saMAN Doesn't Go To The Gym - "Naturally" Thin
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson
Though "never more unhappy" with the bikini pics snapped during her vacation with LezLo in Mexico, saMAN says she is surprised at the positive reaction to her body.
Yeah, we were surprised too - that we didn't puke!
So how does she do it?
With smoking!
"I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!" she says.
Lindsay's lover friend admits that she never goes to the gym and that the most exercise she gets is sprinting through airports to catch flights.
She contributes her figure to her parents' good genetic material.
We're sure Lindsay loves her just the way she is - all MAN!
[Image via WENN.]
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winded reaching for smokes….hahaha
Yeah…..naturally….RIGHT UP HER NOSE!!!!!
all those cigarettes are definitely helping her maintain that boyish figure.
Weird, I thought eating muffins all day would really bulk you up haha
my friend lost 3 stone while smoking. she looks fab too.
is cocaine natural?
omg perez ! you are always picking on this girl! your definitely not perfect !
FU Perez. You treat all women poorly.
Good Lord!
I say if you're gon go for the girls…Can you get ummm..I don't know a GIRL maybe!
YUUUUUUUUUCK…
LMAO
SaMAN! hahahaa
all WOMAN is more like it. Samantha looks killer in a bikini, who cares how she got that way??
FIRST!!!
DON'T SMOKE SAMANTHA IT CAUSES CANCER!!! WOULDN'T WANT YOUR LOVELY COMPLEXION RUINED HAHA LINDSEY WON'T CALL YOU YOGURT OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS NO MORE, YOU'LL BE COTTAGE CHEESE!
GLUSLU!!
For lesbians, they have great fashion sense.
she is not attractive. smoking is disgusting. stupid lesbos!!!!
She can lift a ton with her tongue though!
If by natural she means coke!
genes my ass. it's the nose-candy diet!
perez, it's "attributes" not "contributes" honey!
p.s.–I think she is beautiful, and that you're just jealous
don't forget about the coke
cigarretes… so that means shes on the air diet?
she's thin but ugly as fuck and has huge hips. poor LezLo can do so much better than this mean bull dyke.
she's hot, but cigarettes are not
Yeah, we were surprised too - that we didn't puke! LOL
She's so tiny! I bet Linds is the agressor in the relationship!
OOPS she forgot to mention the cocaine and colonics.
Did you see her ass though?
I should start smoking
jesus christ perez, just stop bitching on samantha! she's totally cool (though she sucks as a dj……)
There is such thing as 'naturally thin'. I am one of them. Lay off her Perez. Just cuz you spend 500 hours in he gym, doesn't mean cuz someone is skinny that they are anorexic or bullemic, or whatever else you "hollywooders" accuse.
Ass.
Boygirl show got some child-bearing hips though. She probably has a desert after every meal (not the pu$$y kind) of a finger down her throat. Any healthy meat on those child-bearing hips would have her looking mighty weird pear-shaped.
Them cadaverous skeletal shoulders o' hers jus' makes me wanna feed the po' child.
Honestly, who cares? Why do you put their pic on your blog Perez?
Re: SupreBecky – and you don't have any prejudices at all, do you?
I like her as long as she keeps her clothes on… i mean her body's nice but it doesn't suit her. but MAYBE she should lay off the ciggs and eat something instead… and then work out if she feels she has to. i'm sure she'd like her body better then too… if it wasn't only skin and bones.
She likes the Gin cuz it keeps her thin!
AHH HOW ABOUT COCAINE? JUST A THOUGHT. STOP PRAISING THE SICK PEREZ…
Sam, Sam, Sam… unhappy with the pictures, huh? For your next vacation, I have two solutions for you!
1. Don't face the cameras! You damn well knew they were there! Pictures taken while you are sitting around reading are one thing- but standing at the water's edge and looking directly at the lenses, you might as well schedule a photo shoot and pose for them.
2. Put on something different with a little more coverage! Shorts and a tank, maybe. No self-respecting dyke I know would wear pink bikinis anyhow. Ugh.
Of course, the idea that these two have nothing better to do than go on a vacation (from what, shopping?) and walk around for the cameras and spend money like they print it while the country is in a financial crisis, and hard-working people are losing their homes, really irritates me. I don't know why it does, but it does.
I wish I had the luxury of doing nothing with most of my time. And there's a lot of people I could help if I only had the money.
i don't think she can CONTRIBUTE to anything, let alone her parents.
ur lungs are black like ur soul u evil blowhard.
Sure… SMOKE and COKE (or pepsi) have NOTHING to do with it!
who was it that said "any love is good love"? wish i could remember…
imo, shes hawt
Of course she doesn't need to go to the gym - starvation keeps her skinny enough!
who cares she's a whore
Samantha is beautiful and should be left alone. I wish she would stop smoking and eat jelly beans like Ronald Reagan did. Long live samantha!
she looks like a 13 year old!
No Boobs No Ass Nothing at all!
MORE LIKE NATURALLY FUGLY.
AND FUCKS SHE TALKING ABOUT GOOD GENES?!!!! IF she HAS GOOD GENES THEN I MUST BE ANGELINA JOLIE.
Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are both on the coke diet,that is how they stay so skinny…
A few sniff's a day,will keep the pounds away…
Re: Leigh James – ROFLMAO!