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This Is Not a Joke

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The London Stock Exchange's chaplain, Peter Mullen, is under pressure to resign after demanding on his personal blog that gay men should be forced to have "sodomy" warnings tattooed on their bodies, according to the UK's Evening Standard.

How very Hitler of him!

The Bishop of London on Monday called the Mullen's comments "highly offensive" and Stonewall, the gay rights charity, said he should resign.

Here's the exact thing that the ass wrote on his blog:

"It is time that religious believers began to recommend … discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets. Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

He also went on to say that gay pride parades were "obscene" and had to be outlawed.

In a statement, the Diocese of London said, "While clergy are entitled to their own personal views, we recognise that the content of this text is highly offensive and is in no way reflective of the views of the Diocese of London."

A Diocese insider said the chaplain may now face a disciplinary inquiry over his comments.

MAY not WILL?

Stonewall's chief executive, Ben Summerskill, told the Brit media: "If I was a member of the Stock Exchange I would be wondering whether he is the right person to be chaplain in the opening years of the 21st century. We have talked to one or two gay people in the City and they would be perfectly happy if he were to go."

On Sunday, papers caught up with the offensive reverend and he said that he was kidding around on his blog, "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

Disgusting, rev.

[Image via Evening Standard.]



78 comments to “This Is Not a Joke”



  1. 1

    who doesn't like a little
    ass play every now and again.



  2. 2

    Like Flavor Flav would've said in disappointment, "Waaaooow"



  3. 3

    Nice guy… Glad he's playing spiritual leader to people. I wonder how "bigot" would look in a cute little tattoo on his face? It sucks that churches can preach hatred and these people get a slap on the wrist for it.



  4. 4

    THE MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD HAVE INSERT COCK HERE TATOOED AROUND HIS FUCKING LIPS!!!



  5. 5

    Talk about ignorant. What's he trying to do? Go back in history where people are labeled?

    It does sound Hitler ish.

    Why not tatoo on his Forehead "i preach love but i hate gays!"



  6. 6

    The so-called 'Reverend" is just pissed off because he hasn't had the chance to "Altar" any boys lately……….



  7. 7

    He should have ASSHOLE tattooed across his forehead



  8. 8

    SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIS RIGHT TO BE A RACIST AWAY. THAT WAS APPALING… SO, SO WRONG! WAY TO SPREAD HATE, MY GOD I NOT BIASED OF LOVE



  9. 9

    Wow.

    What an unbelievably horrible thing to say about anyone. (or in this case, group of peoples)



  10. 10

    MY GOD IS NOT BIASED ON LOVE!, oops on my typing b4



  11. 11

    Someone needs to turn some gays loose on his ass.



  12. 12

    UNBELIEVABLE



  13. 13

    While I applaud freedom of speech, (as do you, Perez), this man should take a few lessons from the Bible he preaches from. For starters, "Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself." "Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged." And finally - though not Biblical, the proverbial, "SILENCE IS GOLDEN"…



  14. 14

    fresh.



  15. 15

    thats fucked up.
    i enjoy some nice ass sex. whats the difference if i am a chick?

  16. azz0r says – reply to this


    16

    I think "Burn Victims are Vile" should be torched onto his eyes.



  17. 17

    Re: Whatupp – Sounds good to me baby!!!



  18. 18

    THE POLESMOKER LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN A FIRE–A PREVIEW OF HOW HE WILL SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL.



  19. 19

    someone needs to get his cock sucked. Or needs to suck on a few. All I see is a bitter old man. Fuck the rev. part.



  20. 20

    Gross! He makes me want to vom.



  21. 21

    I could maybe have bought the whole satire excuse, )who doesn't like a bit of sarcasm?) if the arsehat hadn't ended on that note. "What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality." CUNT.



  22. 22

    Look at how red his face is… he's probaby sipping the communion wine and stating anti-gay rhetoric but fucking the altar boys in the ass telling them it's a sin….



  23. 23

    Re: azz0r – MARVELOUS OBSERVATION, DARLING!
    SURELY HE WAS SMOKING CRACK AT THE TIME!
    WITH A MALE HUSTLER, OF COURSE.



  24. 24

    With a face like THAT he won't have to worry about ANYONE sodomizing him!! Not in THIS lifetime, buddy! Now BRING ON THE GAY PRIDE PARADES!!! WOOO HOOO!!!



  25. 25

    I bet he wants little 5 yr old boy's asses tatooed - INSERT HERE??? I know I do!!



  26. 26

    Ah shove it, Quasimodo.

  27. KayJ says – reply to this


    27

    DISGUSTING HATRED.



  28. 28

    These are the same guys raping little boys…if you are a priest that has done this, yes, then by all means, tattoo their heads!!!!



  29. 29

    Pu-lease, Perez…..stop stealing your "headlines" from Dailymail.co.uk! They put this info out HOURS before you. You suck sometimes…..



  30. 30

    SOUNDS LIKE AN EXTREME CLOSET CASE TO ME.



  31. 31

    Usually people who publicly make statements such as this are closeted homosexuals themselves but just haven't admitted it yet.

  32. Anonymous says – reply to this


    32

    ALL, of you, are for freedom of speech…but, ONLY when it's regarding what you, yourselves, say…or what you are in favor of?!?
    Oh, yeah…we ARE an enlightened society, aren't we? You are pathetic.
    Kudo's to Peter Mullen…whether he was joking or not.

  33. auds says – reply to this


    33

    Someone forgot to tell the stupid bastard that men have anal sex with women, and women give men head just as much, if not more, than two men together. People need to mind their own fucking business, who the hell cares who other people are having sex with? Don't have sex with anyone if you don't like it!!



  34. 34

    Well, fair is fair.

    After all, Peter Mullen already has a face that warns everyone that he's an alcoholic!



  35. 35

    fellatio kills? is it cuz i swallowed what could have been a child?

  36. J1025 says – reply to this


    36

    Reverends preach the Bible and in the Bible is says homosexuality is an abomination. If they are of a higher calling why do they have to apologize and act like they think homosexuality is ok? You have to choose one or the other.



  37. 37

    Re: Bend It Like Bradshaw – But being gay is a sin against God. When are you people going to realize that. It says it right in the Bible. Go to Leviticus and it says it right there. Gees you people are stupid.
    Obama = Big Trauma



  38. 38

    It's obvious his remarks are offensive and can be compared to asking an adultress to wear a scarlett A however let's not jump on the resignation band wagon. Was it not too long ago that when gay/lesbian poticians were "outed" we asked them to step down?

    I'm certainly not saying I agree with him however what happened to freedom of speech that America so desperatly wants to whole world to have?



  39. 39

    why does he have 2 faces?



  40. 40

    Perez, you're losing your touch. This one deserved some cum dribble on his face as I'm sure that's what he's used to.



  41. 41

    is he missing an eyebrow?



  42. 42

    i love gay sex…..I love eating ass.I love to fuck a hot hole and I love getting fucked period….I have a hungry hole that needs to be filled with a whole lot of man jizz.I LOVE HOT MASCULINE GAY MEN…ONLY FEMININE GAY MEN SHOULD GET THESE TATOOS.



  43. 43

    you call him evil? you represent all that is fucked up in this world! sick mofo! i give him credit, for sure! finally a chaplain that has balls who won't be bullioed by the liberal assholes!



  44. 44

    the only thing more disgusting than his comments, are his face

    what the hell is going on there? his face looks like a mutant



  45. 45

    He probably said it over the phone as he gave it to an altar boy…
    Fucking priests.



  46. 46

    ON MY PERSONAL OPINION I AGREE GAY PEEPS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

    VOTE YES ON PROP 8



  47. 47

    The fact he thinks "fellatio kills" should be tattooed on the chin and not the cojones means he is picturing it from his own point of view. This (and the rampant homophobia) make him sound gay.

  48. Hmmmm says – reply to this


    48

    *rolls eyes* That is simply stupid. What an ass.



  49. 49

    He's just sayin' the truth! Sodomy IS bad for your health - and the center of disease control backs up - the old butt hole is not supposed to be rammed - every single year with nearly all HIV cases in the US reported are men having sex with men or IV drug use - and yep - they be takin' up the butt - can't smell good - can't be good for your health either. Meth sex parties - yeah - they're just like you and me!



  50. 50

    I would tatto his forehead with "dead" or "nazi scum",but he looks like hes going to die very soon anyway,lets hope.



  51. 51

    State zit-you little shitty redneck reichwinger. Hitler killed about 300,000 gays in europe,he targeted jews and gays,but white trash like you likes to say Hilter was gay or Jewish because you want to deflect the evil from the reichwing scum that you goose-step with.



  52. 52

    how about tattooing these priests, fathers, ect. saying they moleste kids!!!!



  53. 53

    I don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with other peoples sexuality.
    Gay people aren't wrong. They aren't evil. Im so sick of everyone acting like they are.

  54. Aequa says – reply to this


    54

    Militant preaching of homosexuality…because you can actually convert people to teh gayness!

    Head, meet desk



  55. 55

    hes a closest gay man..they always r! he prolly rapes little boys!!!! religion should be outlawed! it is what causes war anyways



  56. 56

    HE LOOKS LIKE A PERVERTED WIZARD IN A CONAN MOVIE.



  57. 57

    those brits are soo dry. trust me, i know. (with a straight face), they can tell an american that they went to the moon, had sex with a gaylien, and came back into thin air and the american would be like, "really? wow! how did you get there? did you take pictures"?

    i witness it all the time!

    what the hell is up with this man's face, did he slip into hell for a few seconds?

  58. Anonymous says – reply to this


    58

    Re: hbellybutton – "how about tattooing these priests, fathers, ect. saying they moleste kids!!!!"
    *
    Sure. And after we are done tattooing the pedophile priests, we will start tattooing those who are late with their mortgage/car loan payments, those who cheat on their spouse, those who beat their children on a regular basis, those who don't say 'Grace' before a meal, those who would rather go to the local bar/pub/saloon/gin mill instead of cheering their child on at the 'little league' game, etc., etc., etc.
    When would the 'tattooing' end? Get out of the Middle Ages. We don't brand people, anymore….moron.

  59. Anonymous says – reply to this


    59

    Re: State ziti – Per your #19 comment.
    You know NOT of what you speak. I am not Jewish (I would be proud to say that I was, though)…but, I have done extensive research into Nazism and the Holocaust. There were MANY German officers and officials who may not have proclaimed their homosexuality..but, it didn't deter them from FORCING the prisoners, in the concentration camps, to perform various sexual acts with them or other same gendered prisoners. It didn't matter the ages….they 'used' the children as well as the elders.
    Read a book, every now and again. You may learn something.



  60. 60

    People like this asshole should never be in a position where decisions they make will affect others. I really hate to see creeps like this in government and politics.

  61. Anonymous says – reply to this


    61

    Re: Xelia Kay – You are new to politics and World history, aren't you?
    I applaud you for declaring your naivete…but, it's not exactly realistic, is it?



  62. 62

    maybe we should tattoo oh his forehead:
    HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  63. 63

    its probably because hes gay and can't face the fact
    what a loser

  64. edtor says – reply to this


    64

    Ya, know, I'm inclined to believe him when he said he was making satirical statements. This brave new world of instant publishing ’round the world catches everyone by suprise. Things said in one context can be taken out context: each person who then sees this statement now apply their own bias and liveview to it, and voila! Someone screams "politically incorrect" and hysteria ensues.

  65. edtor says – reply to this


    65

    By the way. WTF with his face? Don't say he was burnt by holy water, either.



  66. 66

    Re: Bend It Like Bradshaw – Hmmm. Okay, if you're gonna whip out Biblical passages on us:

    "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is an abomination."
    -Leviticus 18:22

    NOW can you see why he's upset about gays being put on a pedestal? He was joking around. Perhaps he could have phrased it better, but I must agree with him on this. It was a satirical statement. Anyone who isn't a fool would know this.



  67. 67

    Plain stupid. Sad to hear these people even exist! I hope he quits the job



  68. 68

    SENISIBLE NOT: SO make up your mind redneck republican bigot,if it was all a joke,was it that funny, considering that hitler last tattooed jews and gays in europe,was his joke christian and funny,he says its a joke,but then slobbers on about "the militant homosexuals" ,he and you my friend are no different then the taliban,and the less of you in Europe,the United States and the Middle East the better off society and the world will be.



  69. 69

    thats odd.
    he blew me every friday nite for years..



  70. 70

    Disgusting psycho



  71. 71

    Hi!



  72. 72

    It will never happen. When have you ever seen a homo with a tattoo. They are weak, sissy little girls who would see the tattoo gun and run to hide under their momma's skirts.
    ~..~



  73. 73

    nah…they should have a W on one cheek and a W on the other. then it will say WOW !



  74. 74

    Re: State ziti – gays were sent to concentration camps i think youll find



  75. 75

    This guy is nuts! Then everyone who has sinned should get a tattoo! Then the whole fucking world should get one!



  76. 76

    That chaplain is absolutely right: Sodomy is bad for your body, haven't you heard of AIDS all you angry people commenting here. If you love sodomy and cannot live without it, at least use protection, spelled c-o-n-d-o-m, OK ? As for fellatio, never heard it was dangerous so I give you my blessing to enjoy it while you can. Tattooing people is going overboard, but you get his point I hope ? Have safe and good sex, whatever you do.



  77. 77

    Re: njpaul0129 – Stupid???? Here we go again….



  78. 78

    Pretty sure he's a big o'l FAG!