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Sandra Bernhard performs at the Ali Forney Center Benefit to raise funds for the New York Homeless LGBT Youth Program on Monday night

Sandra Bernhard is really angry about ______________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: October 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm

83 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

vamkat says – reply to this

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the upcoming election?
crybaby says – reply to this

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hey sexy lady lol
Furby Fuckina Fuckwad says – reply to this

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She's ugly and the size of an elephant?
PshotVarder says – reply to this

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All the Goys in the audience with their New Testaments.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Never having my dick in her mouth.
Calamity Pain says – reply to this

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her face?
Shakermaker says – reply to this

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Not being funny at all? Yelling and swearing doesn't make you funny.

Lenny Bruce = Funny
Richard Pryor = Funny
Chris Rock = Funny

Sandra Bernhard = Funny looking….and that's all.
Fendi Larue says – reply to this

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she's just an angry lesbian who looks like a treasure troll. She's mad because no one wants her treasure!
LettyB says – reply to this

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SUCKING PEREZ'S COCK!
CookieCUTTA says – reply to this

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HER UGLY ASS ANNOYING FUCKIN FACE.

SHES WASHED UP TRASH.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – SOMEONE IMPLIED YOU ARE HARRY, IS THIS TRUE?
marie* says – reply to this

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fuck- who even knows anymore
GalliGirl619 says – reply to this

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Maybe she just ate a bad fish taco.
luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this

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her ugly face and fat arms
Cattac says – reply to this

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being both annoying and ugly.
alexie silver says – reply to this

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… madonna. she just can't get over her, after 20 years… lol
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Damn that scared me!
HondaRider says – reply to this

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She found out she wasn't really funny…
jkf says – reply to this

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being sooo ugly
DiveOnASpikeAlready says – reply to this

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Because she NASTY and should DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY!
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Even in a dress, she still looks like a man. That would piss me off too.
x3kmkx3 says – reply to this

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sarah palin
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Who's Harry?
gypjet says – reply to this

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homosexual men who make fun of children.
Yosemite~girl~stuck~in~Hawaii says – reply to this

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her face
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Of course it's him. He is also Andy27, abercory,swimstud, nurse allison, bouge..should I go on and on??
jillipeters says – reply to this

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being uglier than sarah palin?
julu says – reply to this

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being white, rich, and catered to?
former M fan says – reply to this

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her fugly face
CRABBY APPLETON says – reply to this

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Everything. Just everything. Her hair. Her face. Her flabby arms. Her missing sense of humor. The sun shining. The weather today. Just everything. She really needs to relax and drink some whiskey.
jaybeebrad says – reply to this

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So pathetic. How soon they all forget.
First - she's a 53 year old woman with a child. She looks like it. Get over it.

Second - she's been a professional comedienne and actress since 1977 - over THIRTY FUCKING YEARS - since she was cast on THE RICHARD PRYOR SHOW (since somebody decided to compare her to him.) Obviously HE thought she was funny, as have the millions of people who have enjoyed her for these thirty years.

Thirdly - you might think she's ugly. Good for you. She was obviously ugly enough to pose nude for a spread in Playboy; be a professional runway and print model in the 1980's; and be widely photographsd for, again, thirty years.

Fourthly - She's released 13 albums of music and comedy, 3 book, and appeared in 62 films and/or television series (meaning character roles, not appearances as herself.) How many of those accomplishments have any of YOU achieved?

Love her or hate her, Sandra is a long-beloved entertainer who continues to entertain to sold out theaters across the country.
Sho says – reply to this

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Being so FUGLY!!!

Yuck it just gets worse and worse as the years roll on.
stoney_g says – reply to this

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Somebody tie a pork chop around her neck so the dogs will play with her.
greenpaperclips says – reply to this

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angry about the fact if she put some glasses on, she'd look like palin
allyk says – reply to this

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S.B.( sorry bitch) is really angry about perez outing her as the homeless jew douche she is. BITCH IS A NOBODY. she needs to repay Sarah Palin for getting her lame ass name back in the media.
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Re: jaybeebrad – I didn't know that Sandra Berhard read Perez Hilton? Welcome!!
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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…THE FACT THAT SARWHORE PALIN COULD BE ONE HEART-BEAT AWAY FROM THE FUCKJING PEREZIDENCY, WHAT ELSE?????
Frickah says – reply to this

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not being able to keep her dick hard.
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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getting a bum rap in life with a face like that
ViewFromHere says – reply to this

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Re: Shakermaker – Lenny Bruce—funny
Richard Pryor—funny
Chris Rock——funny
Shakermaker—-funniest!
julu says – reply to this

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Re: jaybeebrad – Well hello there Sandra
promccain says – reply to this

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She's really angry because she's hideous and has no career?
missmilano says – reply to this

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I'd be fucking angry if I looked like that too
fluffypuppy says – reply to this

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her ugly fugly face.
allyk says – reply to this

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Re: jaybeebrad – jay, so sorry she is what you idolize. can you please remove yourself to the planet Sandra playboy edition and her kazillions of oscar worthy roles and then come back to reality. YOU STILL LOVE HER DON'T YOU? jay you have zero taste. you are trailer trash with readily available condoms
Debraw says – reply to this

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her gray haired vagina…
Timmy says – reply to this

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being an irrelevant, talentless nobody.
mistybham says – reply to this

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How super nasty she always looks!
IMA PERV says – reply to this

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….being diagnosed with Perezitiz, more commonly known as cocksucker's mouth.
happyhreveryhr says – reply to this

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rawr!
jtinphx says – reply to this

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who? she is so z-list.
Billvie Bicks says – reply to this

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Good Cause- but she's such an asshole.
Lisa W a Lil L says – reply to this

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her sad flabby arms
Zooky says – reply to this

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the boner she's holding?
yovovi says – reply to this

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HER FAT ARMS!!!!!!!!!!
Cinner says – reply to this

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Sandra Bernhard is really angry about her fat, cottage cheese arms and her trollface.
old_chick says – reply to this

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not winning America's Blow Up Doll Impersonater of the Year
Monkey Claw says – reply to this

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her ovaries are diseased
lisamarie618 says – reply to this

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the fact that she is so freakin' ugly and thinks it's sooooooooooo not fair!
Wrenn says – reply to this

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Having a face that looks like a a boxer bulldog, flabby arms, bad hair and nasty teeth so gapped you could drive an 18 wheeler through them.
MaggieUK says – reply to this

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1. MADONNA DIDNT SEND HER FREE TICKETS FOR HER CONCERT

2. SHE CANT LATCH ON TO MADONNA FOR PUBLICITY ANYMORE

3. MADONNA WONT ANSWER HER CALLS
bongo says – reply to this

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that someone slammed her tail in the car door
MP says – reply to this

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Everything.
BackstreetBoys4ever says – reply to this

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because people only remember her for one tv show she was in lol she is such a has-been!!!!!
saintfranny says – reply to this

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was watching some blogs with alexis stewart - they sound exactly alike
Toonkinstein says – reply to this

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….she's always angry….what's new?
SlickWilley says – reply to this

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BEING THE UGLIEST LEZBO IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
hammernator says – reply to this

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Looking in the mirror!
iwontgrowup says – reply to this

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being sooooooooo f***in' UGLY a rag picker wouldn't stick his hook into her!
Hmmmm says – reply to this

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that ugly ASS dress she's wearing!!!! It's awful…
lorelai66 says – reply to this

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you name it. bitch is always pissed about something.
chilie says – reply to this

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Sarah Palin.
punky.penguin says – reply to this

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about how fucking fat and fug she is. i've seen more attractive corpses.
you suck says – reply to this

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Not having the balls to blow her fucking head off
Cottonquinn says – reply to this

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Sandra Bernhard is really angry about how she clearly comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.
shooie says – reply to this

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How ugly she is!
KevinK says – reply to this

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Sandra Bernhard is really angry about her having to use degrading words to shock the media into temporarily bringing her out of obscurity and making her think she still matters. (Did she ever?)
I wonder if she is still playing that "I knew/know Madonna" act like she did on Letterman and other talk shows to make her look important.

Sad and pathetic. Had someone on the right said this about say, Hillary, They'd have been strung up and their career would have been ruined.

Being conservative in today's world is like being the new gay.
Shelleybean says – reply to this

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Geriatric Smurf
M3chick says – reply to this

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…getting BEATEN by the UGLY STICK every freaking day of her disgusting, pathetic life??
Nordic Blonde says – reply to this

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Being the ugliest woman on Earth.
edtor says – reply to this

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the direction her face is taking.
bunsen b says – reply to this

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…about being an unattractive twat?
Jennder says – reply to this

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….finding out she has no fans.