND SHE'S ALREADY 'FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS'.
Can't wait till she's twenty and begging for bit parts on sitcoms or singing country with her pedo daddy.
get over miley she's not that interestinggg robert pattinson and the jonas brothers are common perez bring the good stuff
its ridiculously stupid how u dont get over miley its like if you were jealous that she is succesfull and rich and dates hot boys
dont dissappoint me perezito!
15 will get you 20 buddy!
That crap will give you cancer.
she looks so gross and ugly! she's so freakin annoying too!
She looks stoned, no matter how tan she is….
uhhh i think thats called a flash 'rez….
I would love to fuck the living hell out of this girl
Like, oh my fucking god! Miley Cyrus went tanning! She's obviously a "hot mess", I mean- who goes fucking tanning! Come on Perez, basically everyone in Hollywood goes tanning yet you feel the need to pick on Miley- hmm. I wouldn't have even noticed the different skintone in various places if you wouldn't have pointed it out. WHICH MEANS, you must have been sitting there just LOOKING for things to point out which is pretty low. She looks cute! Her hair extensions are far to long but other then that, she looks just like a normal 15 yr old. =) chill.
YOU MAY AS WELL THROW THE BOY IN JAIL NOW.
YOU KNOW THE LITTLE WHORE IS BANGING HIM.
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MILEY SOUND LIKE SHE SMOKES 60 A DAY CHEAP SMOKES??gruff
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MILEY SOUND LIKE SHE SMOKES 60 CHEAP SMOKES A DAY…GRUFF
Finally a site with something bad to say about miley cyrus i sick of all the stupid girls at my school being in love with her, WHEN WILL THE MILEY ERA END?!!?!?!??!?!?
This girl is a mess!
she will look like an L.V. bag in no time at all.
Its a bad snapshot that just shows the highlight of the flash on her hands.
I have no comment on the age of her or her boyfriend.
Hanna Montana should be interesting this year - since she does not want to be there and she now looks like a 25 year old meth whore hooker (like her mom).
ugly fag
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW !!!!
She is one hot mess, minus the hot. XD WTF noone goes tanning at the age of 15 jeez…
and why the hell do her clothes NEVER match????
and why is she flashing her "virginity" ring like she's gonna stay a virgin till marrige? EVERYONE knows thats not gonna happen. The next britney is in the making, or maybe miley will fall in love with whatsherface mandy and become a lez… i wish xD
WHAT A FREAKIN SLUT.
SHE NEEDS HELP
HELP
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REHAB
fuck you miley
:)
Maybe she can put her hands in Jennifer Aniston's stupid tanning bed. both R skanks
She didn't put her teeth in!
Her hands are a lighter color because she is holding them downwards and the flash of the cameras makes them look lighter.
Again "It's a felony!"
wow lay off
i dont like her music too much but shes probably a hot mess because of you. seriously you calling her a slut is getting old. stop putting her down, not cool perez.
A GIRL TANNING OH SNAP!!! What a lame excuse to pick on Miley, she is amazing and it's pretty plain to the eye that you're jealous. A young teen is a star, and you're still 30 and an internet guy.. way to be jealous. I only come here to check out the latest news in general, but really picking on someone so young, yet talented is just sad. Go go Miley!