Wanna Beat The Crap Out Of Michael Lohan??
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
As we mentioned last month, media-loving Michael Lohan said he was looking for a celebrity to fight against him in the boxing ring to raise more money for "numerous charities."
And guess who was at the top of his list to fight against?
Perez, of course!
Since we didn't pay any serious attention to the request, dad of the year is looking for other potential candidates.
So what's Lohan doing?
He's going to offer himself up in an auction!
The largest bidder will get a chance to knock out Lohan in a celebrity boxing match.
A recent statement says Lohan will put "himself on auction to highest bidder to box three rounds in the annual Long Island Fight For Charity."
The fight will take place on November 24, 2008 and will consist of 10 boxing matches with amateur fighters.
Bids to fight Poppa Lohan will start at $5,000! Though there are certain rules against height and weight. Guess they don't want Lohan getting killed in the ring.
Lohan had also challenged K-Fed to the ring but couldn't take it any further as there was no funding source for the fight.
Each of the 10 contestants needs to raise over $5,000 in sponsorships.
We wonder how much money someone will pay to knock out Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend should bid.
If she has that amount of cash on hand.
[Image via WENN.]
i'm gonna kick your ass perez.
he is scum.
Now, now. Don't be gloating about your win!
The King of attention whores. I wouldn't want to touch him, not even with boxing gloves. I might get some asshole on me!
i'd punch him but shit splaters
i'll pay.
He is a philanthropist? Who knew? If the media stopped turning up for this jackass's press conferences, he would go away. Why don't you, Perez, be a trailblazer and pretend he doesn't exist.
I WANNA KICK YOUR ASS PEREZ!
he's not a celebrity.
Re: mama of 2 – MORNING MAMA!
WHOOAH!
Re: LettyB – morning letty.
BOO!
Samantha would kick his arse i reckon, and we all know how much he loves beating women, it would be a win win situation.
desperate douchebag
hahahaa PEREZ….you pu$$y!!!
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"Since we didn't pay any serious attention to the request"
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MEANING……….you are too scared to meet him face to face!!!
I AM GOING TO KICK PEREZ'S ASS TONITE!
Scared pooper boy?
Afraid you might get the sh*t kicked out of you blabber mouth and you may yet again POOP in ya' pants.
lol
You try to dish it, but like a true coward you run and POOP when it comes back to you!
lol
i hope he actually gets killed in that fight
and make all our lives better by going away!
I thought he said he wanted a celebrity…….Perez is sooooooo NOT a celebrity
Re: yoyo2572 – lol!!!
I SO, TOTALLY AGREE!!!
But he is delusional. It so happens when you are bitter with jealousy and envy.
A hypocritical BAY OF Pigs if I ever smelled one.
Self- respecting Gays must absolutely HATE that poor excuse of a human!
How is Micheal Lohan even considered a celebrity? lol
if i remember correctly, you DID 'seriously' consider it. you said that yourself, then asked your readers if you should do it. damn liar!
geez……….. this man is such a douchebag… and not to mention a media whore.
Lindsay and her family should pay for an undercover amature boxer to kick his ass for all the embarassing things he has done to their family! and its for charity and it would be great entertainment!! haha! and it would be a legal way to kick his ass! i bet he would take alot of the money though and only give alittle to charity thats what a douche he is!
P! That last comment was so beneath you! I would have actually loved to see Pappa Lohan kick K-Fed's ass…too funny!
maybe michael lohan will get a friend to bid on the auction.
what a loser..who cares..poor lindsay
I will pay Mike Tyson to bid.. So he can knock the shit out of that douchebag! =) you rock, perez!!!
PEREZ!!
DO IT; DO IT!!
WE'LL ALL SPONSER YOU!!!
i hate him it will raise lots of money coz evry1 wants 2 punch him lol i think lindsay or sam shud do it lol