It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Hey, are you ready for Kerosene Cowboys?
What, you don't know what that is?
It's a sure-to-be direct to DVD film starring 'N Sync's JC Chasez in an action thriller about an elite Navy attack squadron. The story is based on a novel by Randy Arrington.
It's going to be directed by Mario Van Peebles.
They also managed to scam Cam Gigandet, Shane West, and Rachael Leigh Cook into the project.
So many A-listers!
Make sure to check out Kerosene Cowboys…coming to a discount DVD shelf near you!
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