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What's She On???

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

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Dazed and confused!

C-lister Jessica Simpson makes a graceful exit as she leaves dinner at Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles on Wednesday night, accompanied by former ASSistant Cacee "Corn On The" Cobb.

Where's Ken Paves???

He's usually attached to her tit!

[Image via WENN.]



83 comments to “What's She On???”

  1. 1

    I don't think she's on anything, just maybe a little too much "fun" at the bar!

  2. 2

    Poor little big titty bitch.

  3. 3

    back off perez….
    you're being a jealous
    bitch already this morning
    you just wish ken paves would
    come over and save your hair!!

  4. 4

    good morning harry

  5. 5

    Leave her alone… She looks sad!

  6. 6

    yeah she blows. hopefully sshe'll end up just like her career. DEAD.

  7. 7

    Johnny Knoxville called and said the test came back positive.

  8. 8

    Looks like she went to the Britney Spears school of destroying you looks.
    She's got the droopy dog eyes going on. WTF!!

  9. 9

    Messica is suffering from a serious case of……notalentitous

  10. 10

    She is so done. No one wants to hear anything from her or her ho/down sister.

  11. 11

    She needs to go away. She still thinks she is famous. No one cares anymore. She is a wannabe.

  12. 12

    Did you see her "dress" on Dancing with the Stars? LMAO

  13. 13

    I tried to watch that dumb film she was in about a supermarket the other night and could only tolerate 10 minutes of it. It was seriously pathetic. Did you see the state of her roots in that by the way?

  14. 14

    Perez, she might not be the most talented girl on earth but at least she's not a drug addict, a whore or a loudmouth idiot like most of the celebrities you pick on. I feel bad for this girl.

  15. 15

    you are soooooooooooo envious P!!! You never even made any mention that her album is doing well for her first time on the country charts….you are so predictable!

  16. 16

    i love jessica
    please leave her alone
    you are all making me very sad
    :(

  17. jshiz says – reply to this
    17

    She just needs to flash some vag and she would be popular again..

    you know. any news/gossip is good for your "failing" career

  18. 18

    she looks like britney there

  19. 19

    She swiped Tony's phone before he deleted the call log? ;)

  20. 20

    i'm glad to see her lips looking a normal size again….. doesn't make up for the fact that she is a tone deaf "singer" but whateverrrrrrrrr… nice lips

  21. 21

    I actually like her Perezzito (BTW I know that PEREZ is pronounced like "Paris" not Peh-Rez lol) :-)
    Love you

  22. 22

    Im not a fan. But if she would sing, instead of hump the microphone she could sound ok. She has a pretty voice, I just hate the way she abuses it.. She and Mariah Cary have the same approch these days..All about moaning and making suggestive noises, instead of actually singing the g`damn song.

  23. RachB says – reply to this
    23

    LMAO. What isn't she on??!!!!!!!

  24. Anonymous says – reply to this
    24

    I hate that she'd made millions at being awful…
    Just like Jennifer lopez, awful acting and still makes millions.
    What a country!

  25. 25

    Ughhhh did she ever have one…a career that is??

  26. 26

    She looks like a cocker spaniel.

  27. 27

    #1, She looks amazing.
    #2, Her career is hardly RIP. She has a new perfume out. Duh.
    #3, She has more $ than you will ever have.
    #4, you're just envious!
    #5, Ken is probably working on someone else's hair. Like, Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra, Céline Dion, Kim Cattrall, Christina Applegate, Heather Locklear, Jessica Alba, Avril Lavigne, Brittany Murphy, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Biel.

  28. 28

    She's ugly. I always thought that she was very ugly. With a nice body, but ugly. Untalented.
    Ashley is gourgeous and sing better than Jessica.

  29. 29

    she looked at Tonys call log b4 he deleted it? She should have realized by now almost are men are lying cheating bastards. no exceptions! no matter who you are! just look at Christie Brinkley, Reese Witherspoon, Elizabeth Hurley, all who are beautiful, just to name a few. Men have small ass pea brains you really cant expect much from them!!!!

  30. 30

    I thought that was Britney, y'all

  31. Sammy says – reply to this
    31

    I think she is pregnant and she looks like she just barfed! Her and Tony went ring shopping this weekend at Neimans Marcus here in Dallas, I think they will marry after the Cowboys win the Superbowl!

  32. Sammy says – reply to this
    32

    I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU speak so highly of a slut like Dita and make fun of JessIca! What has Dita done? Honestly Perez? Jessica has a successful album, successful clothing and perfume not to also mention shoe line, hair extensions etc, she has been in movies, she makes a good living and has a great guy by her side that many wish they could rope!!! Dita HAD that Manson guy!!!

  33. 33

    she is rough as old boots

  34. 34

    ok ok ok, two words……. POSE NAKED!!!!!!!

  35. 35

    I hear Jessica Simpson is on the coke diet.

    But in terms of her career,one of the biggest mistakes she
    makes is listening to the advice of father/manager
    Joe Simpson.

    Jessica Simpson should fire Papa Joe,and hire a heavy weight like Benny Medina.

    Every career Benny Medina touches turns to gold.

  36. 36

    Jess, do us all a favor and get rid of your dad as your manager. He's crapped on you for way too long (and Ash). You need a professional manager, not a stage dad, that wrecked your marriage and your career. Besides, I actully like your new album. Your new single is one of your best, IMO.

  37. 37

    She is not a good singer. I think she must have saw her performance on DWTS! And, what is with that fake country, hillbilly accent that she has came up with, she never had it before, as fake as her sister's singing.

  38. 38

    omg perez!!
    RIP MY CAREER
    are you kidding me?????
    that's some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. 39

    That pic looks totally like Britney Spears!

  40. 40

    Stupid bitch worthless talent and waste of great hair, love her sis tho!!!! go ashlee

  41. tasha says – reply to this
    41

    Country album first week out 65,000 sold, second week 23,000, third week 14,000. Perez is right. Her country career anyways is dead and gone. Her music career seems to be dead and gone. The only thing she can do is sell products.

  42. 42

    Her dad has taken Ken's place. Oh! wait a minute he does not give a shit about her, he has a younger daughter to take care off.

  43. 43

    She does look like she is on something her pupils are huge. What a joke.

  44. 44

    Re: Sammy
    umm the cowboys played like crap this past sunday and you are making superbowl predictions???? just hope they finish the rest of the season with the winning record before T.O. gets more pissy about yardage and before the move to the city where the OTHER sports team NEVER WINS! aka arlington - rangers - suck

  45. 45

    She's on Romo's baby batter and it's all full of loooooooser shit.

  46. 46

    Poor Jessjess, she's such a cutie and she looks so sad and lost.

  47. 47

    She's on the same shit that Britney Spears was on when her career tanked. Shitty career syndrome.

  48. 48

    are you kidding me?

    this girl's country album debuted at no. 1 on the country charts and no. 4 on billboard hot 100. Kiss my ass perez, you dont know shit. you hateful spiteful BITCH. youre just jealous cause shes pretty and more succuessful than you.

  49. 49

    Ummmmm Jessica is really pathetic and lame. She totally wishes she were Dolly Parton or even Faith Hill but those gals have talent and locked up the "personality" image and the "1/2 of a super couple" image. Sorry Jess, your just not original enough to make it in the industry.

  50. 50

    I bet she is just tired she has been performing non stop for a while now, promoting her new album. If anything maybe she had some drinks :) ! I really like Jessica Simpson & I think her career is coming back! She is opening for Rascal Flatts fall tour :) ! This just isn't her best pic - o well.

  51. 51

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    HER AND THOSE FUCKING DUCK LIPS!!!! DID DADDY MAKE HER
    GET THEM SO SHE COULD GIVE HIM A BETTER BJ?? THIS GIRL
    IS NOTHING MORE THEN A BIG TITTED BRAINLESS NO TALENT.
    HONESTLY SHE SHOULD GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

  52. 52

    Re: GoFuckYourself – you are rude. you don't even know her and you want her to die - i think that is a little harsh! you need to get over yourself.

  53. 53

    I new it was over for her when she left Nick… Greed, to bad. go home. your day is over…

  54. 54

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER??SHE SUCKS NOW,SHEIS JUST SOOO YESTERDAY.I DO NOT LIKE HER ANYMORE.