Brooke Hogan Looking Like A Trashy Ho Herself
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Brooke Hogan looked a hot mess at the Bejeweled Swimwear show for Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami.
The show wins the award for most cringeworthy title.
It's been scientifically proven that the word "bejeweled" acts as a pheromone for any of the female Hogans.
So, of course Brooke was there, clothing-and-taste-challenged as usual.
A belly chain?
Really?
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: October 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm
omg - tragic - shes freakin DISGUSTING!
those boobs have to be real to look that BAD!
Sickkkyyyy
I thought the same thing! Where can you even buy belly chains anymore?
She looks five years younger than her mom
She's looking more like her fat momma every day.
Why doesnt she wear an undershirt
wtf?!
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TRANNY. I THINK HER MOTHER MIGHT EVEN HAVE A TOUCH
MORE CLASS THEN HER AND THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH!
she has the same problem that lauren conrad has…that gross mustache
what the hell is wrong with her? the girl has the potential to look decent and yet this is the path she chooses. she looks like her haggard old tramp of a mother
she kinda looks like Stephanie Pratt…you should do a Separated at Birth with those two….
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Ho-rific !!!
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Barf-o-licious
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Give that girl a stripper pole.
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She could be the starting linebacker for the Miami Dolphins.
it looks like all that sun she gets is finally kicking her ass!
Yeah, WTF to the belly chain? Weren't those popular in the 90's? I've noticed Mimoo wearing belly chains here lately too.
yea right shes hott, you people are jelous.
PS- the second pic, I thought it was her mom wearing the same outfit!!
She had a boob job but unfortunately it wasnt a good one..she is the female version of her daddy..sadly genetics have not been kind to her and she looks like a masculine fake bitch..take a good look at your mama Brooke and realize that you are on your way to looking even WORSE than she does! OMG
she really doesnt look "young and hot" …
Re: hipbonejohnson – miami…lolz
I think she's a pretty girl… and at least she's not boring!
shes only 20 but she looks way older, especially in the 2nd picture of her
She looks a hot mess.
Poor thing she looks like she is 45 — I thought that was her mom. All she needs to do is get sleep, stop tanning, mosturize, and work out and she can bounce back.
how old is she, she looks old, isnt she young???
Did you mean "fake" and write "fail". If you meant to write "fail", then what does it mean? I'm missing something.
Re: The Mary – I live down the road from her in Clearwater and have seen her around town several times. She is A LOT better looking in person. She doesn't photograph well.
Oh my gosh! Why is she so called "famous"
She hasn't done anything to deserve it.. wow
her dad is a wrestler, big whoop. Seriously, Brooke
get a job that you actually deserve!! And for the
Hogan family, stop acting like you guys are the shit
cause your no where near being the shit!!
Oh and Brooke, one more thing, cover up, no one
wants to see you that way. EWWWWWWW!!!
It looks like she swallowed the entire defensive line of the Miami Dolphins, Son! GULP!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
that bottom pic
lookz like her effen dad with gri clothez on
pukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Weezie – Brooke's boobs are fake. She used to be a A cup and looked like a square pan.
Did her and her mum wear the same clothes to an event or something?
I be given her a jizz beard too, just like I be given her mom.
omgomgomg.
what the shit is up with that second picture?
xD
Tacky Miami clothes aside, I think she is SO pretty with a GREAT body.
Shes a very beautiful woman, who threatens the skanks here leaving comments.
she gags me…she is giving everyone the stink eye
how old is she? they shouldn't be sagging that much already!!
ok, so i love brooke hogan and all but seriously she's beginning to look more and more like her mom as she gets older. like i used to think she was such a good girl and all but she's looking so trashy these days. it's a shame!
Hey she fixed the heavy handed drag queen make up. Maybe there is hope eventually she will fix the clothes?
What in the world would possess anyone to wear some tight ass black pants that give you a roll, a Pink sweater unbuttoned and a leopard bra with a belly chain? I think think the answer is a person who is trying hard to prove they are not a man… and she has failed.
for sure she could look pretty but her trashiness overcomes any possibility of us noticing
I think she looks fucking hot.
Perez why are you always hating on Brooke?
Re: lefty lady – holy shit me too!
I've been reading this site for about two years and this is the first post that ever make me laugh out loud
LOL!
ah well.. she can look gorgeous if the fake tan comes off, fake everything including the damaged hair… seriously damaged.
i dont think shes ugly. but theese are some bad pictures of her. i believe that if she makes herself natural again she can make it
people forget looks arent everything. imagine getting your picture taken watching tv, with six chins, a lazy eye and not prepared- how hot would you be ??
so dont be TOO harsh. but its ok to make fun of the fakeness.
you guys are just cruel and insecure
omg she's HER MOTHER! linda hogan, brooke hogan… ONE IN THE SAME
HER BOOBS LOOK GOOD.
I wouldn't do her,
shez old and kruzty
like botoxbiden, grozz…
fizh $4.00 a pound,
57 states
Someone needs some serious attention! I actually think it;s sad. I wonder if she is in therapy. If my mother was embarrassing me the way her mom does, dating a 19 year old, dressing like a hooker to visit her son in jail I would have issues too but dressing like that…is not the way to go
She's got saggy boobs from bad bras
i just DIED.
Re: piazzasbuttplug – nice
Re: EMILY_S –
She seriously needs to sue that dr of hers if those really are fake.
in the first picture her stomach looks kind of fake and no belly button