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Sandra Bernhard performs at the Ali Forney Center Benefit to raise funds for the New York Homeless LGBT Youth Program on Monday night

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Sandra Bernhard is really angry about ______________.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      the upcoming election?



    2. 2

      hey sexy lady lol



    3. 3

      She's ugly and the size of an elephant?



    4. 4

      All the Goys in the audience with their New Testaments.



    5. 5

      Never having my dick in her mouth.



    6. 6

      her face?



    7. 7

      Not being funny at all? Yelling and swearing doesn't make you funny.

      Lenny Bruce = Funny
      Richard Pryor = Funny
      Chris Rock = Funny

      Sandra Bernhard = Funny looking….and that's all.



    8. 8

      she's just an angry lesbian who looks like a treasure troll. She's mad because no one wants her treasure!



    9. 9

      SUCKING PEREZ'S COCK!



    10. 10

      HER UGLY ASS ANNOYING FUCKIN FACE.

      SHES WASHED UP TRASH.



    11. 11

      Re: Big Black Dick – SOMEONE IMPLIED YOU ARE HARRY, IS THIS TRUE?



    12. 12

      fuck- who even knows anymore



    13. 13

      Maybe she just ate a bad fish taco.



    14. 14

      her ugly face and fat arms



    15. 15

      being both annoying and ugly.



    16. 16

      … madonna. she just can't get over her, after 20 years… lol



    17. 17

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Damn that scared me!



    18. 18

      She found out she wasn't really funny…

    19. jkf says – reply to this


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      being sooo ugly



    20. 20

      Because she NASTY and should DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY!



    21. 21

      Even in a dress, she still looks like a man. That would piss me off too.



    22. 22

      sarah palin



    23. 23

      Re: LettyB – Who's Harry?



    24. 24

      homosexual men who make fun of children.



    25. 25

      her face



    26. 26

      Re: LettyB – Of course it's him. He is also Andy27, abercory,swimstud, nurse allison, bouge..should I go on and on??



    27. 27

      being uglier than sarah palin?

    28. julu says – reply to this


      28

      being white, rich, and catered to?



    29. 29

      her fugly face



    30. 30

      Everything. Just everything. Her hair. Her face. Her flabby arms. Her missing sense of humor. The sun shining. The weather today. Just everything. She really needs to relax and drink some whiskey.



    31. 31

      So pathetic. How soon they all forget.
      First - she's a 53 year old woman with a child. She looks like it. Get over it.

      Second - she's been a professional comedienne and actress since 1977 - over THIRTY FUCKING YEARS - since she was cast on THE RICHARD PRYOR SHOW (since somebody decided to compare her to him.) Obviously HE thought she was funny, as have the millions of people who have enjoyed her for these thirty years.

      Thirdly - you might think she's ugly. Good for you. She was obviously ugly enough to pose nude for a spread in Playboy; be a professional runway and print model in the 1980's; and be widely photographsd for, again, thirty years.

      Fourthly - She's released 13 albums of music and comedy, 3 book, and appeared in 62 films and/or television series (meaning character roles, not appearances as herself.) How many of those accomplishments have any of YOU achieved?

      Love her or hate her, Sandra is a long-beloved entertainer who continues to entertain to sold out theaters across the country.

    32. Sho says – reply to this


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      Being so FUGLY!!!

      Yuck it just gets worse and worse as the years roll on.



    33. 33

      Somebody tie a pork chop around her neck so the dogs will play with her.



    34. 34

      angry about the fact if she put some glasses on, she'd look like palin

    35. allyk says – reply to this


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      S.B.( sorry bitch) is really angry about perez outing her as the homeless jew douche she is. BITCH IS A NOBODY. she needs to repay Sarah Palin for getting her lame ass name back in the media.



    36. 36

      Re: jaybeebrad – I didn't know that Sandra Berhard read Perez Hilton? Welcome!!



    37. 37

      …THE FACT THAT SARWHORE PALIN COULD BE ONE HEART-BEAT AWAY FROM THE FUCKJING PEREZIDENCY, WHAT ELSE?????



    38. 38

      not being able to keep her dick hard.



    39. 39

      getting a bum rap in life with a face like that



    40. 40

      Re: Shakermaker – Lenny Bruce—funny
      Richard Pryor—funny
      Chris Rock——funny
      Shakermaker—-funniest!

    41. julu says – reply to this


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      Re: jaybeebrad – Well hello there Sandra



    42. 42

      She's really angry because she's hideous and has no career?



    43. 43

      I'd be fucking angry if I looked like that too :)



    44. 44

      her ugly fugly face.

    45. allyk says – reply to this


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      Re: jaybeebrad – jay, so sorry she is what you idolize. can you please remove yourself to the planet Sandra playboy edition and her kazillions of oscar worthy roles and then come back to reality. YOU STILL LOVE HER DON'T YOU? jay you have zero taste. you are trailer trash with readily available condoms



    46. 46

      her gray haired vagina…

    47. Timmy says – reply to this


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      being an irrelevant, talentless nobody.



    48. 48

      How super nasty she always looks!



    49. 49

      rawr!



    50. 50

      who? she is so z-list.



    51. 51

      Good Cause- but she's such an asshole.



    52. 52

      her sad flabby arms

    53. Zooky says – reply to this


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      the boner she's holding?



    54. 54

      HER FAT ARMS!!!!!!!!!!



    55. 55

      Sandra Bernhard is really angry about her fat, cottage cheese arms and her trollface.



    56. 56

      not winning America's Blow Up Doll Impersonater of the Year



    57. 57

      her ovaries are diseased



    58. 58

      the fact that she is so freakin' ugly and thinks it's sooooooooooo not fair!

    59. Wrenn says – reply to this


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      Having a face that looks like a a boxer bulldog, flabby arms, bad hair and nasty teeth so gapped you could drive an 18 wheeler through them.



    60. 60

      1. MADONNA DIDNT SEND HER FREE TICKETS FOR HER CONCERT

      2. SHE CANT LATCH ON TO MADONNA FOR PUBLICITY ANYMORE

      3. MADONNA WONT ANSWER HER CALLS



    61. 61

      that someone slammed her tail in the car door

    62. MP says – reply to this


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      Everything.



    63. 63

      because people only remember her for one tv show she was in lol she is such a has-been!!!!!



    64. 64

      was watching some blogs with alexis stewart - they sound exactly alike



    65. 65

      ….she's always angry….what's new?



    66. 66

      BEING THE UGLIEST LEZBO IN THE WHOLE WORLD.



    67. 67

      Looking in the mirror!



    68. 68

      being sooooooooo f***in' UGLY a rag picker wouldn't stick his hook into her!

    69. Hmmmm says – reply to this


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      that ugly ASS dress she's wearing!!!! It's awful…



    70. 70

      you name it. bitch is always pissed about something.



    71. 71

      Sarah Palin.



    72. 72

      about how fucking fat and fug she is. i've seen more attractive corpses.



    73. 73

      Not having the balls to blow her fucking head off



    74. 74

      Sandra Bernhard is really angry about how she clearly comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.



    75. 75

      How ugly she is!



    76. 76

      Sandra Bernhard is really angry about her having to use degrading words to shock the media into temporarily bringing her out of obscurity and making her think she still matters. (Did she ever?)
      I wonder if she is still playing that "I knew/know Madonna" act like she did on Letterman and other talk shows to make her look important.

      Sad and pathetic. Had someone on the right said this about say, Hillary, They'd have been strung up and their career would have been ruined.

      Being conservative in today's world is like being the new gay.



    77. 77

      Geriatric Smurf



    78. 78

      …getting BEATEN by the UGLY STICK every freaking day of her disgusting, pathetic life??



    79. 79

      Being the ugliest woman on Earth.

    80. edtor says – reply to this


      80

      the direction her face is taking.



    81. 81

      …about being an unattractive twat?



    82. 82

      ….finding out she has no fans.