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Can Xenu Help Wino?

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The Church of Wackos Scientology thinks they can help Amy Winehouse.

And we're not surprised to learn that Wino is actually considering it.

The Back to Black singer would be treated through the Church's Narconon rehabilitation program, which utilizes the methods put forth by L. Ron Hubbard.

The Church has apparently also contacted Kiki Drunkst to see if they can help her with her problems too.

Because obviously it's worked wonders for Tom Cruise!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »
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    68 comments to “Can Xenu Help Wino?”



    1. 1

      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww



    2. 2

      Yeah yeah, old news.



    3. 3

      I feel horrible for her. Just look at her!



    4. 4

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWW



    5. 5

      Dang Amy



    6. 6

      haha



    7. 7

      DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.



    8. 8

      oh god, not her too…



    9. 9

      she looks a little bit meatier.



    10. 10

      Hey if it gets her back on track "Health Wise" then why not. Get better Wino bring the good music back!!!!!!!!!!!



    11. 11

      The Church of Wackos Scientology are a bunch of wackos. They would probably go together well!

    12. Nugsy says – reply to this


      12

      They need the money as the cult is on it's last legs! What better way than to take advantage of a drug addled wreck!
      Just in time too as it looks like Katie holmes may have woken up and smelled the coffee!
      Run Katie and wino, Run!



    13. 13

      Really. She's an alien already, so what would it hurt to hook up with the Church of Wackos Scientology



    14. 14

      AMY NEEDS whatever HELP she can get!!!!!



    15. 15

      At this point, ANY help is better then no help.
      As long as it brings her back health wise I'm all for it.



    16. 16

      bahaha the bodyguard behind her is like "what the shit?"
      she used to look so good too.



    17. 17

      damn she's nasty!



    18. 18

      If this crap will get her clean and on the right track, why the hell not……it can't be any worse



    19. 19

      Hey, maybe it would turn her Tom Cruise crazy, but Tom Cruise crazy is better than dead, so if she's willing to let them help her…let them go for it.



    20. 20

      when is that sad pathetic biatch finally going to die?



    21. 21

      Maybe she does need it… Hell she needs something - coz whatever is being done now aint workin people!!

    22. Bongo says – reply to this


      22

      NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! I'M DIFFERENT! YOU CAN'T HELP ME. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, THE MEDIA IS WAITING TO SEE THIS HAPPEN (REHAB). MY FAMILY IS DIFFERENT, MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN THE FOCUS CUZ OF ME, I AM A VICTIM, MY FAMILY IS USING ME, I'M COMPLICATED, I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE…………BLA BLA

      Okay, I worked with many peeps who have "issues" big small $$$ no $$$ media, bla bla…………. Bottom line is! WE ARE ALL HUMAN! Guess what! AMY you are fucking human. Let the humans help you. There is a reason why humans make programs to help eachother! Get HUMAN HELP or I guess we will all bet on your death. What a way to go! WOW you are a bet. Amy, you are not an idiot. Stop being a stupid hard-headed dumbass! Go to the peeps that have been there, let them help you. Or I guess die. This is so today…………. You are on a train and it's got a conductor that is texting his friend about MTV.



    23. 23

      2 weekends ago i went to a seminar for work for a management company based on l. ron hubbard's ideals run by scientologists. those people just have the most warped opinions of everything, and i dont understand how anyone can really take it seriously..



    24. 24

      Anything. Scientology, Hare Krishna, Wicca, Jainism, fucking anything to get this broad off drugs.



    25. 25

      well DUH the scientologists want to prey on people who are obviously weak and unstable.



    26. 26

      Yeah because we need more Tom Cruise out there!!!



    27. 27

      i feel so bad
      how can someone with such talent just take it and throw it away??
      plus, she is gonna need a country to fix up her mess of a self.



    28. 28

      She needs any help she can get! If they want to help her, she should let them. She's beyond rock bottom. Scientology does promote self discipline and is against drug use.
      I'm sure it has it's down points just like all religions, but at this point she can't refuse help..in fact she needs to be forced in to some type of rehabilitation or she's going to die. I'm really sick of even hearing about her.



    29. 29

      AUBREY GOT KICKED OUT OF DANITY KANE

      AND YOUR WRITING ABOUT THIS

      AHHHHH



    30. 30

      â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„
      Perez, THIS is why people will be voting for Prop 8: People in Orange County and the area have been going door to door showing people speeches OBAMA gave that said he didnt support gay marriage. THIS IS WHAT THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE FALLING FOR. Obama will ruin it for all of us. He's much better than Mccain but Perez, please just call him out on it, people need to know that being different IS NOT EQUAL. IT WILL NEVER BE EQUAL.

      In the constitution it says, ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. Nobody should be allowed to deny that. Support NO on 8, Perez. And call out Obama for his stupid rederick. I don't care what religion you are, discrimination is NOT tolerance.
      â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„



    31. 31

      one word: CLASSY!



    32. 32

      Yeah they'll help her. She won't be able to buy crack because those wackos will take all of her money. I'm all about freedom of religion, but seriously, I have no respect for those weirdos. It's almost as bad as the Mormons.

    33. Lisa says – reply to this


      33

      I'm all for bringing Amy back to health. Even if its with that cult.



    34. 34

      Separated At Birth: Dita Von Teese and Rumor Willis - Its true, they both have potatohead. Check their pics…it's true! lols



    35. 35

      Oh yea…hrm, nothing can help Amy at this point except 1 thing…REHAB!



    36. 36

      Good.. I hope this helps Amy.



    37. 37

      who the hell does the church of wackos worship?
      a fuggin alien???????
      amyy don'ttttt doooo itttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!

      scientology is tryin to brainwash all the celebrities into the cult & thier fallin for it cuz thier all retarts
      HAH



    38. 38

      does xenu have methadone??

    39. jemms says – reply to this


      39

      if this actually helps her then good…regardless of whether it is scientology.



    40. 40

      Whoa…Perez deleted TWO of my comments!



    41. 41

      what ever it takes!!! - 5 grammy's - God given talent - and she's frying up her brain cells with a crack pipe - whitney - anthony - scott - keith - marrianne - Stevie - they've taught her NOTHING? none have ever been as good as they were before the dope got a hold of them



    42. 42

      Scientologists need to pretend to help people that need help not wait to check their bank accounts first. One thing I respect them on, at least they're up front about wanting people's money, unlike most churches.



    43. 43

      Well for fucks sake, no one else is forcing her to sort it out.. srsly I don't get it?!?
      I saw a picture of her from 2004 the other day, holy shit she was actually Pretty… Once…
      I don't know if its better she is just allowed to continue to kill herself slowly.. or find salvation in "Scientology"

      Seriously?



    44. 44

      Oh and also, I understand she's drug fucked, but how come she always wears that shirt.
      If being speed freak skinny and wearing a shirt like that isn't a SCREAMING cry for help, then what the hell is?



    45. 45

      Nooooooooo. Amy dear, come here and let a sister take care of you.



    46. 46

      At this point, I think anything is better then where she is now. Even Tom Cruise.
      If this was my child, I would take her away from all of this by force. Go somewhere deserted and keep here there, till the drugs where out of her system.
      No price, no judicial court and no person would stop me.
      Amys parents should do WHATEVER it takes to get their girl clean. I dont care if the have to break the law to do it.



    47. 47

      No one can help her. She can only help herself.



    48. 48

      Oh yea, she really needz thoze effz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      brainwazhing her…I'd rather C her on
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      drugz or o.d….then surrender 2/thoze bitchez
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



    49. 49

      Suck her in to lay claim on her millions more like it.



    50. 50

      Amy Winehouse is a fool if she considers joining
      The Church of Scientology.

      Even more surprising,is that The Church of Scientology would want Amy Winehouse as a member.lol



    51. 51

      SCIENTOLOCRAZIES, YOU DON'T HAVE A CURE FOR AIDS DO YOU?



    52. 52

      They are only contacting these stars because they want their money, plain and simple



    53. 53

      !



    54. 54

      I want pictures of Wino headbutting Crusie…..WHAM!!…..Rehab?? Priceless!



    55. 55

      CRACK IS WACK!



    56. 56

      Well, regardless of my thoughts on Scientology, at least someone is reaching out and she is considering some sort of help.



    57. 57

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



    58. 58

      You gotta see the film about Ian Halperin posing undercover as a gay actor infiltrating the Church of Scientology. Order the DVD at www.superdupa.com - includes free shipping at that site.



    59. 59

      looks like she's headed for the forever 27 club
      hope she gets help before she makes it there
      she's too talented to being throwing it all away for drugs
      i really hope she gets help and gets better soon



    60. 60

      She might as well just stay on drugs.



    61. 61

      Ohhhh…….myyyyyy……goshhhhhh……!! The Scientolocrazies MUST need money/press/more minions!!! I hope Amy stays away from them….they are downright dangerous!!!!! She needs a family that gives two sh**s about her, NOT a cult that will brainwash her more than the crack!



    62. 62

      Mind control and greed runs Scientology just like most other churches.



    63. 63

      Thats exactly how Scientology Cult operates: Trying to get a foot int he door of people when they are deep into personal or psychological problems!



    64. 64

      Re: duelastar –
      You re daqd wrong on this!!! Joining or even just gettin in touck with a CULT such as Scientology is WORSE and even more dangerous than any(!) drug addiction!



    65. 65

      I'm sorry…how is it possible that this woman is still alive?



    66. 66

      I HOPE SHE GETS HELP, I MEAN LOOK AT HER, IT'S SO SAD, ALL THAT WASTED TALENT



    67. 67

      Well, Scientology hasn't cured Tom Cruise of being an idiocy addict. :-)
      Scientology would LOVE to cure some well-known trainwreck so they'd have something solid to use in their recruitment/lobotomy campaigns. Unfortunately for them, studies of Narconon participants have shown that the program is ineffective.



    68. 68

      So, is it gonna be like the story of the stop smoking ritual where they beat you? Are they gonna beat the crack out of her??