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Miz Dita Von Teese attends a party in Paris on Wednesday night celebrating Sonia Rykiel's 40 years in fashion.
Dita walks into a party ___________.
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BANGIN!!
that puppy is just the sweetest! who IS that woman anyway?
and the room falls silent in awe?
Sexy
and all the men get boners
and her boobs attack all in attendance. Why is the dog in a straight jacket? He looks pissed.
ANIMAL CRUELTY…dogs do not belong constrained in bags at a dinner party!
When will people get a clue?!
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The room stops and everyone bows down to her
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Dita walks into a party,wanting to become the next
Xaveria Hollander……She wants to fuck that doggy!
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and pokes a dog in a bag behind his ear with her finger.
The expectations for Sarah Palin were so low, it is no wonder people are saying she did so well.
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She started the debate saying….Hi nice to meet ya, can I call ya Joe?…but then she called him Senator Biden all the time….
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At the end I was already too distracted to listen to her "Darn", "Heck", or "Betcha" lines
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Palin has memorized all the right lines, but has put no substance behind it.
She didn't answer the important questions, and when stumped she fell back on her "folksy outsider" image.
You can see that she was coached and you can also tell when she was very defensive and nervous about some of the questions. I hope she’s also coached for those 3am calls she might get…
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What is wrong is that she thinks she can just say whatever they taught her to say and the American people will think that she is capable of doing the job.
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I wasn't impressed by her performance in the debate tonight. Somehow she seemed to ignore the questions all together, and with every answer she would turn it into a debate on taxes and Iraq.
I think she was incoherent on most of what she said. It is so obvious that she doesn't read a lot. She repeats things she's said before even when it isn't relevant to the question that was asked. It is obvious that what she said wasn't a part of her actual knowledge, it sounded too rehearsed.
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So many people mention Barack's inexperience and Palin's inexperience, but what about intelligence?
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Did she have a problem on her eye or she thought it was appropriate to blink in a VP debate? And what was she thinking on giving shout outs? Its clear that she can’t be taken for serious.
So i dont know how much you make perez but you could donate some money to No to number 8. I hear you sight makes 111,000 a MONTH!
Oh look!
It's the clown.
The circus must be in town.
lookin good but the dog was 2 much ya think
She always looks nice. I just wish she would get a little color on her skin.
Hey… Perez… you've posted this evening… but left out the big news of the night!!!
How come??? Because Palin did well tonight!!!!
Re: PrincessAndrea – What does that have to do with the posting of Dita on here?
and whooooooooooooooooo cares? she's a bore.
Re: PrincessAndrea – What does that have to do with a photo of Dita? It's all well and good to stand up on your soapbox, but the comment section for a pic of a model (or any other totally unrelated image) seems very strange.
Re: ||Jenna|| – Sorry to post twice- my stupid wireless cut out & I didn't think it posted the first time… stupid T Mobil!
she is exquisite….
This sucks man, I am trying to post a link and it won't let me. Your site sucks now Perez.
LOOKING FABULOUS!
almost artistic with it's crazyness
That poor dog! Where is PETA when you need them??? Dita vT is hideous to the max!
relax people the dog is fine. Nobody is hurting him. He probably lives better than you and me…
She always looks so stunning. It must take a lot of work to always look that flawless.
My Darling Dita,
You look fabulous. As usual. Proof that people dont need to be tan /have skin cancer to look hot. Please put your breasts away when at the table from now on, its not very lady like. And the dog has to go. I dont care WHERE it goes, as long as its not in that terrible bag.
Poor dog… :0(
Dita Von Teese walks into a party and all the other girls bow their heads in shame, slap their boyfriends for staring and everyone is so envious they can't look like her
DDD
(And for those of you still wondering why she married Marilyn Manson; read his autobiography. Fucking beautiful, man.)
the crowd couldn't keep their paws off of her
Re: PrincessAndrea – Finally!! Someone agrees with me! thank you!
and wants a martini!!! or glass of wine!!!
and receives next weeks wardrobe.
and I say that completely unaware of her PETA membership status.
Dita walks into a party, but is soon overshadowed by an adorable "dog in purse."
and everyone thinks…who is that skank
And even the animals fancy her
an says ow!
Dita walks into a party and is shocked to see a bag that actually has the live head of a dog.
Dita walks into a party and someone yells : WE FOUND OBAMAS' PIG IN LIPSTICK!!!!!
She looks a little like Potato Head here..
STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE CHRIS CROCKER
Get that dog out that handbag! A Jack Russell is twice the size of one of those rat dogs, it must be so cramped.
with a real doggy bag
and everybody wipes the drool from their mouths. Men try to contain their stiffs and women try to fight the lesbian urge. And everyone hopes she'll do a burlesque dance and take all her clothes off.
man, mario. you rip on rumer willis and call her 'potato head' and fail to see the strong
resemblance between her and this freak. who the fuck is she anyway and why do you
post so much crap about her? she should be under the 'offend easily' column.
Dita walks into a party . . . AND GETS MISTAKEN FOR A WELL DRESSED RUMOR WILLIS!
That dress looks like the one I wore to prom . . . in 1992!
Yet another asswipe who thinks a dog is an accessory, poor dog! This woman looks plastic, Perez you need glasses?
Dita walks into a party, passes out because she cannot breath, her corset is too tight. Dog escapes, eats all the caviar, gets picked up by Tom Sturrige as he follows Robert Pattinson around.
that dog looks terrified. poor baby.
Dita walks in and the DJ, being a funny fucker, plays Marylin Manson's 'Beautiful People' and the crowd points and laughs…
And everyone forgets that there was any other reason to be there except to stare at her.
with a dog that is gonna chew her fucking ass when he gets out of that bag !!!!
And her Dick fell out.
and says "I want this dog to mount me so i can have his puppies"
that puppy fucking precious
AND LOOKS FIERCE!
What is so special about this woman? She is a glorified stripper.
Dita walks into a party… AND TOTALLY CAPTIVATES ALL IN ATTENDANCE!
everyone dropped dead because of how gorgeous she is!!!!
wtf makes her hot?????????? she looks like morticia adams
and always looks better than everyone.
…like she owns it!
…and leaves with a doggy bag !
and an angel has an orgasm
and laughs and points at the dog in the straight jacket…PETA is called in and Dita is wrestled to the ground and human breast milk is force fed to her while the PETA people chant "dogs are people too!"
Dita walks into a party ____ looking fabulous, as always.
Gotta love Dita!
The dog is fine, sheesh. I have a Jack Russell, and they LOVE to be carried around. I know a lot of them will even hop into bags by themselves. And as for Dita: Marvelous!
..and the dogs go wild! DOWN BOY!
…as if she were a celebrity.
…..and all the women in attendence stab themselves with butter knives and forks for being so damn homely in comparison to La Von Teese.
Ilove her always so gorgeous!!!!!!!!!
Dita is a burlesque dancer,not a stripper there is a BIG difference in atmosphere,self-respect, and the amount of skin shown as well as no physical contact with the audience. And yes, to an audience and not a bunch of horny men looking for a lap dance and cheap steaks. She is one of the lead women in the burlesque revival bringing back the classic art of dance in 1940's style lingerie. She is a classy,beautiful, intuitive woman with impeccable style and grace with her own lingerie line and is a costume designer for period pieces as well as a ballet dancer.
And how Marilyn left her for that flat-chested no curved, little girl I will never know… but if I had a choice to be anyone other than myself, I would be her. She is like a frozen piece of time that is now lost,when women were first discovering their own sexuality.so classic. I love it!
and she looks nothing like potato head.thank you perez for updating on Dita, i am always pleasantly surprised to see her on here. people who dont know who she is just havent branched outside of the mainstream enough.
your not supposed to poke puppies your supposed to pet them
and someone says " who's the dead bitch?"
She needs to stop Putting so much white clown makeup on her face.
and everyone goes silent with jealousy
like she was walking onto a yacht..
Re: marleyisme – It's actually "you're", which means "you are". "Your" means possession. (ie) You're not supposed to poke your puppy".
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with an aura. i've seen it!
looking impeccable as always.
Dita walks into a party ___________on her hind legs.
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