There's No Saving Ali Lohan
Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
Paternity tests and lesbians are just another part of Living Lohan.
Which is to say that the Lohans are a little honesty-challenged.
Remember when we told you how a rep for Dina and Ali said that the Lohan Ladies were meeting with famed music manager Johnny Wright?
Well, Wright's company - which manages such acts as Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara - issued a response to the "reports" that basically bitchslapped the Lohans - hard.
Says a rep for the manager:
"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false."
In other words, "Only in your wildest dreams!"
Owned!
A rep for the momager and mini-40-year-old has - wisely - not commented.
Poor thing,Perez you just like breaking little girls.
that kid is not even remotely attractive. those two losers certainly succeeded at one thing….ugly spawn
That's the picture that screams "gross"
the
whole
family is
mobbed up,
I should know,
I belong to the Union.
obama/botoxbiden
guezz what?
I sat in a church
for 20 yrz. and I didn't
hear one thing Rev. Wright
had to say, SO WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK THAT I WILL LISTEN TO
ONE WORD THIS COUNTRY HAS TO SAY?
obama/botoxbiden
The Lohans need to dissapear. They're lame.
TWATS!
Dina Lohan has been caught in a lot of major lies over the yrs.
She lied about being a Rockette,lies all the time for Lindsay,and lies for daughter Ali as well.
With parents like this,you almost can't blame Lindsay Lohan for turning out the way she did.
And although Ali is cute and all,she is no Lindsay Lohan.
Dina Lohan is trying to create talent and drive in Ali Lohan,that simply is not there.
I wish Ali well,but I think she should consider other career options,cause she doesn't have what it takes to be a star.
I am not trying to sound mean,but I am just saying what the whole world is obviously thinking.
Re: yourazzzuckzbuttermilk – Desperate aren't we. Soooo sorry, history will be made this November.
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Obama/Biden 08 baby!!
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Ok, now for the Lohans. Don't think she looks so bad in this pic. Wish I had the skills of the person who photoshoped this pic.
BOOYAH!
THAT IS SOOO FUNNY
dina lohan is a pimmmppp pooor girls.. lindsay was how old when she did the parent trap like 10 and now shes pushing her younger daughter into the business too. lindsays talented but stop pathetically pushing alis career if she was going to be famous she would be without all that reality shhhhiiiit
they're so annoying
i feel bad for lindsay her whole family are publicity hounds
Dina Lohan's face frigtens me so so much
sp* frightens
This is so delicious it has to be fattening. They should just do mother/daughter MILF videos together
I heard that Ali already received her AARP card in the mail
embarrassing
June 6 2007- Celebrity insiders claim that forty-four year old Dina Lohan, the mother of troubled former child star Lindsay Lohan, has been lying about her career as a Radio City Rockette.
A Radio City Music Hall representative have found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette.
“It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette,” said our source.
The soon-to-be E! reality show star is also said to be fibbing about her career on the New York City acting scene.
“Look in SAG [the Screen Actors Guild]. Look in AFTRA [American Federation of Televison & Radio Artists]. Dina isn’t a member,” says a family source. “She never did a Broadway show. She never did ads.”
Liar Liar Pants on Fire!
Where are the reports from - who did Dina tell she was going to talk to Johnny Wright. I bet it was just made up in the first place.
Re: Dani – If you google Dina Lohan Johnny Wright, you'll see that it came from Wright Entertainment. Many sources claim this.
This I got from the NYPost:
A scathing statement from Wright's company states: "Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.
"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.
"Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company's roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others."
Ali Lohan looks like a transgendered man.
oooh burrnn
Lohan=untalented,ugly, lying whore bag
it's time to stop giving these types of hacks so much publicity and opportunty. Soon our only sources of entertainment will be gimmicks like these two.
America needs to clean every room in the house.
GOSH. DINA SHOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT LYING SINCE SHE'S THE FIRST TO SIC HER LAWYERS ON OTHERS WHEN THEY LIE ABOUT HER CHILDREN.
HAHAHA. OWNED.
LMFAO
poned!
Now that was funny!
Wow this little twat's music "career" flopped worse than Brooke Hogan's. That's pretty sad indeed. Go away Lohans!
is A really gay?
does look kinda bulldagger ish.
LOL! Total ownage!!! The Lohans are losers!
HAHAHAHAH!
That's pretty hilarious.
Why is her eye like.. off?
Shame,the kids got talent. To bad the idiot mother didn't hold off until she was 18 and the Lindsay mess had died down.
i luv ali i just dont get y their rep lied though i reckon dina could hav told the rep 2 say that 2 get ali street cred
fuck