Gwyneth Let Him Out Looking Like That?
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia > Music Minute > Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris Martin sported a new, shorter 'do at the Q Awards in London on Monday night.
It really brings out his ugly!
Why didn't his supposedly fashion/beauty savvy wife intervene????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 7, 2008 at 11:45 am
Why dosen't he get his teeth fixed/whitened???
he looks fine just needs to get his teeth whitened
I was at Phoenix in New York City's East Village and I happened to see Paul Anthony Stewart from Guiding Light. I can't help but wonder, is he gay?
Any info on my favorite soap star would be great.
Love your website!
looks fine to me!
umm who? why? and just no.
PEREZ-WHY DO YOU HATE CHRIS MARTIN???!!!! Just asking, love u P-Nasty
YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY PEREZ!
Awww, come on, Perez…
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I never really liked him, or Coldplay, but longer hair definitely suits him more.
Nice eyes, though.
Re: billviper – gayer than a handbag full of rainbows
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Not a fan, but he looks just fine to me.
looks like he always does. What the fuck is your point Perez?
PEREZ IS A WANKER!
ummm….because he is his own person, who makes his own decisions. if my significant other told me that i couldn't go out looking the way i did….because perez hilton doesn't like my hair cut, i'd tell them to screw off. just because you don't like it, doesn't mean everyone doesn't like it too. a wife should never 'intervene' when it comes to her husbands hair being too short. so freaking stupid.
He looks fine… In Britain they don't care about superficial things as much…
Okaaay, at least roll out with a cool azz brim hat, goatee and shades!… then smirk a smile, rather than show'n the grill, other than that he's cool… for sure he doesnt give a F**K what anyone says!… "Big Deal" he's probably say'n!
Really, Perez? Find a mirror and take a quick glance (that's all it will take) at yourself before you start calling others out for their looks.
Re: castinggirl – Nicely put
What ugly teeth you have granpa?
perez babydoll i do looove you and would be so bored without you half the time but i think posting a blog jjjuuuust to call someone ugly is a little unnecessary. if you have dirt on someone, yea go ahead and blog about it but dont put one up just to tell someone they're ugly.
i like his hair way better like this. although he could benefit from some dental work…
He just needs his teeth cleaned is all.
FUCKNUTS!
He has always been very Average looking, she didn't marry him for his looks..obviously.
He's gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!
I think he looks hot P.
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TEETH? BETWEEN HIM AND HIS WIFE I THINK HE CAN
AFFORD TO GET THEM FIXED??? GROSS!!
whoa!!! I'm no celebrity and I am not photographed much, but I manage to have my teeth well taken care of … whether it be at the dentist or at home!!
He has enough butter on his teeth to spread on a loaf of bread
HE IS FUGLY LOOKING !
Because she loves him for who he is not what he looks like.
Actually, Perez. If Gwynnie had a very short haircut and really bad teeth, they could pass for identical twins. I love the English. I do.
One more thing. For some strange reason, I don't mind you calling him ugly. I minded about Jennifer Aniston, but not him. Jennifer always comes across as down to earth and sweet and fun. Chris does not. He comes across as a jerk…but then he married Gwynneth. Who IS a jerk.
He's doable to me. Your taste is all in your mouth. You think he's ugly and Sarah P. Alien is sexy????? Where's the ugly.
I THINK YOUR HOTTER PEREZ
He looks far cuter with long hair, but he's a singer not a model!
NO WONDER GWYNETH DOESN'T WALK WITH HIM IN THE RED CARPET!
Ugly but alot more talented than any shit that is out there now =)
….what is the problem with his teeth? and he is not ugly!
If you've ever seen him live you'd know the attraction. The man can bring it! Trust me, it's just a bad hair day. YUMMMYYY!
Ick, he definitely needs whitening and veneers would be a really good idea. There's no excuse for teeth like this, especially when you have money. Then he'd be cute.
Apparently he has a HUUUUUUUUUUGE COCK and he fucks Gwennie up the SHITSHUTE all night long. He doesn't mind that she has male and female sex organs and he also lets her shit into his mouth from time to time. I'd say they are pretty well paired!
Um, no. He looks better than usual.
Crest Whitening Strips are $34.99, dude.
his teeth, eWW
Curse of the English teeth.
I like the short hair on him. He just needs to find someone to whiten his teeth a bit. Other than that, he looks good.
Re: bango skanks – Why would he want to adopt that oh so false and oh so unnaturally white teeth - look that seems popular in the US? It just looks freakish and there's something very "Stepford" about it.
I'll never understand what she sees in him. I really find him quite unattractive. Oh well, he must have something to offer. As long as she's happy, I guess it's none of our business.
I was just saying yesterday that I wish he would cut his hair. He looks great!
I'm so happy I could shit myself - no wait I just DID and it tastes DEEEEEEEELISH
I am more horrified by those teeth.
A. Brush them
B. He must be a smoker
C. No haircut will make that ugly but very talented guy look like anything other than what he is. >..a very rich UGLY rocker. That's what Gwyneth likes….loads of mulla
Perez your a fucking idiot mate!!! Look at yourself, your quick to shout your mouth off, take at look in the mirror, you must of been bored to post this,
I'd hit that. No problem.
hahah. I love you perez.
Re: bango skanks –
I'd like to meet the person who said that every single person on earth had to have perfectly straight, white teeth…and kick their a**. Teeth serve a purpose, that is to start the digestion process by breaking down food, and unless they're seriously crooked or overcrowded they can do that job without straightening or whitening…obviously they've served Chris fine so far…why change them now? My teeth (and my mom's) are naturally a more yellowy-enamely colour, as are many's, why should anybody make their teeth look unnatural? Its so superficial, its sickening.
And smokers teeth as well…tsk tsk tsk
I thought he was the perfect man at that Viva la Vida video, with those crazy curls….
Oh i still love him anyways!!!
yeah…he is not bad except for those brown teeth..no excuse for that nowadays…does he like smoke and drink coffee all day? Yuck
me likey him long time
perez shut up hes in one of the most successful band of like this time and is like a millionare yeah he might be a bit moody but so fucking what
She did not intervene because some people are not hung up on looks!!! Gwen is amazing…and not shallow.
I know he's English and all but… GEEZ……….. orthodontics ain't JUST for kids any more… and CREST WHITESTRIPS don't cost a bundle, esp. for a ROCK STAR!!!!!
he doesn't look too bad to me, and he has the voice of an angel
The hair is fine…its the teeth that need to be kicked out and re-done. Yuck.
perez, youre hella late. Chris cut his hir ages ago. You really love to hate on Chris/Coldplay.
Whats wrong with you Perez he is so hot.
Why you saying he's ugly?
He's just a normal looking British guy.
Nothing freaky about him.
I personally HATE veneers so good for him for having natural teeth.
argh. It ate my post. bad website.
I was saying he looks perfectly normal to me.
What am I missing?
Oh people say his teeth are 'bad'.
I prefer natural teeth to this silly glow-in-the-dark-white Americans seem to be so het up on.
He probably smokes- everybody else I've met from there does.
There's just different ways in different places.
oh go figure…now I have (including this post) 3 here lol
After 10 mins and no post showing up I assumed it was just lost in the void.
Hmm I did like his hair longer too, though, now that I think about it.
He could be Stan Laurel in a Laurel and Hardy remake.
And Meat loaf can be oliver.
Perez, what do you have against Chris Martin's appearance? His politics may not be my cup of tea, but I find him (and his music) incredibly sexy!
He's way hot and I would totally hit that!! LOL People are waaaay too concerned about teeth!! He's an effin' musical genius people!!!
he's better looking on his worst day than you are on your best, horseface and THAT
ain't sayin much.
complete minger
was shocked when i first saw him in person.
course his wife is no trophy.
"It really brings out his ugly"
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Hate to break it you some of you but teeth are not actually meant to be whiter than white!
what the fuck is with you Perez you hate on Coldplay (and love the shittiest music) , Chris, and Gwyneth soooo much?! Ahh i love Chris he is so gorgeous
! his teeth are fine its good they aren't so perfect he hasn't americanized them! AH I LOVE HIM
oh and everyone above who says he must smoke, actually he is quite against that , and DOES NOT and rarely rarely drinks.