Maniston Has Gone To The Dogs!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston
Poor Jennifer Aniston. The cripplingly codependent, washed-up actress just can't get a break.
And in the process, she's bumming out everyone around her.
Even her dog - a corgi-terrier named Norman - reportedly needs therapy.
The old dog is said to suffer from aching joints and stiffness, and receives massages, Reiki (A touch-oriented Japanese stress-reduction technique), and acupuncture treatments to the tune of $350 a week.
Apparently Jenn is hesitant to place the dog on medication for his ailments.
Without a man in her life, she's gotta spend that money on someone, right? And, unlike a certain ex-husband, Norman won't go humping co-stars' legs.
Anyway, didn't she just break up with a dog?
Aniston recently admitted that she wishes men were more like dogs, saying, "It wouldn't be bad if, when a man comes home, he'd run to his woman with his tail wagging."
Woof!
[Image via WENN.]
aw poor dog
MANISTON IS A LOSER.
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Speaking of high maintenance, imagine how much time her hair takes everyday. If you've seen her "real" hair from early pics, you know what this means. That along with the constant exercise and etc. makes you wonder how she thought she could be a groupie girl for the likes of Mayer, who obviously needs the shortest leash in the world, not that he's worth the effort of any self-respecting woman, one who wants to be more than a dog owner, that is.
She should hook up with JOHN STAMOS and live happily ever after! they are hot they would have beautiful babies together. that's just my opinion
Re: Letty Spaghetti – i like that plan
Jenn Aniston is co-dependent?? Give me a break! Brad Pitt takes on the image of whatever woman he's with at the time! She's a nice girl - give her a break!! You should be glad her and John Mayer broke up Perez - you were acting more than a little jealous!!
Your problem with this woman is pathetic. You're a cunt and if your mother was half decent, she wouldn't have raised such an evil little bully.
I think Jennifer is great. I don't get your blogs about her. You are so weird. I only wish I had a body like hers. I don't get this insane shit you blog about her. I also wish I had her problems PLEASE!!!!!
WHY do you despise her so much? I REALLY don't understand. Is it a jealousy thing, or do you have any actual qualms with her?
oh gawddd perez you sound like a jilted ex-lover. why all the resentment? this isn't even an interesting story, but you have to turn it into something negative against jennifer. you're sooo effin pathetic.
Perez you can be unnecessarily cruel and mean-spirited some times, and this is one of those times. She is not a "washed up actress." She had a hit TV series, she's made a few movies, produced some, and is generally pretty popular. She went thru a very public divorce and she went thru another very public relationship, and I think she'd be real glad if people who are in your business got out of her personal business. Let be Perez. She does no harm to anyone and I think she gets too much mean shit thrown at her. For no reason at all. Go pick on someone more deserving. God knows there are plenty to chose from. Bad Perez.
Earth to maniston, MEN ARE DOGS!!! THEY FUCK ANYTHING IN HEAT, BUT SINCE YOU'RE A COLD HEARTED, NONE ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU. TOO BAD, SO SAD, NOT!!!!!!
this site is becoming so tired. U always dawg on Jennifer, Miley–the same peeps over and over but then people like Mandonna can do no wrong. ur a fat pig mario
I know Brad Pitt is a dog for cheating on Jennifer Anniston,but it seems like Jennifer Anniston can't seem to land/keep a man.
I honestly think Jennifer Anniston must suffer from a personality disorder,that makes it difficult to be around her for long periods of time.
I say Jennifer Anniston should give herself a makeover,and shake up her image a little.
Then she will have directors knocking at her door again.
When it comes to Jennifer, you're such a douche Perez. Plus, how can you be putting her down for wanting to care for her animal? It's an old dog that needs help, and that's the help she choses to get it. If it were anyone else, I'm sure you'd be praising them or some B.S.
Poor Woman….she must me devastated at how good Angie is looking!
At least she's not a low class, tattooed up skank that admits to swinging both ways and wearing a vile of blood around her neck. And most of all she hasn't slept with Billy Bob…eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Just think Brad Pitt is screwing Billy Bob Thornton's reject.
stop painting aniston as desperate. we don't know what really goes on, and she's classy for not using her personal life, and she has soo much she could say.
if her situation happened to a guy, she'd probably be treated a lot differently.
I would take sexy Jennifer over skanky Jolie any day of the week. Anniston has class and a body that won't quit, Jolie tongue kissed her brother and wore Billy Bob thortons Blood around her neck.
Leave her alone, she can't be that gross…she has had guys you think are hot…didn't you kiss one of em????? Meanie smurf!
Re: Bongo – The reason Perez blogs hate about JA is because she does not cowtow to homosexual men who want to rape children.
I was actually shocked that she married Brad Pitt to begin with. My wife Lisa and I, nobody would guess that we'd be together. But we are.
SEESM LIKE SHE IS BEING NORMAL… IF THE MEDIA DIDN'T HAVE IT OUT FOR HER, SHE WOULD JUST BE NORMAL AND COOL!
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BRAD KNEW BETTER!! HE KNOWS PR AND THE IMPORTANCE OF IMAGE TO THE CAREER OF A CELEB!
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HE REALLY F*CKED HER IMAGE HUGE!!
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AND PERMANENTLY!!
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YOU MAY WANT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP, BUT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SCREWED HER LIKE THAT!!
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ANGELINA ALSO SEEMED TO ENJOY THE TYPHOON DESTRUCTION OF THIS WOMAN!
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SAD!
Re: Wrenn –
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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
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I *WAS* BILLY BOB WHO DUMPED ANGELINA!!!!
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NUFF SAID!!!!!
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HEPATITIS SKANK!!
i like jennifer aniston–i think she seems really down to earth.. lay off perez! whats your probs with her anyway?
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR JEALOUS PEREZ CAUSE SHE STOLE JOHN OR EVEN THAT HE WOULD GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HER AND NEVER YOU.YOU HATE HER CAUSE SHE HAS EVERYTHING YOU WANT….FOOOOOOL.AND AS FOR THE HAIR COMMENTS WHOEVER YOU ARE DUMB ASS HER HAIR IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN DIFFERENT CUT OBVIOUSLY BUT EXACTLY THE SAME THAT WAS NEARLY MORE STUPID THAT PEREZ'S COMMENTS.AND TO THE BRANGALINA LOVERS HES A BASTARD FOR CHEATING AND SHES A WHORE WHO DID EXACTLY WHAT SOME WOMAN DID TO HER MOTHER ANDFAMILY WHEN SHE RAN OFF WITH HER DAD JOHN VOIGHT.IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TIL BRAD LEAVES HER I PROMISE.I KNOW HE WILL WAIT TIL YOU SEE IM ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT THESE PAOPLE THATS WHY I SHOULD HAVE PEREZ'S JOB CAUSE HES BLIND AND STUPID.DOESNT KNOW WHOS WHO OR WHATS GOING ON SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID.
Re: Andie27 – sooooooooooo true! remember when he was dating gwyneth and he had the same hair as her??? hahahah pathetic desperate codependent and dating an ex druggie who fucked a guy named billy bob. hahahahhahahahhaaa
maybe every celeb should find a reason to sue perez so he'll be forced to stop talking about them like how sony/bmg are suing him and that's why there are no more britney posts. lol
i like gossip; i just wish you weren't so mean to ppl who don't deserve it. asshole.
Perez, you're such an asshole. You talk about how pathetic these people's lives are, but your only job in life is to follow these people's lives OBSESSIVELY. You should get a new hobby - maybe yoga.
You're just jealous because she got more action from John Mayer than you did.
I love Jennifer Aniston! Dont be so mean about her.:( She either has bad luck with men, or she has some serious character flaw ie(bitchy, mean, not good in bed etc). But who knows. Hopefully she will find someone…eventually.lol My boyfriend comes home wagging? lol
SHE NEEDS TO LOVE HERSELF FIRST BEFORE SHE EVER FINDS SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE. SOME PEOPLE NEVER FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND UNFORTUNATELY SHE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.SHE NEEDS TO
STOP TAKING ON THESE SAME OLD SOFT ROLES AND TAKE ON A HARD
DARING ONE OR HER CAREER WILL HEAD DOWN THE SAME ROAD AS HER
"REAL LIFE".
Why are you so hard on her Perez?
Perez your awesome, but why does Brangelina get all the praise? Jen's the one that got humiliated by them, Brangelina got pregnant while Brad was still married, remember? Let's cut Jen some slack, and I am sure when your Blue, who do you confide in Perez? Your cute dog!!! They put up with all of us!!Jen's right not to drug him, but to pamper him!!
no wonder she was sad…..love her
MEN ARE ENOUGH LIKE DOGS…FUCKEN BITCHES
$350.00 a week just for therapy for a dog?! Wow. That must be really nice to be so over-abundantly wealthy that you can even afford pet care. Meanwhile, most *people* can't even afford to get necessary treatment when they're ill.
The only "dog" here is you gordo,
And give kitty a good lickin'!
And it's JEN not JENN, you moron.
Acupuncture and massages for dogs is not uncommon. She's taking the holistic approach to dealing with her dog's illnesses, much healthier. Even though I have to say the price is high. My dog gets acupuncture but it's not that much money. I'd pay it for my pooch any day though…
Hook me up with her Perez, i'm her tail waggin' dog…..love ya'
hard being around her:
obsessed with brad, etc.
hook me up perez….
I want to feel sorry for Jen but she just seems like a neurotic, clingy and high-maintenance freak. I hope she stays away from my man Leo DiCaprio - one the tabloids was implying that Jen is pursuing him. Run Leo run! He doesn't need an emotional wreck like Jen. She's trying to replace Brad with Leo.
this is the most incoherent babble i've seen since the last sarah palin interview, lol. so perez is hating on JA because her dog has some medical conditions and she is concerned about the effect the medications may have on her pet? sounds like a normal girl to me, who wants to do the best for her animal companion. there's no story here. perez, you're nuts. why don't you expose the celebrities who support John McCain, make them an example? you know, instead of fabricating nonsensical stories about normal pet owners?
She can't keep a man. Maybe she needs to do some Kegels.
Who really cares what this Z-lister does with her dog?
Is it impossible to be happy without a man? Maybe she doesn't want a long term commitment -
My single friends are happy and content. They come and go as they please and do not have to answer to anyone. Frankly, I am a little envious.
Perez, you are so mean. AND your empty attachment to Brangelina and strange contempt for Jennifer Aniston shows that you have some personality disorder. You're basically using Jen Aniston's DOG, now, to make fun of JAniston? How weird and desperate are YOU?! Imagine Teddy 10 years from now, which is how old Norman is, apparently. If Teddy has health problems, will that automatically mean it's your crazy fault? Ok, so you hate Stephen Huvane? Like Angelina's reps have NEVER covered stuff up or lied. RIIIIIGGGGHT. I think you're a smart guy, but this whole angle makes all readers question that.