Perez Hilton: Separated At Birth

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Separated At Birth

Left: Perezzzzz in the new GAP campaign. Right: Hills star Spencer Pratt.

Posted: October 2, 2008 at 2:45 pm

254 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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AnniBanani says – reply to this

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You are way hotter.
polkadot says – reply to this

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HAHAHA, maybe a little in this pic, but not in real life!!! You wish,Perez. As much as I don't like Spencer, he still is nice looking, you are not.
Furby the fucker says – reply to this

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What the fuck?

How is it my ex husband keeps getting his picture up on the internet? Who's he giving head to?

I almost lost my lunch! FUCKERS!!!
Prissy1026 says – reply to this

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Oh Perez you are too funny! Love it
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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THANK GOD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED IT.

now, don't you just want to die?
ech71 says – reply to this

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ha ha ha ha that's gross I'd make some changes quick Perez!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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MY EYES!!!! FUCK!!!!
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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TWINS!
GoFuckYourself says – reply to this

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ehhh.. spencer is a waste of space.
916Girl says – reply to this

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hahaha!
quEEn B says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWW why would you even compare yourself to this papparazzi whore???? U have better class than him.
rachellynn40 says – reply to this

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HAHAHA oh Perez…
don't put yourself that low!! you're way hawter! :]
HeyJay469 says – reply to this

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Uh oh…opening yourself to comparisons to that Fame Whore…
Strawberry Blonde says – reply to this

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Haha!
mamajud says – reply to this

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time for a new dye job P
Tash20 says – reply to this

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wow, why would you compare yourself to the douch w/ the flesh colored beard?
Faith-O says – reply to this

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Bleh…Thats not something to be proud of!
Nanacely03 says – reply to this

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hello no, i cant stand Spencer "fag" Pratt doll….
CoolMoeRoe says – reply to this

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OMG dont ever smile like that again… you do resemble that idiot!

:(
discoverygirl76 says – reply to this

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heinous!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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CHICO….DO NOT INSULT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pillow says – reply to this

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Oh, HONEY.

You WISH!

This Pratt lad is horrid, but you are even more fucked up.
Nicki Sexx says – reply to this

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ahhhhh creepy flesh colored beard!!
Blonde. Jane's Blonde. says – reply to this

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Why would you want to compare yourself to that uggers? Aim higher!!
PervezH says – reply to this

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You wish!

What's the difference between Perez and a walrus?

One is fat and hairy and stinks of fish, the other lives in the sea.
JenAtailia says – reply to this

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YOUR ARE WAYYYY HOTTER THAN THAT PENCIL DICK!!!

I
miss*bizzy says – reply to this

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omg perez wishful thinking lol
-jk-
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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I'm tellin' ya,Black Jelly Bellies taste like ASS!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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perez…honey
you really, i mean REALLY
need to do something
about the slowness and fucked-upness
of your site
you are going to lose
some of your most
loyal
commentors!
sowhatimstillarockstar says – reply to this

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hahah i looove it!!! but perez your not a dbaggg thats all spence
Pillow says – reply to this

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That bib around your neck and forcible neck extension (exercised in order to camouflage your jiggly jowls) are heinous, honey.
williexwhip says – reply to this

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spencer is 1000000 times hotter. its his attitude that makes him ugly.
DeathProof says – reply to this

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ewww….don't be proud of that.
Classic Threat says – reply to this

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Now that was funny.
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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You're a fucking FREAK, Perez!!!!
Ms. McGillicutty says – reply to this

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this just goes to show your ad campaign was PHOTOSHOPPED! No way do you look alike in real life.
Danalicious says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!! Perez baby ~ you need to destroy ALL copies of that photo!!! You're way hotter than that little prick!

Army wives in Germany LOVE YOU Perez!!!! XOXO
Katie<3 says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha. wow.
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT! Uncanny.
LettyB says – reply to this

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HAHAHA! YOU ARE BOTH FUCKTARDS!
MsDoloD says – reply to this

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AND THE BLOGGERS HAVE IT!!!

PEREZ AND SPENCER: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

I STILL THINK HE NEEDS SOME WINGS IN THE BACKGROUND FOR THAT SPECIAL EFFECT!
beatlesownyou says – reply to this

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hahah cute….
jacyee15 says – reply to this

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hahahahahah this is hysterical. Perez, you've lost a ton of weight. You look awesome! (not that you didn't before but your hardwork is obviously showing here!)
princesskrista says – reply to this

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perez is hotter… and mentally stable
Pillow says – reply to this

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Thanks, Pee Pee.

I will never purchase GAP attire again.
Capt. Obvious says – reply to this

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major creepy!!!!!
casspergirl says – reply to this

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I HATE SPENCER!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Dee3079 says – reply to this

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Oh no! That's scary Perez! You're waayy hotter than that douche bag.. No worries.
Virginia Love says – reply to this

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OH, HELL NO… THIS IS LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN GONORRHEA AND CHLAMYDIA.
karlyboy4 says – reply to this

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Perez you seriously look great. All the hard work is paying off
monkeyboyinthehouse says – reply to this

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Do you ever stop to think that maybe you are so up your own ass these days you have kinda of forgotten what your sites all about? Just putting it out there.
DALE says – reply to this

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There must be a douche gene.Re: quEEn B – hilton has class?! LMAO!
Pillow says – reply to this

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Gotta keep posting in order to update…

Anyone else having this problem?

Oh… and, btw… I betcha Perez spent hours dreaming and posing in front of the mirror imitating this dick-wad… just so that he could unearth this particular "S.A.B." gem.
KayJ says – reply to this

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perez looks way better than that troll
Amy says – reply to this

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yeah you just missing on thing Taco bell
OuterSpace says – reply to this

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loves it
J-Love says – reply to this

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Wow, that's really creepy Perez!
KellyJ says – reply to this

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Uh … yeah … yuck darling … that is NOT hot!
iliross says – reply to this

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spencer is so creepy though, your like a teddy
awww teddy
mandzie f baby says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – i wrote back to ur post on the diddy page wayy back!!
Bufffan says – reply to this

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EEEEWWWWW Perez, fix it quick!! Get rid of the flesh colored beard!! Ewww I hate Spencer but love you!!!
labest1026 says – reply to this

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hahahahhahahahahahhha!!
ur hotter!!!
he is an ass!!!!!!!
Gina Marie says – reply to this

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LOL
i love you
chongy says – reply to this

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Perez…hunny, why do you want to be associated with such a doucheBAG!
clarkey1 says – reply to this

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I've always thought Spencer looked like the beast from Beauty & The Beast when he has the beard thing anyway! Lol
saunders says – reply to this

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yikes! you look so much alike IN THAT PIC ONLY.
fofogirl says – reply to this

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Not even close Perez….you have to raise that bar a little higher when comparing yourself. Spencer clearly lacks that Latino smoulder that you rock so well
(now will you promise to never post a pic of Spencer again?)
DudeitsLA says – reply to this

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hahahaha.
definitely in this picture
El Jeffe C says – reply to this

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Not something to flaunt P.
Deemodel says – reply to this

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ha ha one huge difference….Perez I don't think you are the spawn of Satan…
perezlovaaaa says – reply to this

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oh no Perez! how unfortunate for you!!!
ItalianWonder says – reply to this

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hahahaha ewww
29 says – reply to this

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omg!! now that's scary!
judit says – reply to this

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haha.. oh perez, I think its great that you have such an awesome sence of Humor since the people who commented on your photo yesturday sad it was like a spencer pratt double, i am glad your poking fun.

I think you and spencer both are very good looking guys.
runnergal says – reply to this

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I have to say Spencer is hotter than you Perez. Even though he's an idiot, his body is smokin'.
andixcore says – reply to this

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Yikes, that's creepy.
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Re: fofogirl – Are you serious????
maaandy says – reply to this

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noooooooooooooooooooooo. youre even making that twat licking face he makes. god damnit! no no no nooooooo
lovelyS says – reply to this

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yay for admitting it. hahah. :]
sarahbear1 says – reply to this

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that's too funny, but your hotter, and not a tool
mke girl says – reply to this

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wow, u two really do look alike… scary!!!
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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you have to love photoshop
Goobers says – reply to this

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Ok yeah, creepy!
Hmmmm says – reply to this

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Birds of a feather, flock together!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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OOO no Perez!!! You're looking fab in that photo btw!
Jet Washington says – reply to this

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As soon as I seen your pic this morning, I thought about the Spensornator
sillyass says – reply to this

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oh hun, please do not compare ur self to a peice of trash like him, you are so much better than that.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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hahaha its the perfect bleached teeth and the puppy dog eyes hahah oh and the tussled blonde locks
sweethotashes says – reply to this

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LMAO!

By the Way.. POLKADOT: SHADDDDUP BEOTCH> LEAVE PEREZ ALONE!

POLKADOT
Stinky Crotch Rot
I'm just stirrin the pot
Cuz shes SO not HOT

A little poem for you. xoxoxo
LettyB says – reply to this

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UNHOLY!
brwnsugar says – reply to this

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don't ever compare yourself to him uggg
gir7000 says – reply to this

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u like better perez!!!!! inside and out
CORNDOGMAN says – reply to this

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Yikes I saw that to and it freaked me out. The difference is Perez is wayyyyy better looking.
britneyisthefritobandito says – reply to this

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ew
ccfrenzel says – reply to this

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GROSSSS!!!
HOT REPUBLICAN says – reply to this

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wtf lol
getmeoff says – reply to this

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They're both total cum dumpsters
Phiesh says – reply to this

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Spencer Pratt AKA Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
SuusxLoves says – reply to this

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only at this pic..
but at the others not.

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