What's She On???
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Dazed and confused!
C-lister Jessica Simpson makes a graceful exit as she leaves dinner at Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles on Wednesday night, accompanied by former ASSistant Cacee "Corn On The" Cobb.
Where's Ken Paves???
He's usually attached to her tit!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 2, 2008 at 8:54 am
I don't think she's on anything, just maybe a little too much "fun" at the bar!
Poor little big titty bitch.
back off perez….
you're being a jealous
bitch already this morning
you just wish ken paves would
come over and save your hair!!
good morning harry
Leave her alone… She looks sad!
yeah she blows. hopefully sshe'll end up just like her career. DEAD.
Johnny Knoxville called and said the test came back positive.
Looks like she went to the Britney Spears school of destroying you looks.
She's got the droopy dog eyes going on. WTF!!
Messica is suffering from a serious case of……notalentitous
She is so done. No one wants to hear anything from her or her ho/down sister.
She needs to go away. She still thinks she is famous. No one cares anymore. She is a wannabe.
Did you see her "dress" on Dancing with the Stars? LMAO
I tried to watch that dumb film she was in about a supermarket the other night and could only tolerate 10 minutes of it. It was seriously pathetic. Did you see the state of her roots in that by the way?
Perez, she might not be the most talented girl on earth but at least she's not a drug addict, a whore or a loudmouth idiot like most of the celebrities you pick on. I feel bad for this girl.
you are soooooooooooo envious P!!! You never even made any mention that her album is doing well for her first time on the country charts….you are so predictable!
i love jessica
please leave her alone
you are all making me very sad
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She just needs to flash some vag and she would be popular again..
you know. any news/gossip is good for your "failing" career
she looks like britney there
She swiped Tony's phone before he deleted the call log?
i'm glad to see her lips looking a normal size again….. doesn't make up for the fact that she is a tone deaf "singer" but whateverrrrrrrrr… nice lips
I actually like her Perezzito (BTW I know that PEREZ is pronounced like "Paris" not Peh-Rez lol)
Love you
Im not a fan. But if she would sing, instead of hump the microphone she could sound ok. She has a pretty voice, I just hate the way she abuses it.. She and Mariah Cary have the same approch these days..All about moaning and making suggestive noises, instead of actually singing the g`damn song.
LMAO. What isn't she on??!!!!!!!
I hate that she'd made millions at being awful…
Just like Jennifer lopez, awful acting and still makes millions.
What a country!
Ughhhh did she ever have one…a career that is??
She looks like a cocker spaniel.
#1, She looks amazing.
#2, Her career is hardly RIP. She has a new perfume out. Duh.
#3, She has more $ than you will ever have.
#4, you're just envious!
#5, Ken is probably working on someone else's hair. Like, Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra, Céline Dion, Kim Cattrall, Christina Applegate, Heather Locklear, Jessica Alba, Avril Lavigne, Brittany Murphy, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Biel.
She's ugly. I always thought that she was very ugly. With a nice body, but ugly. Untalented.
Ashley is gourgeous and sing better than Jessica.
she looked at Tonys call log b4 he deleted it? She should have realized by now almost are men are lying cheating bastards. no exceptions! no matter who you are! just look at Christie Brinkley, Reese Witherspoon, Elizabeth Hurley, all who are beautiful, just to name a few. Men have small ass pea brains you really cant expect much from them!!!!
I thought that was Britney, y'all
I think she is pregnant and she looks like she just barfed! Her and Tony went ring shopping this weekend at Neimans Marcus here in Dallas, I think they will marry after the Cowboys win the Superbowl!
I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU speak so highly of a slut like Dita and make fun of JessIca! What has Dita done? Honestly Perez? Jessica has a successful album, successful clothing and perfume not to also mention shoe line, hair extensions etc, she has been in movies, she makes a good living and has a great guy by her side that many wish they could rope!!! Dita HAD that Manson guy!!!
she is rough as old boots
ok ok ok, two words……. POSE NAKED!!!!!!!
I hear Jessica Simpson is on the coke diet.
But in terms of her career,one of the biggest mistakes she
makes is listening to the advice of father/manager
Joe Simpson.
Jessica Simpson should fire Papa Joe,and hire a heavy weight like Benny Medina.
Every career Benny Medina touches turns to gold.
Jess, do us all a favor and get rid of your dad as your manager. He's crapped on you for way too long (and Ash). You need a professional manager, not a stage dad, that wrecked your marriage and your career. Besides, I actully like your new album. Your new single is one of your best, IMO.
She is not a good singer. I think she must have saw her performance on DWTS! And, what is with that fake country, hillbilly accent that she has came up with, she never had it before, as fake as her sister's singing.
omg perez!!
RIP MY CAREER
are you kidding me?????
that's some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
That pic looks totally like Britney Spears!
Stupid bitch worthless talent and waste of great hair, love her sis tho!!!! go ashlee
Country album first week out 65,000 sold, second week 23,000, third week 14,000. Perez is right. Her country career anyways is dead and gone. Her music career seems to be dead and gone. The only thing she can do is sell products.
Her dad has taken Ken's place. Oh! wait a minute he does not give a shit about her, he has a younger daughter to take care off.
She does look like she is on something her pupils are huge. What a joke.
Re: Sammy –
umm the cowboys played like crap this past sunday and you are making superbowl predictions???? just hope they finish the rest of the season with the winning record before T.O. gets more pissy about yardage and before the move to the city where the OTHER sports team NEVER WINS! aka arlington - rangers - suck
She's on Romo's baby batter and it's all full of loooooooser shit.
Poor Jessjess, she's such a cutie and she looks so sad and lost.
She's on the same shit that Britney Spears was on when her career tanked. Shitty career syndrome.
are you kidding me?
this girl's country album debuted at no. 1 on the country charts and no. 4 on billboard hot 100. Kiss my ass perez, you dont know shit. you hateful spiteful BITCH. youre just jealous cause shes pretty and more succuessful than you.
Ummmmm Jessica is really pathetic and lame. She totally wishes she were Dolly Parton or even Faith Hill but those gals have talent and locked up the "personality" image and the "1/2 of a super couple" image. Sorry Jess, your just not original enough to make it in the industry.
I bet she is just tired she has been performing non stop for a while now, promoting her new album. If anything maybe she had some drinks
! I really like Jessica Simpson & I think her career is coming back! She is opening for Rascal Flatts fall tour 
! This just isn't her best pic - o well.
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HER AND THOSE FUCKING DUCK LIPS!!!! DID DADDY MAKE HER
GET THEM SO SHE COULD GIVE HIM A BETTER BJ?? THIS GIRL
IS NOTHING MORE THEN A BIG TITTED BRAINLESS NO TALENT.
HONESTLY SHE SHOULD GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
Re: GoFuckYourself – you are rude. you don't even know her and you want her to die - i think that is a little harsh! you need to get over yourself.
I new it was over for her when she left Nick… Greed, to bad. go home. your day is over…
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER??SHE SUCKS NOW,SHEIS JUST SOOO YESTERDAY.I DO NOT LIKE HER ANYMORE.
I bet Ken Paves is better at sucking cock than she is. I bet Tony Romo gives himself better head than she can give him. I think Nick gets way better a.. now. I bet I the cute little apricot poodle could satisfy a man better than her anyday! She is a waste of oxygen.
My last name is Cobb and the "corn on the" joke is so dumb and overused.
GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!
HOW IN THE FUCK IS SHE A C LISTER WITH THE #1 COUNTRY ALBUM …
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY PEREZ HATES HER SO MUCH..
PLEASE!
Re: GoFuckYourself –
YOUR A SICK FUCKING PIG….YOU PROBABLY SIT IN YOUR ROOM GOOGLING KIDDIE PORN AND SNUFF FILMS…SEE YOU ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR..
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I think A. She's on some kind of meds, or B. She's preggie and not feeling that great.
duck face ?
lips galoree
Geez Perez, give her a fucking break, will ya? It's just a bad photo. You take bad photos all the time. Get over it.
I hope she's alright. People should back off!
Ok… I usually think that she's REALLY hot, but seriously… WHAT happened to her bottom lip? It looks like a two day old, leaky water-balloon!
Re: bluesft5 – It was one bad game which they lost by just 2 points. I do predict they will win it all, they are the best team in the NFL, I have been a fan since the day the doc spanks my bottom, and even thru the 1-15 season! So good or bad COWBOYS will always be my team!!!
Let's see. Album debuts at #1 (when CD sales have SHAT THE BED the last 2 years). She sang 2 songs on 'Dancing'. She's on every magazine conver. Letterman, Leno, etc. You (Perez) still talk about her everyday. Sounds to me like "RIP career" will only be true when we quit blogging about this girl ALL THE TIME. I think Romo knows just a LITTLE bit more about her than we do. Not even a fan… Just sayin…
On? It's called getting older & being past her prime.
i thot this wus a bad britney pic for a second/….
R.I.P. my career!!! hahaha good one perez!!
What are you people talking about? Jess is a huge star!! She in every fashion mag, and a pretty good singer. I dont get why people think she sucks and say ashlee is bigger then her.
uhmm she has that dazed and confused look A LA BRITNEY… so I can see a break out coming pretty soon. she looks like she is on something
well I don't think she's really on anything, maybe just a few drinks but really i just think she looks sad, she has that same face that Britney had during her crazyyyy days… poor Jess.
Dont be jel perez, shes better looking then you.
what career
I just hate it when she does that goofy thing with her mouth. She looks like she's about 10 seconds away from drooling and messing herself.
Another untalented cunt will finally fade away into obscurity. I hope she takes her shitty sister with her.
well, it was just a matter of time!!!!
She might look a little bit out of it, but she can clamp those lips around my love muscle any time. I think she's sexy.
Hate this fake girl! Everything with her is planned to the core by her obsessed with money father. Her album hit #1 the week it came out because there was no other album out. He planned it out and made sure of that! Her father calls the paps to advise them where she is going and she goes to places where the paps hang out so they can film her.
She has no singing or acting talents but her dad is desperate to make money because it has to roll in, their overhead is huge.
So sick of her being everywhere and when is it going to stop? Her so hyped country album will soon be off the charts, it is now rapidly descending on the charts and after all this, will have sold about 100-150k albums which is not good at all and probably not enough to pay the bills for it.
She screwed herself up and lost the confidence of the public when she let her father dictate her divorce soon after "The Newlyweds". She hasn't beenable to gain it back since.
Please, after this album hopefully we can finally put a fork to having to watch and listen to her warbled, ackward singing!
Jess, stick to selling your boots and perfume! At least you can do that with your fame but stop trying to be a singer or an actress because the public deserves to listen to real talent and not some manufactured crap pushed on by an obsessed, greedy, overbearing father!
She's not on anything at all! This picture was taken when she was being MOBBED by photographers!…..and about the "RIP my career" - have you even bothered to find out how her album is doing??? Its doing GREAT by the way! Leave the woman alone!!
Her dad pays people to come on this site to say positive things about her! Her fame has been made by the paparazzi and the tabloids so they arrange and live their lives around what is written or what they want written or photographed. Jess and her family are also obsessed about what is said about them and are desperately trying to convince everyone that she really does have talent. Personally, I think they are a mess and they will be in big trouble if she fades away from the public, their overhead is huge, hence her father's desperate attempts to manufacture talent!
Re: Sammy – I totally agree with you.
maybe a bit tipsy but she dont do drus perez u can tell wen sum1s on drugs luv jess
People, leave perez alone. I love his site and he has the right to say anything he wants about a pathetic loser like Jessica. In this picture, she looks drunk, so whats new? Jessica could have gone out of the restaurant using a secret way out like most celebrities do, but no, she has to make a spectacle of herself as usual. She looks sad because she has gotten bad reviews at every live performance she's done, and her country album is a miserable #37 on the charts after only 3 weeks. She and her lousy album will be off the charts after a couple of weeks, even after the aggressive ad campaigne her father did on the cmt station. By the way, there is no engagement ring from Neiman Marcas. If there was an engagement, the Simpson clan would have called every newspaper, magazine, and every photographer for millions of dollars. This has not happened, therefore they are not engaged.